Joe Francis just fucked himself. Apparently the Girls Gone Wild founder decided it’d be a smart idea to beat the shit out out of Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole last night at Guys and Dolls in Hollywood. TMZ reports:
According to Jenner, he and his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole, were at the club celebrating his birthday, when Jayde saw Francis hitting on an ex-girlfriend of his (Francis’), Jenner says “unrelentingly.” Jayde felt he was harassing the woman — whom Jayde and Brody know — and she threw a drink on Francis.
Jenner says Francis then pulled Jayde’s hair, punched her in the face and threw her to the ground and began kicking her. Security broke it up and Francis got dragged away — Brody followed.
Jenner says he started yelling at Francis and both men were ejected from the club.
Outside the club, Jenner says he tried to get back in to see Jayde but security wouldn’t let him. Jenner then saw Joe, punched him in the face, and then someone tased him and he fell to the ground.
Francis left the scene. The cops came but no one was arrested. Jayde tells TMZ she will press charges against Francis. Jayde has a black and blue cheek, her face is swollen, she has a bruised left rib and her lower abdomen is sore. Some of her hair also got pulled out.
Brody has since updated his Twitter to let fans (?) know about the incident:
Joe Francis beat up my lady this morning for no reason! Pulled her to the ground, punched & kicked her..what does that say about him?
How can you call yourself a man when you beat up a girl?? Joe Francis is a piece of shit
Joe Francis needs to be in jail!!!
RadarOnline reports the Los Angeles Sheriff County Department is currently looking for Francis which shouldn’t be too hard provided they follow the trail of discarded T-shirts and punched-out sorority girls.
UPDATE: So Jayde and Brody might have been full of shit.
Jayde Nicole’s Lettuce Bikini Shoot
dizzle | August 28, 2009 at 10:08 am
first…
Bonanno | August 28, 2009 at 10:10 am
It would be better If Joe beats up that dumb kid Brody. And the chick is not really hot, good body though.
Superevil | August 28, 2009 at 10:14 am
I’d punch her in the face too. With my cock
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 28, 2009 at 10:17 am
And why was Brody just standing there? What a punk. If your significant other is getting beat up you need to jump in and stop it. I guess she’s an insignificant other to him.
It's Me Fuckers | August 28, 2009 at 10:21 am
“they follow the trail of discarded T-shirts and punched-out sorority girls”
I actually lol’ed at that one!
Reginald | August 28, 2009 at 10:22 am
This dumb broad threw a drink in his face. That’s assault. Joe Francis, piece of shit though he may be, was just defending himself. Plus, it looks like this chick his been hit many times; her eyes are all fuked up. Plus, vegans should be beaten.
Chuck Nunchuck | August 28, 2009 at 10:26 am
this chick looks like Megan Fox fucked Steven Tyler.
L.G. | August 28, 2009 at 10:30 am
@6
Defending himeself? Yea, getting a drink thrown on his face probably sucked, but you can’t tell me Big Joe was actually afraid of / trying to prevent a further battery.
In any event, self-defense is a pretty weak excuse for kicking someone on the ground.
La-La-Losers | August 28, 2009 at 10:32 am
Douchey chick, in a douchey move, throws a drink in douchy guy’s face, who, like a super-douche, punches her in the face. Douchy boyfriend stands by aand does nothing, like a ultra-douche. Ultra-douche, instead of kickiing ass, Twitters about it, which makes him the World’s Biggest douche.
What a douche fest.
Harold^Sick | August 28, 2009 at 10:36 am
Are these pix taken before or after she was chrisbrowned?
KP | August 28, 2009 at 10:37 am
omg What a butterface!!! Her face actually looks like melting butter! Eww. Is this what men find attractive??
Pilatunes | August 28, 2009 at 10:39 am
She might be kind of an idiot, but seriously if it’s true he badly overreacted. He is a scumbag (and almost indisputably a rapist). I’d love to see him get convicted of assault and sent to jail.
Reginald | August 28, 2009 at 10:41 am
@8
I’m just saying this chick is as stupid and douchy as Joe Francis. It’s not like JF was hitting on her. She decided to get involved in an interaction that had nothing to do with her. She threw a drink in a guy’s face and got properly punished for it. Now, if she’d thrown battery acid in JF’s face, I would be calling her a hero. But this stupid vegan skank nedded a lesson in manners. The fact that it was JF who taught her this lesson makes it no less appropriate.
Anonymity+Audience | August 28, 2009 at 10:43 am
This chick looks like a picasso painting. Veg is stupid and she is fug. We only care about the pretty people.
