Jesus Looks Like This Now and Other News

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- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley doesn’t want you to forget Valentine’s Day. [theCHIVE]

- Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke knows that Sparkledick > Terrible Plot. [Huffington Post]

- Jennifer Aniston is so annoyed by the Brangelina feud rumors that she brought them up again in an interview. [Dlisted]

- JLo and that gay au pair brought the kids to the beach. [Lainey Gossip]

- Torrie Wilson to Fergie: “Tuck it.” (See what I did there?) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kelly Brook is in lingerie for Fabulous Magazine. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Jessica Pare is also in her undergarments for GQ. [Popoholic]

- Robert Downey Jr. actually named his son something normal. Kidding! It’s really stupid. [TooFab]

- So, here’s Gary Busey mentally scarring his child for life. [TMZ]

- Classic Sports Hotties Who You Forgot About but now get to masturbate to all over again. Technology, yay! [Bleacher Report]

- A convincing argument for why The Rock needs to run for President. [FilmDrunk]

- Katherine Heigl explains how to jumpstart a Hollywood career on your knees. [Just Jared]

- Turns out there is one thing Kim Kardashian won’t whore out for money. [IDLYITW]

- Katie Price is a crusader for boob job awareness now. [Starpulse]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Stacy Keibler [Heavy]

- 13 Celebrities With Pugs: Including Gerard Butler who was later quoted saying, “What’s a pug?” [BuzzFeed]

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