- Jennie Garth‘s post-divorce thinnification. [Lainey Gossip]
- Newly Single Chivettes (Can someone tell me where the purchase button is? I keep swiping my credit card into my CD drive and nothing’s happening.) [theCHIVE]
- Natalie Portman didn’t have cake at her wedding BECAUSE THE BABY’S DARREN ARONOFSKY’S. Or she’s vegan. Either one. [Dlisted]
- Kanye West is dreamy. [BuzzFeed]
- Maria Menounos ass is still amazing. [Popoholic]
- Suri Cruise will only fly in private jets now thanks to Tom Cruise. [Celebslam]
- Ashley Greene in yoga pants could be better. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Here’s that baby Kris Jenner made Kourtney Kardashian have to distract from Kim’s divorce. [TooFab]
- Adam Levine is banging this now. [Just Jared]
- Brittany Palmer‘s calender shoot looks fun. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Joan Rivers handcuffed herself to a Costco. [Starpulse]
- MEGAN FOX BRA PANTIES BOOBIES TRAILER!! [FilmDrunk]
- Joss Whedon will write and direct The Avengers 2 AND oversee the TV show that will probably be canceled. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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She has Bo Legs!
“This is 40″ looks like another movie no one asked for. And I actually liked Knocked Up and its cast.
“Joanna, I think I feel a lump. Like, right at the tip of my breast. Oh my God, it’s growing larger as I touch it!”
“Sweetie, that’s your nipple.”
Need a hand?
“Does it say anything about how long I have to keep shaking it until the cream finally spurts out?”
It appears that her boob is out.
Just sayin’.
Let’s take the Prime Directive on this and see how it plays out…
“Could you run with a bit more spring in your step? Maybe vigorously swing the kelp over your head?”
“I’ll just distract them with this sea kelp as I pop a nipple out…”
Partial nip-slip?
Sister has bigger everything.
Nice option for those who prefer the extra padding.
It’s a bad day at the beach when your nipples AND your hair extensions fall out.
She is made for making men horny ;-)
nice body, ugly swimsuit…those chains on the site are fugly and cheap looking
Joana, I have a very special kielbasa I want to stick in your pierogi.
“Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a kelp out of my ass!”
::Kraken roars::
“You want to play frisbee in the water waist deep? Why? You’re trying to hide your what?”
funny, i was just rubbing on some lotion, myself…
So reminds me of my MILF Russian gf that I bang routinely.
That’s a pretty elaborate set up for a fist and a handful of Jergens.
Ewww, Marta needs gym pronto!
‘Joanna Krupa Should Never Stop Wearing A Bikini’
Not even to undress completely? That’s a daring statement.
i love zoom.
Wow someone gained weight
head to toe – so perfect!
Her face looks manufactured, though.
Variant 7:yes it was a shockerI thhgout for sure Donny would have been the one to go, but just goes to show its the fan base that determines who stays or goes.Mya is a very accomplished dancer might win but Kelly has improved every week has a strong fan base so she could win next week. it all depends on us the voters.Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly, Go Kelly!OH by the way did I say I was rutting for Kelly, ha haDon’t you just LOVE this show!I especially love the out fits they design every weekI loved what Joanna was wearing last night to night, just Beautiful!
i still cant believe it! No Offense to Kelly/Donny fans but THEY CAN’T DANCE AND DON’T DESERVE TO BE IN THE FINALS!!! JOANNA IS A MUCH BETTER DANCE THEN BOTH DONNY AND KELLY PUT TOGETHER ..SHE DESERVED TO BE IN THE FINALS!!!! This just pvroes that shows like this are just a popularity contest I wont be surprised if Donny or Kelly end up winning this thing (although it BETTER BE MYA, the only good dancer left) I don’t even Know if im going to watch the finale now
I’ll take the fattie
Marta may have a tummy BUT I definetly think that she is much better looking than her sister!