Joanna Krupa Should Never Stop Wearing A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / August 8, 2012

- Jennie Garth’s post-divorce thinnification. [Lainey Gossip]

- Newly Single Chivettes (Can someone tell me where the purchase button is? I keep swiping my credit card into my CD drive and nothing’s happening.) [theCHIVE]

- Natalie Portman didn’t have cake at her wedding BECAUSE THE BABY’S DARREN ARONOFSKY’S. Or she’s vegan. Either one. [Dlisted]

- Kanye West is dreamy. [BuzzFeed]

- Maria Menounos ass is still amazing. [Popoholic]

- Suri Cruise will only fly in private jets now thanks to Tom Cruise. [Celebslam]

- Ashley Greene in yoga pants could be better. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Here’s that baby Kris Jenner made Kourtney Kardashian have to distract from Kim’s divorce. [TooFab]

- Adam Levine is banging this now. [Just Jared]

- Brittany Palmer’s calender shoot looks fun. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Joan Rivers handcuffed herself to a Costco. [Starpulse]

- MEGAN FOX BRA PANTIES BOOBIES TRAILER!! [FilmDrunk]

- Joss Whedon will write and direct The Avengers 2 AND oversee the TV show that will probably be canceled. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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