Joel McHale Isn’t Allowed To Joke About Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

November 14th, 2011 // 46 Comments

Adding further evidence to the theory that Kim Kardashian tried to buy back the rights to her sex tape, and is a lying whore, Joel McHale was on Conan last week where he revealed Kris Jenner bitches to E! anytime he mentions Kim’s sex tape on The Soup. Via Amy Grindhouse:

“I bring up the thing that made Kim famous, which is the sex tape with Ray J. Kim’s mom would call E! much like an old lady neighbour going like, ‘Your son’s baseball landed in my window again’, and they don’t like it when we bring it up.”

KIM KARDASHIAN IS ONLY FAMOUS BECAUSE SHE LEAKED HER SEX TAPE.

(You’re welcome, Joel.)

Photos: Fame, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Ruth

    I, too, like to shower the world in this golden truth.

  2. The tape may have been bad to start with, but they were able to capitalize on it. Kris always says, “When life hands you lemons, make lemonade on my daughter.”

  3. Clarence Beeks

    Can he joke about her plastic face?

  4. zorbitor

    Kim who?

  5. mum

    why does anyone care about this whacked out fat ass?

  6. BAHAH

    She fucked her way into America’s heart, that’s Kim for ya!

  7. Jiminy Cryptic

    I’d get mad too if someone was pissing all over my daughter’s reput- oh wait

  8. Mike701

    I thought Ray J was the one who leaked on her in the sex tape.

  9. adm.fookbar

    please. no one gives a fuck about a sex tape, even in Ye Olde Days when Kim was shopping hers it was already on the outs.

    What made her tape awesome is she let a dude piss on her. Hell, I even endorse golden showers, and enjoy them but you keep that shit private.

    She’s famous because she got pissed on. That’s your fucking story.

  10. Oprahwindfury

    The Kardashian family is the taint of the USA

    • Jack Ketch

      A great big pimple on the cock of America !

    • lelo

      Oh goodness, I was alosmt 5 months before telling my colleagues at work, and about 14 weeks when we told our family. As far as the Kardashians go, sure they can be annoying (and many times funny), but have they done such evil to ellicit so many negative comments about them? You would think they were Hitler, Gerry Sandusky, or Attila the Hun the way people rant their hatred. Save the hate for true evil, root for them if you find them entertaining and/or admire them, but really, c’mon, the negative comments are so over the top!

  11. You know, I always liked Joel McHale – and now that I know he’s taken up arms against a sea of Kardashians (or would it be a yellow stream of Kardashians?), it makes him even cooler. Good on you, son.

    • Jack Ketch

      Absolutely !

    • Sarah

      Completely agree!

      • Stela

        OMG I hate these two! I’m grossed out beuacse I think they are fucking foreal. is a fake ass bitch who will never have a successfull album and Brandy is a HAS BEEN. Yeah I said it HAS BEEN! haha If you are on DWTS you are a has been or wanna be. Funny how he said hell no to dating . He don’t even have that option. hahahaha She wouldn’t piss on him. wishes he had ‘s money!

  12. Bejay

    I want Kim and Kris Jenner the blood sucking whore to go away buy buy whores

  13. Jack Ketch

    Plastic face, hideous sunglasses, and you can tell, even though the picture is small, that there’s always a lot of waxing going on … fuck I would LOVE to see this cow when she wakes up in the morning. A whole family, “famous” for being the ex and offspring of one of OJ’s lawyers, Jesus, and for the biggest cow of them all, being pissed on and giving lousy head on camera.

  14. It seems that I am greatly behind the times. I thought Kimmie was famous because of her ass implants and, of course, the sex tape. I didn’t know about the whole golden shower angle. Thanks, Fish. I’m guessing that for safety’s sake you’d have to tie a 2×4 plank to your butt before diving into this skank.

  15. Oprahwindfury

    Is it too much to ask of this site to go 48hrs w/o a Kardashian post…wtf

  16. Wm. Norwood

    I thought Kris said she was ‘proud’ of her daughter, golden-showers and all. What gives?

  17. Jay

    Hopefully this is the end of the Kardashian family, don’t know how they became famous in the first place.

  18. Singin'InTheRain

    why didn’t mama pimp mention the porno tape in her new book?

    and all things kardashian would include the porno you’d think since that’s what put them on the map.

    LOL @ human toilet!!!

  19. The Soup is the only thing worth watching on E!. Wish it was picked up by another network.

  20. Genevieve

    Love me some Joel McHale!

  21. Sign the no more kardashian petition at gopetition.com. We have 5000 signatures.

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “I think we have a terrorist carrying a bomb in her ass.”

  23. Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Joel McHale
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Also…if this is Atlanta, why does the stanchion belt say “Los Angeles”?

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    GORILLAPORN
    Commented on this photo:

    GIRRRRRRRRRL PUT THEM HEELS BACK ON !
    YO’ BIG FAT AZZ IS READY TO HIT THE FLOOR! MUAHAHAAAA

  25. Hawk

    Sorry Mama Kardashian, There still is one show on E that doesn’t bow down in your presence.
    I wonder how long that will last?

  26. Hey everyone. Please log on this site and SIGN the petition http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/no-more-kardashian/signatures.html
    This is NOT a spam message; this is the real deal. This is the beginning of a new initiative to finally get rid of these skanks once and for all. Start by signing the petition! It’s about time E! stopped degrading women, Armenians, and Americans everywhere by putting this trash on their stations. In the upcoming weeks, the movement to get rid of the Kardashians will take place. Starting off by protesting in front of a Borders where Kris Jener will be doing a reading from her “pages of lies” book. In addition, start by boycotting all products endorsed by the Kardashians. Inform the Sears Management in your local district how unsatisfied you are with the quality of their Kardashian Kollection. Do NOT purchase ANY of their products. This includes bags, clothing, shoes, and perfume. Moreover, protests in front of the DASH boutiques in Calabases, Miami, and New York will be in effect as well. Hurt these bitches were it counts the most; their incomes! I urge you all to take action immediately. We are the consumers and we are ALWAYS right. Do what has to be done… Do NOT support ANY product endorsed by the Kardashians or the Jenners – that includes voting for their dumb-ass brother on DWTS.

  27. Joel McHale deserves a medal. The Soup is indeed the funniest show on E, funnier than Handler and Rivers put together (please excuse the gross imagery). These “celebrities” need to be shouted down, and McHale is the only one who does it for all the right reasons.

  28. Donald Trump

    The whole Kardashian clan could die in a gas explosion for all I care.

    Their father is spinning in his grave over his cuntish daughters.

  29. a-non-e-muss

    the official term for her is a “port-a-potty” aka women that get defecated/urinated in conjunction with sexual acts in exchange for:
    a)money
    b) fame/attention
    c) both of the above

    • a-non-e-muss

      defecated/urinated on in conjunction* pardon me!

      • Preet

        and does things that rellay get to me sometimes and we’ve been through a hard time with our families lately and there are times that we fight a lot, but I’m the type of person that agrees to disagree and he’s not. Believe me, I have 100 reasons to leave and perhaps just a couple for why I want in. But that’s just it, I want in and once you make that decision you dont let anything get in the way of it. You work through your differences.When leaving isn’t an option to you, you have to put your ego aside and learn to compromise. I know I have. I was rambling, wasn’t I? haha.

  30. Anon

    Am I the only one to comment about how SEXY Joel McHale is!? DAMN! He has the nicest hands, I want them all over me.

    Watch him on Community … he’s the best

  31. BE

    Well let’s see. Kris Jenner’s book is flopping. She only has two more daughter’s to pimp out. She’s made an Olympic gold medal winner look like a pathetic and vapid wimp. What is left to do?

    Oh, I know. Complain her and her freak show family have to put up with the truth. Or how it make KK look. Or better yet, what a vile and useless excuse for a mother KJ is…

    I’d say their fifteen minutes of fame is ticking away and they’ll be sidelined to “Remember” jokes.

  32. Lynne

    So annoying. She was fucking her boyfriend and she made a poor decision in allowing him to tape it. He leaked the tape heck yeah she should get paid off of it. No one mentions the fact that he has had what three shows of his own off of it as well. Unfortunate most peoples motto is if u can’t be her, hate her.

  33. Jeanette

    If she really feels so strong about what people think or say about her than she should of thought about this way before she made a sex tape and she wouldnt have this problem…her sex tape is soooo damn old now shes always going to be knew for making a sex tape and theres honestly nothing she can do about it!!!

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