Joanna Krupa Won The Pre-Grammys

January 27th, 2014 // 80 Comments

Before we hit you a metric ass-ton of pics from the Grammys, here’s the best of the Pre-Grammy parties which is hands down Joanna Krupa followed by Taylor Swift‘s body looking way tighter than it did at the Grammys, Rihanna wearing this yellow thing over her presumably naked body, Miley Cyrus actually wearing clothing in general (Someone tell CNN to interrupt their live coverage.), and Russell Simmons showing off his latest purchase, Shannon Elizabeth. Remember her? Because Hollywood sure as fuck didn’t.

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  1. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
    Cock Dr
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    Taylor must of had a glass of wine garnished with a hit of X.

  2. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    ultra
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    pharell’s ready to catch the fur ball.

  3. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
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    She is physical perfection.

  4. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Cock Dr
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    She looks like a high end Motley Crew groupie from the previous millennium.
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  5. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
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    Is that her husband? He looks gay.

  6. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    If you look like that and can’t keep a man, something is definitely wrong with you.

    • JC

      After she went out with one of the Kennedy’s kids for a week and then bought a $5 million house next to theirs, I get a strong whiff of Jennifer Love Hewitt desperation from her. Go out to dinner with her, and she’ll be picking out baby names by dessert.

      Although I’m not ruling out a tragically bad case of smelly vagina.

  7. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
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    Shannon is looking as beautiful as ever.

  8. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    Sexy lady.

  9. Rihanna Pre-Grammys
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    So ratchet.

  10. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
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    “Yes, I have an impressive amount of money. Why do you ask?”

  11. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
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    Yes please.

  12. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
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    Oh yeah.

  13. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Oh BABY
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    “Pay no attention to the reek emanating from my barely covered vaginal area.”

    Pretty girl. Too bad she doesn’t understand douching.

  14. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    She is cute.

  15. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    Dat tongue.

  16. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    Correction: People who had sex with Joanna Krupa at the afterparty won the Grammys.

  17. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    She looks like a girl who doesn’t want to be there because she still has some dignity but promise is a promise.

  18. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Doug
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    I notice she’s learnt a lesson from when Jaime Alexander wore something like that to the Thor 2 premiere.

  19. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    The “Nightgown with pimp coat” look. This years must-have item from Miley’s upcoming White Trash line.

  20. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    “I forever, ever, ever,
    keep my knees together … ” ♫

  21. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    Still boring. And that Richie Sambora haircut isn’t helping.

  22. Rihanna Pre-Grammys
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    Nasty as always.

  23. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    She looks like a Dr. Seuss character.

  24. Rihanna Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    Chris, you promised if I come looking like a cheap crack whore you’ll call me a worthless cunt and slap my thighs with raw sausage. Well, here I am!

  25. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    As Joanna’s career advisor in school always said: Never underestimate the effect of the right dress on your career.

  26. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    Thought bubbles:
    - I’m hitting that!
    - I’d like to hit that!

  27. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    catapostrophe
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    How I hate her!

  28. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    The Most Interesting
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    Every time I look at her, I can’t help but get the feeling that late at night, she goes back to her quarters, takes a pull on a bottle of virgin’s blood, and the skin starts sagging. She cries a little as she gazes in the mirror. And then she straps herself into “the machine”. And as the scene fades to black, we see, revealed at last, F. Murray Abraham riffing on his role in Star Trek: Insurrection.

  29. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    The Most Interesting
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    Sif did it.

  30. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    Wow, a Miley Cyrus shaped Pez tongue dispenser.

  31. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    Well damn…. looking good.

  32. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    The forced smile of a woman who realized she could have had a lot more successful career doing actual webcam shows instead of being part of one in a sleazy movie.

  33. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    And here is where you’ll be sitting, Billy Ray.

  34. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
    Admiral Ackbar
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    It’s a trap!!

  35. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    Dis how chicken dance.

  36. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    Lord Helmet
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    Hey, could you be my pimp? I work for cheap. In fact that’s the only way I’m willing to work. Here, take this coat!

  37. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
    brick
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    “Ok Mr. Clooney, I’m ready now!”

  38. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
    MarketingMike
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    Not bad for 45.
    The bolt-ons need updating, hello sugar daddy…

  39. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    mt
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    Any particular reason she’s carrying a Sushi Mat?

  40. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    MarketingMike
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    That’s her “Are you done yet” face, after passionate sex…
    No amount of hotness is worth that, and the smell of tuna.

  41. Rihanna Pre-Grammys
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    She just oozes class. and I don’t mean that in a good way. I mean “class” leaks from her body like pus from a really nasty case of road rash, like that time you fell off your skateboard trying to ride backwards and your tshirt stuck to the scab.

  42. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    J
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    She looks like a young Ellen DeGeneres with that new haircut.

  43. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    Goddamn gorgeous.

  44. Shannon Elizabeth Russell Simmons Pre-Grammys
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    This is just sad, next pic.

  45. Taylor Swift Pre-Grammys
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    Yum

  46. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
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    Woke up, in her nightie, decided to just wear that out and grabbed the bathroom mat to wear as a coat.

  47. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Opinionated me
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    So, let me get this straight, a mother breastfeeds her baby in public, showing barely any of her breast, and that´s called indecent exposure, but a woman goes out in no underwear wearing a transparent dress leaving NOTHING to the imagination, and that´s a fashion statement that´s soooo ok, that she can have her picture taken and apear in magazines and on TV?

    Fuck you Murica.Land of the free my ass.

  48. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
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    I don’t get the obsession with this chick, she is average even with all the shit makeup caked on, hair done etc, she looks old and used up and is dumb as a box of rocks. Taylor Swift decimates her in every single way. Eastern European trash.

  49. Joanna Krupa Pre-Grammys
    Joan
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    That’s not a dress, it’s a peep show.

  50. Miley Cyrus Pre-Grammys
    Spleen
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    Werechipmunk.

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