Jill Martin’s Bikini Loves America And Other News

April 4th, 2013 // 17 Comments

- It’s Selena Gomez‘s fault Justin Bieber is acting like every single child star since Danny Bonaduce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Squirt mayonnaise on Busta Rhymes‘ bun or shit is on. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes bored at work. [theCHIVE]

- Nicki Minaj thinks she’s better than you. [tooFab]

- The Fraggles Were Apparently Obsessed With Death [BuzzFeed]

- Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer do FHM. You want to click this. [Popoholic]

- Stanija Dobrojevic is some hot Serbian chick in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Brooklyn Decker was intimidated by Jennifer Aniston‘s body? Brooklyn Decker? [Celebslam]

- Hello, Teresa Palmer in Flaunt… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kendall Jenner hates Keeping Up With The Kardashians. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Hank Azaria was legitimately scared of Al Pacino in Heat. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    “…[A]s CBS Sports director Jim Berry once said, ‘Jill Martin is the girl to ‘get-the-get.’”

    And by “the get”, he apparently meant NBA-player penis.

  2. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    yes, yes it is hard…..and thank you

  3. Deacon Jones

    My Whore-Dar meter is pinging on this one.

    I think she did/does covers the Yankees? I can only imagine how many players she’s banged after she gets half a flute of champagne in her.

  4. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who this person is, but I would be happy to get acquainted with her lady parts.

  5. Look, if we promise to tell Nicki Minaj that she’s a brilliant little snowflake, do you think she’ll release Missy Elliot from the “Misery” cabin where she’s been tied up and forced to write rhymes for Nicki’s mediocre flow?

  6. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I get this look all the time. “Alright, fine. Get over here, but just stop crying Phil.”

    Hooray for pity sex.

  7. Jill Martin Bikini
    BIll Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    Love me some big ol’ fat titties!

  8. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:


  9. MEAT

    I’d get in n out on her.

  10. Pugiron


  11. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    dat gap

  12. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be willing to bang her friend there if that’s what it took.

  13. Jill Martin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great for 37 years old. I’d love to spend a day eating and banging her butthole and vag, not to mention playing with her fantastic tits.

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