Joanna Krupa’s Smelly Vagina Can’t Handle The Truth!
Even though pointing out that Christian counseling is dangerous horseshit is a hobby of mine because my life’s a non-stop roller-coaster of thrills and excitement, if I write one more thing about Josh Duggar I’ll tell George Zimmerman I’m Obama’s real son and wait for the bang. So here’s an update on a story we all love, Joanna Krupa And The Case of The Smelly Vagina. TMZ reports:
Brandi Glanville may have figured out a way to stave off Joanna Krupa’s defamation lawsuit … by forcing Joanna to come clean about her vaginal odor.
Brandi’s lawyer has fired off a series of written questions which Joanna must answer under oath, notably:
“Is it your contention in this lawsuit that your vagina and/or vulva are odorless? If yes, please explain with specificity why your vagina and/or vulva are odorless.”
Did you see how I just reported about a reality star’s (allegedly) smelly vagina? That’s why you should listen to my commentary on serious political issues. As a wise philosopher once said, I take the hard seed of society, and I get the kind of liquid cream substance out of it- no, wait, that’s semen. He’s definitely talking about semen. Bikini photos?
Photo: Pacific Coast News