Joanna Krupa Should Never Stop Wearing A Bikini And Other News

August 8th, 2012 // 29 Comments

- Jennie Garth‘s post-divorce thinnification. [Lainey Gossip]

- Newly Single Chivettes (Can someone tell me where the purchase button is? I keep swiping my credit card into my CD drive and nothing’s happening.) [theCHIVE]

- Natalie Portman didn’t have cake at her wedding BECAUSE THE BABY’S DARREN ARONOFSKY’S. Or she’s vegan. Either one. [Dlisted]

- Kanye West is dreamy. [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounos ass is still amazing. [Popoholic]

- Suri Cruise will only fly in private jets now thanks to Tom Cruise. [Celebslam]

- Ashley Greene in yoga pants could be better. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s that baby Kris Jenner made Kourtney Kardashian have to distract from Kim’s divorce. [TooFab]

- Adam Levine is banging this now. [Just Jared]

- Brittany Palmer‘s calender shoot looks fun. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joan Rivers handcuffed herself to a Costco. [Starpulse]

- MEGAN FOX BRA PANTIES BOOBIES TRAILER!! [FilmDrunk]

- Joss Whedon will write and direct The Avengers 2 AND oversee the TV show that will probably be canceled. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Lisa

    She has Bo Legs!

  2. Beaver Underground

    “This is 40″ looks like another movie no one asked for. And I actually liked Knocked Up and its cast.

  3. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Joanna, I think I feel a lump. Like, right at the tip of my breast. Oh my God, it’s growing larger as I touch it!”

    “Sweetie, that’s your nipple.”

  4. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    Need a hand?

  5. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does it say anything about how long I have to keep shaking it until the cream finally spurts out?”

  6. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It appears that her boob is out.
    Just sayin’.

    • Let’s take the Prime Directive on this and see how it plays out…

      “Could you run with a bit more spring in your step? Maybe vigorously swing the kelp over your head?”

  7. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Urall Fhags
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ll just distract them with this sea kelp as I pop a nipple out…”

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    DiegoAD
    Commented on this photo:

    Partial nip-slip?

  9. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sister has bigger everything.
    Nice option for those who prefer the extra padding.

  10. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Doctor_Joystick
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a bad day at the beach when your nipples AND your hair extensions fall out.

  11. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Hornydudejerkingoff
    Commented on this photo:

    She is made for making men horny ;-)

  12. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    nice body, ugly swimsuit…those chains on the site are fugly and cheap looking

  13. it had to be said

    Joana, I have a very special kielbasa I want to stick in your pierogi.

  14. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a kelp out of my ass!”

    ::Kraken roars::

  15. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “You want to play frisbee in the water waist deep? Why? You’re trying to hide your what?”

  16. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    rosie palmer
    Commented on this photo:

    funny, i was just rubbing on some lotion, myself…

  17. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Gary Grant
    Commented on this photo:

    So reminds me of my MILF Russian gf that I bang routinely.

  18. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Ewww, Marta needs gym pronto!

  19. cc

    ‘Joanna Krupa Should Never Stop Wearing A Bikini’

    Not even to undress completely? That’s a daring statement.

  20. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    i love zoom.

  21. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Mar bear
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow someone gained weight

  22. richie

    head to toe – so perfect!

  23. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    Yannelis
    Commented on this photo:

    Variant 7:yes it was a shockerI thhgout for sure Donny would have been the one to go, but just goes to show its the fan base that determines who stays or goes.Mya is a very accomplished dancer might win but Kelly has improved every week has a strong fan base so she could win next week. it all depends on us the voters.Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly!OH by the way did I say I was rutting for Kelly, ha haDon’t you just LOVE this show!I especially love the out fits they design every weekI loved what Joanna was wearing last night to night, just Beautiful!

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    Mirjam
    Commented on this photo:

    i still cant believe it! No Offense to Kelly/Donny fans but THEY CAN’T DANCE AND DON’T DESERVE TO BE IN THE FINALS!!! JOANNA IS A MUCH BETTER DANCE THEN BOTH DONNY AND KELLY PUT TOGETHER ..SHE DESERVED TO BE IN THE FINALS!!!! This just pvroes that shows like this are just a popularity contest I wont be surprised if Donny or Kelly end up winning this thing (although it BETTER BE MYA, the only good dancer left) I don’t even Know if im going to watch the finale now

  25. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take the fattie

  26. Joanna Krupa Nipple Slip Bikini Marta Krupa Bikini
    JBS
    Commented on this photo:

    Marta may have a tummy BUT I definetly think that she is much better looking than her sister!

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