Joanna Krupa In A Bikini Seems Like A Good Start To The Year And Other News

- Kathy Griffin kept trying to blow Anderson Cooper on live television and our nation was richer for it. [Dlisted]

- Leonardo DiCaprio lets Jonah Hill have his table scraps. And by table scraps I of course mean model vagina he’s done having sex with at will. [Lainey Gossip]

- Bras were made to be burned. (Or used for slingshots. Don’t forget slingshots.) [theCHIVE]

- Justin Bieber tattooed Jesus’ hands praying on his leg, so just assume this is how he manages to bang Victoria’s Secret models behind Selena Gomez’s back without even being discreet about it. [Gossip Cop]

- And oh, look, Snooki got one, too, so that should officially end this fad. You had a good run, tats. [TooFab]

- 15 Horrible Kimye Parody Twitter Accounts That Will Hurt Your Soul [BuzzFeed]

- Emily Blunt bikini photos, anyone? [Popoholic]

- Victoria Justice’s sister is gonna be trouble. [Hollywood Tuna]

- A Breakdown of Kevin Smith’s Clerks 3 Release Date Announcement [FilmDrunk]

- I was about to ask how the hell Jodie Marsh can fit both of her breasts into a selfie, and then I realized she didn’t. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Most Awkward Sex Scenes Of The Year [HuffPost Entertainment]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter

Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN