There’s A Country Singer Named Jessie James Who Looks Like This In A Bikini

July 2nd, 2013 // 11 Comments

Last week, there was almost nothing but Paula Deen posts and barely a bikini photo to be found, so to make up for that (and the fact we’re rapidly approaching a holiday vortex) here’s country singer Jessie James and actress Suzanne Quast in bikinis to harken back to a time when we’d all stare at the breasts of women we’ve never heard of before in our life. It was a simple time. A heroic time…

Photos: Fame/Flynet


  1. Nonnie Moose

    That would be almost enough to make me willing to listen to country music.

    Well, for as long as the blowjob lasted, anyway.

  2. Been

    And you’re leading with Jesse James and not Suzanne Quast why Fish? Clearly we’ve never heard of either, and based on the pics the later screams out for preeminence.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Sandra Bullock shouldn’t have left her, even if she was a Nazi.

  4. Jessie James Bikini Eric Decker
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Now this is a Jessie James that I do want to see with Sandra Bullock, in a movie called “The Back Side” about two women who give each other HPV. To be directed by Michael Douglas.

  5. brick

    Impossible. Not one single tat….or do my eyes deceive me? I think the Jessie chick used to be with Reggie Bush.

  6. Jessie James Bikini Eric Decker
    Commented on this photo:

    Dumper gets an “Easy A.”

  7. Drew

    Good thing she’s a celebrity so she can fix her tits before age gets a hold of them even more.

    But man, that ass.

  8. Jessie James Bikini Eric Decker
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    Oh man, I could make a life with that rack.

  9. Jessie James Bikini Eric Decker
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    Those tits are real? They look goofy. Oh well, great body otherwise.

  10. Jessie James Bikini Eric Decker
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to bang her really hard and shoot my seed all over her tits.

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