Dr Truth | August 28, 2009 at 10:45 am
I guess Joe Francis did not read the memo. You have to “respect” this broad. It says so right above her vag.
yi | August 28, 2009 at 10:46 am
what keeps happening to posts on this site? they’re dissappearin’, it’s a conspiracy
Pilatunes | August 28, 2009 at 10:47 am
btw, KP @11, the answer is ‘no’. I was recently in Miami and I could find a prettier women within an hour…easily.
spicy | August 28, 2009 at 10:56 am
oh my god i feel so bad for this butterface. things just got hella worse for her. seriously i don’t know how fucked id be if a man pulled chunks of my hair out, punched me in the face and started kicking me on the ground. i think i would be asking for death too. jesus christ that sounds miserable. where im from a man would never touch a lady like that no matter how hard she asked for it!
joe francis is scum of all earth anyway. that stupid motherfucker and his “girls with low self esteem” videos. and to brody, that tweet was horrible. grow a sac. but i do like that he followed francis out and punched him. e for effort.
jizzbomb | August 28, 2009 at 11:02 am
Maybe this slut shouldn’t be throwing drinks on people.
Lisa G. | August 28, 2009 at 11:07 am
The pampered rich lifestyle created a complete pussy. Wow, any other guy would step in a beat the living shit out of Joe Francis. Instead he just stands by, afraid of getting his shit messed up. What a wuss.
assman | August 28, 2009 at 11:08 am
good going. she seems like a b!tch.
stimulus plan | August 28, 2009 at 11:08 am
Found the solution to the economic troubles in the US. Just put all these asswipe douchebags like Francis into a huge pen somewhere and let people line up to pay$20 for the right to run in there with tasers and rusty pipes and beat their faces in. You know people would line up for miles and would probably just hand over a $50 and say ‘keep the change, it’s worth every penny’.
teddy | August 28, 2009 at 11:11 am
too bad he didnt break her useless neck.
Peter Pumpkin Eater | August 28, 2009 at 11:12 am
This has got to be fake. What the fuck kind of man is Brody Jenner? Sitting around watching his girlfriend getting beat the fuck up? These people are all useless and worthless.
ROUGH daddy | August 28, 2009 at 11:12 am
I was all for Francis till he execute the bitch move of hair pulling…
EwwQueen | August 28, 2009 at 11:13 am
Maybe Joe was trying to loosen up that tight stretched out face Jayde has? I mean come on! looks like she’s had too many face lifts and botox. Her face is disgusting! And what does it say about you Brody? standing there watching your gf get what was coming to her??? It would of probably been more fun to watch if Kristin Cavalleri was doing the beat down on Jayde!! They say Karma is a biatch!!! guess Jayde got what was coming to her!
Mike Oxbhig | August 28, 2009 at 11:15 am
All you non-pussy getting wanna be chivalrous metrosexual pricks need to get a life. if you throw a drink in someones face, expect an ass whipping, regardless of your sex. same as if you do anything else that a guy would fight another guy for…slapping, breaking or damaging their property, tailgating etc.
If youve got the balls or lack of self control to do any of the aforementioned stuff, youve got the balls to get physical about it…bitches.
Deacon Jones | August 28, 2009 at 11:25 am
Her tattoo above her pussy says “RESPECT”
Now that’s good
Jester | August 28, 2009 at 11:27 am
I used to know some chick that would throw drinks in guys faces every damn weekend; I told her she’s lucky no one has ever punched her ass out; so kudos to Francis for knocking this bitch out. I happen to be a Joe Francis fan; any dude that get’s rich off filming young college hotties showing their tits in public is my personal hero. Now whether he is a douchebag or not I dunno. Side note: What a fag Jenner is.
bored | August 28, 2009 at 11:29 am
She shouldn’t have thrown a drink in his face. That would piss ANYONE off! But, his reaction was a bit over the top. Why didn’t he just throw a drink back at her being that its a woman?
I’m giving Brody the benefit of the doubt and thinking that he must not have been within punching distance when this was going down. I mean if he went outside to punch him, why wouldn’t he do it while she was being beat up?? Doesn’t sound like he was scared…maybe he didn’t see it or couldn’t get to them??
Larry the cable guy | August 28, 2009 at 11:31 am
She assaulted him!! Got what she asked for!!
antoine | August 28, 2009 at 11:32 am
Whoop that trick!!! If your going to walk around throwing drinks on people you better be ready to pay the price for your actions. To bad Jenner did get his cowardly ass beat down too!! Seriously, what kind of man just sits there and watchs his woman get beat down and does nothing about it until it’s all over. Bitch ass punk!
