Jill Martin in a Bikini and Other News

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- Ali Lohan is still denying having plastic surgery. [Dlisted]

- But Lacey Schwimmer might have a tough time making that case for herself. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Lopez’s not-at-all staged PDA with that kid she’s banging now. [Lainey Gossip]

- Megan Fox out shopping for Christmas and maybe some light hooking if there’s time. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alessandra Ambrosio should stick to Victoria’s Secret. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Katherine Heigl not dressed like a penis-hating cartoon character for once. [Popoholic]

- Kirsten Dunst is talking about her boobs again. [TooFab]

- Katy Perry and Russell Brand each got tattoos that neither match, nor have anything to do with love. [TMZ]

- Redheads: Seriously, how could any step-parent hate these? [theCHIVE]

- The November Fail Harvest just robbed your day of 8:27 of productivity. [Heavy]

- MC Hammer explains the Herman Cain scandals. [BuzzFeed]

- Welcome to the moment when Hanson destroyed the craft beer industry. [FilmDrunk]

- George Michael’s got some fluid lodged in a place where it doesn’t belong. [IDLYITW]

- Ke$ha is the new voice of street dogs everywhere. Yep, that’s exactly how I meant to phrase that. [Just Jared]

- Stevie Wonder will be on Dancing With The Stars next season. [Starpulse]

- Ashley Greene brought back all of the sexy intrigue that exposed ankles in the 60’s offered during America’s Golden Era. [Celebslam]

- Jay Cutler is once again ready for one vagina only for the next couple of months. [Bossip]

- The 50 Hottest Cheerleader Squads of All Sports [Beacher Report]

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