Jessica Simpson’s boyfriend rescues stranded motorists

September 12th, 2008 // 55 Comments

Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo helped an elderly couple stranded on the highway near Dallas airport. He noticed them trying to fix a flat tire after arriving back in town from Cleveland on Sunday. People reports:

“At that point, I looked at him and thought, ‘Dang, he looks familiar,’” Sharon says. “I go, ‘You know what? You look like Tony Romo.’ He looked down and just gave me that boyish smile he’s got. Then he said, ‘That’s because I am.’”
“I just screamed as loud as I could,” Sharon says. “Then I grabbed him and hugged him.”
Her husband Bill, 61, who had missed the Dallas-Cleveland game while on the road, asked Romo what had happened to his bandaged chin. When Romo started explaining, “I stopped him and said, ‘Don’t tell me! I don’t want to know!” says Bill, who had recorded the game at home.

Great story, but here’s a better one: Jessica Simpson has really large breasts. POW! I win! Is there such a thing as too much journalistic integrity? Because it’s like I bought it in bulk over here.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Dave

    romos a homo

  2. Phil McKracken

    since when are 61 year old men ‘elderly’?

  3. Gee, i’m SOOOO tired of this fat bitch..

  4. Jerry

    I’ve got to say,

  5. m.munroe

    why is she wearing such an ugly dress? thats besides the fact that its ill fitting, and the wrap dress does nothing for her figure anyway.

  6. morga

    I just got slobber all over the screen :-\

  7. havoc

    Wow, good for Tony, you know I….ooooooo titties.


  8. havoc

    Wow, good for Tony, you know I….ooooooo titties.


  9. who can it be now?

    Hussein Obama is a bastard offspring of a Turd World maggot and an American leftwing slut

  10. Rant

    The Tony “Homo” nickname is so fucking original. You think that bothers his dumb ass. He has probably heard that since grade fucking two. Come people you can do better.

  11. Gerald Fitzpatrick

    I like titties.

  12. Patrick Fitzgerald

    I like money.

  13. Ted Mosby


  14. Rant

    Ted you motorboatin’ son of bitch!

  15. Wow hicks will tell any story for a dime

  16. Did she use her tits to block the sun so he didn’t get a sun burn?

    Vote for me if you want your taxes raised!

  17. why in the world...

    why in the f-ing world is she dressing like estelle getty?

  18. Barack H Obama

    “I wish I had more hands, so I can give those titties four thumbs down!”

    Man, what happened to her?

    Vote for me because it’s hip to constantly talk about change. Vote for me because …. because I’m bringing change to America!! Weeeeeee, yep CHANGE!! Wooo let’s get some CHANGE up in here!!

  19. Crystal


  20. John McCain

    “Vote for me because it’s hip to constantly talk about change. Vote for me because …. because I’m bringing change to America!! Weeeeeee, yep CHANGE!! Wooo let’s get some CHANGE up in here!!”

    Uhhh…hmmm…might want to read the news a bit. That’s MY campaign slogan now. It’s all we said during the Republican convention and all we’ve said ever since.


    Good God, she looks like SHE should be playing for the Cowboys! Maybe a linebacker.

  22. Yank and Wank - they rhyme for a reason

    God what an ugly dress.

  23. Crystal

    no class. with that dress on.

  24. Crystal

    no class. with that dress on.

  25. Mia

    I’m no fan of Jessica but this style dress works for her because it shows cleavage and hides her protuding stomach.

  26. dragon43078

    We all know she cant’t sing or act. The only thing she has is nice tits. If she wants us to pay any attention to her, she needs to let the world see those bare tits all the time. That is the only thing she can affer the world. TITS.

  27. Grandpa

    All you political idiots get off this site, this is for babes and boobs and we don’t need your left wing/right wing bullshit!! We are screwed no matter who wins, so shut the F-up and let us enjoy our half naked women!!!! OH YEAH

  28. john

    What the hell is she wearing and she needs to cut back on the beer. Her beer gut is looking nasty and I bet it makes her gaseous. No guy likes to be in bed with a gassy girl. Why do all these celebrities because freaks and circus clowns?

  29. mu

    She’s redneck bait. They love that fat, inbred look.

  30. who cares. Romo is a fag and she is just a beard.

  31. Yeah id like to know who reported this cock and bull story to the media!!!

  32. beyonce

    What a pack of assholes you all are? She looks fine…

  33. Vote Obama


    Since a lot of people are into boobs and babes on this site, then vote for Obama because he is pro choice and if you vote for McCain then he is pro life and you will have to have babies whether you want them or not or go get an illegal abortion because only the rich will be able to get safe abortions if McCain gets elected.

  34. #16

    Obama plans to raise taxes only for the rich elite 3 percent of Americans. The rest of us Americans will get tax relieve. McCain loves to lie and say Obama will raise taxes for all Americans which is a lie. McCain is hoping Americans will not be informed and vote for him. Get informed and visit

  35. The bigger the TITS are,
    te SMALLER the brains.
    If this statement is true, YOU’VE GOT AN………………………………………..”A”!!

  36. WastingTime


    She’s a fucking cow! When did she get so fat? FUck, it doesn’t matter if you have big tits, if they’re proportional to your big fuckin body!


  37. MILF


    Damn Straight!!!
    What happen to America being a “free country”.. where we make our own decisions, not the government!!
    I bet most people don’t even know Bush is trying to ban birth control too, because it is a form of abortion! As if we don’t have enough people on welfare!!! Give me a fucking break!

  38. EuroNeckPain

    Ugliest dress ever. She must have stolen it from a spanish matron.

  39. hausfrau

    Good God, Jessica- why doesn’t your stylist tell you that FAT GIRLS SHOULD NOT WEAR LARGE PRINTS!!!!!!!

  40. Khirschy Squirts

    Her hips are catching her chest.

  41. Styxchix

    I’m with #2 – I read it and thought ‘wow, an elderly woman jumped up and down and screamed?’ – and she’s 61???!!! Since when did being that age make you elderly! I’m twenty years younger and was feeling pretty good until I realised I’m on the cusp of old age……..sigh……….

  42. Crystal


  43. BP79

    Tony Romo loves anal–receiving of course.

  44. Insaitable Peter

    I know she’s a pariah of the talentless wastes of space, but I’d still fuck the hell out of her.

    Mmm, real boobies.

  45. spanish proud

    hey 38 I´m spanish and the only person that I´ve seen with that type of dresses was your mum!and by the way Mexico is not Spain and in Spain is not Mexico, Spain is in Europe, and if Colon haven´t discovered your land you wouldn´t have been the power tha America is today so please I beg you, stop dreaming about girls that will never pay attention to you and go and read a book!

  46. NINA2004

    Awwwwww how sweet!! Romo is hot, talented and kind…what more could girl ask for?! Jessica and Romo make such a cute couple. They are just both precious.

  47. She can’t help because a resque-operation requires some thinking.
    so forget it, YOU’RE A DEAD MAN!!

  48. FACE

    I would give my right arm to lay my junk between those juggs for just 3 minutes

  49. fattymcfatfat

    fatty fat mcfat fat fat. god she’s fat.
    did i mention how fat she is.
    she’s just so freakin’ fat

  50. Eww


    WTF happened to her..?

    She’s starting to look tranny-like.


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