GirlsGoWild | August 28, 2009 at 11:41 am
I hope someone puts a shiv into Joe Francis’ neck. He and Chris Brown need to have a fight to the death in front of a national audience, with the winner getting capped in the head by a .357. Seriously, any man who beats a woman deserves death. Hopefully, someone will deliver that punishment to Joe Francis.
Deacon Jones | August 28, 2009 at 11:53 am
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! That is waht is means to me!
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
ramalamadingdong | August 28, 2009 at 11:55 am
a few punches in the face might make some improvements. what the FUCK is she?? half dink or something? those hybrid pieces od shit are USELESS and stupid. beat her up again, Joe.
DeviousJinx | August 28, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Surely the punch to the face improved her looks…maybe it even straightened out that creepy floating eye. Joe Francis is an asshole that needs to die, but he really is a talented plastic surgeon.
Mike Oxlittle is tender bottomed | August 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Mike douchelittle, any man that hit’s a woman should have his teeth knocked out. Obviously you are not an Anglo, you degraded pile of cowardly macho talking faggot. If a woman threw a drink in my face I might call her a bitch, etc. But physically assaulting a woman?
You are not even male much less a man.
me09 | August 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN PERVERT AND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STUPID LITTLE DRUNK BIOTCHES THAT THINK THEY KNOW WHATS UP !!!!!!! THIS JOE GUY REALLY NEEDS BEATING and not in the good way
me09 | August 28, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS GUY IS A FREAKIN PERVERT AND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF STUPID LITTLE DRUNK BIOTCHES THAT THINK THEY KNOW WHATS UP !!!!!!! THIS JOE GUY REALLY NEEDS BEATING and not in the good way
mel | August 28, 2009 at 12:06 pm
well, sucks if it really happened. but this is probably a stunt so that she can use the “beat down” as her excuse for the bruising she got from her most recent plastic surgery spree!! girl has had more plastic surgery in her whole 20 something years of life than most 45 years olds… yeesh
®usty | August 28, 2009 at 12:08 pm
he probably thought she was one of those eplastic punching bags…. christ! look at those lips & cats eyes. she belongs on addicted to beauty with the rest of those freaks.
Anon | August 28, 2009 at 12:11 pm
If women would stop doing twaty things like that men wouldn’t respond.
Sure he should have just slapped her hard or pushed.
He took it waay too far but it seems to be ok when a woman starts something but wrong when a guy finishes it.
whattheshit | August 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Obviously none of us were actually there and don’t know all the details, but generally speaking, punching a chick is about as douchey as it gets. That guy’s a scumbag regardless and pretty much deserves an ass kicking.
timbo | August 28, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Maybe if she stopped being a veg-head and eat some protein, she’d have a little muscle to protect herself.
If you want to save your friend from getting hit on, ask the guy to leave, go to another area of the club or go elsewhere. She brought it on herself.
Alli Watermelon | August 28, 2009 at 12:24 pm
I AGREE she shouldn’t have thrown a drink in that guy’s face. BUT…how are you going to beat the shit out of someone for that? Seriously. That shows he has major anger control issues. Imagine what other shit he’s capable of. The girl poked her nose in someone else’s business, but that in no way makes it okay to beat the shit out of her like that. Punching her? Kicking her on the GROUND? The guy is psychotic….head case….
Sheena | August 28, 2009 at 12:32 pm
You people are sick. Stupid as it may have been, throwing a drink in a guy’s face is not justification for him to beat the crap out of her. Blame the victim of an assault because she’s ugly? Nice.
That being said, Joe Francis is a massive sack of dogshit who deserves to spend the rest of his miserable, useless life in prison being gang-raped every Friday night like he’s been doing to 18 year old girls for years.
Maybe these rich & asshole-y types should just avoid that Guys & Dolls club, ya think?
Jennifer | August 28, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Eye for an eye.
She throws a drink at you, you throw one back. Hell, pour the whole bottle on her for all I care, and verbally berate her until she cries/runs off, boobs flapping in the wind.
Beating someone like that over getting a drink tossed in his face? Give me a break. He behaved like an immature brat with anger issues.
Francis never struck me as being someone who knew how to manage his emotional responses, though.
carl | August 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm
from what i’ve heard from other places, joe was actually HITTING the ex girlfriend, not hitting on.
Blahblah | August 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Her face look’s like baby Oscar from “Ghostbusters 2″
Blahblah | August 28, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Her face look’s like baby Oscar from “Ghostbusters 2″