Jessica Biel is breasty

October 28th, 2008 // 105 Comments

These are shots of Jessica Biel looking chesty at the 3rd Annual Rome International Film Festival, and it’s been so long since she’s been on this site, it’s practically a crime. In fact, the last time I posted about Jessica, a pterodactyl ate my brother. I honored him by clubbing his wife over the head then eating a rock.

R.I.P., Krog.

(P.S. In the afterlife, you might find out our mom was a woolly mammoth. I probably should’ve said something.)

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Gaunt

    Jessica is about one CH away from pulling a Madonna when it comes to the bench pressing and pilates. She needs to tone that shit down a bit before Justin actually starts becoming sexually attracted to her masculine ass and her pleasant, quiet life as a beard is over.

    She should ask Kirsten Dunst what happens to a gal’s career when her mega-fine gay boyfriend decides she needs to up the ante in the tits department before his cover (but definitely not his load) is blown.

  2. Josh ain't gay like the rest of you fellas

    You call Madonna manly? Just one look at her screams, TESTOSTERONE!

  3. jhonson

    so ugly!

    look here ! let me tell you ,what’s real womon

  4. jhonson

    so ugly!

    look here ! let me tell you ,what’s a real womon

  5. jhonson

    so ugly!

    look here ! let me tell you ,what’s a real womon
    http://www.mbinary.com

  6. Wow…, she is gorgeous. BTW, my brother told me he saw her profile and photos at an age gap dating club **AgelessOnly.c o m**. She has written some blogs a few days ago. Maybe you should have a look.

  7. Fake top lip and girl needs to pick a hair colour and stick to it not just let the blonde grow out, but other than that great implants.

  8. friendlyfires

    I could be distracted, yet, the lips of Jolie still haunt my existence. Nice try Biel, nice try.

  9. whatever!

    Plain girl, average body, nasty hair, collegen lips, bad nose job, lousy acting, boring, etc., etc., etc………

  10. ListerineMan

    Flawless. And whomever said they didn’t like her hair needs to learn a thing or two about the look men like. Long, thick, flowing locks like that? Perfect.

    I bet her breath smells like Amaretto. Just perfect…

  11. Rapunzel

    Hey # 60 ListerineMan

    There is nothing wrong with long flowing hair, just WASH IT ONCE IN A WHILE! And she looks like her breath would smell like cigarettes and vodka……

  12. Listerine man, when people with brown hair get highlights then decide to go back to being a gorgeous brunette then they should embrace the idea of getting the colour fixed to match the roots, she’s not hard up and has no excuse for having to grow out the old colour.

  13. Rapunxel is right, does need a wash as well, what did she do to piss off her stylist and colourist so much?

  14. mahogma

    #13 You sound like some kind of BUSH ASSKISSER to me? Wassamatta,BITCH…Does the fall of the 4th Reich make you cranky? Hey Dubbya, is that you?????

  15. Deacon Jones

    I admit, her face looks a little off, but I dont think JT’s pilow really gives a shit

  16. Sephystal

    hmm… i don’t know if she thought the gorgeous dress would just cover the fact that she rolled out of bed and put it on without showering. The no makeup is hot, but what’s with the hair??

  17. Americans against a Socialist Society!

    #64. I’d rather have 4 more years of Bush than elect a man that has ties with various terrorist organizations, B. Hussein Obama! Almost everyone in obama’s past, from Wright, to Ayers, to Dorn, to Kalid Mansour, to Farakahn, to Rashid Khalidi, to even his “lovely” wife have demonstrated contempt or hatred, for America. They have ALL either supported terrorist actions or have actually participated in terrorist actions against our Country.

    How long did the pilots responssible for 9/11 live in the US and train to be pilots, and live among us like regular people?!? What do you think this guy is! This would be the greatest act of terrorism letting HIM become president. That would open the door for another attack. Obama would be more concerned that the terrorists “rights” weren’t violated than he would be trying to catch them!

    OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!

    McCain/Palin 2008

  18. Jesus #67, I’m not even an american and I am terrified that there are people in this world as ignorant as you…

  19. Americans against a Socialist Society!

    #68.

    Only the liberal morons who believe all the shit that pours out of Obama’s mouth are ignorant! That’s what terrifies me! This unqualified socialist is unfit to run a country. God help us if he does. Do some research into Obamas past and maybe you won’t be so ignorant.

  20. to obama haters

    i love that you call US sheep. mccain and palin have you spouting their bullshit verbatim. don’t you see–republicans win elections by FEAR. bush sr. won because he made everyone think of dukakis as a pal of murderers. bush jr. stayed in office by demonizing the middle east. and now mccain is lying to you, telling you that your hard-earned money will go to those less fortunate.

    um, do you make more than a quarter-million a year? cuz if you don’t (which i’m guessing you don’t because you all sound really uneducated), then YOUR TAXES WILL NOT GO UP.

    idiots.

  21. Naddy

    she needs a tan..I find her very unattractive…I dont know what it is…She has a nice body but I dont know…I cant put my finger on it..she’s just ordinary

  22. Deacon Jones

    Hahahaha @69

    Don’t worry about him, he’s like this guy I used to work with. They listen to Sean Hannity and such and just swallow the bullshit everyday until they get to the point where they are beyond paranoid.

    He’s like those bumblefuck towns in Nebraska (population 314) that spend 3 million dollars of Homeland Security money on a bioterrorism mobile command center, theyre fucking nuts, there’s no reasoning with them, it’s like trying to talk to a cow.

  23. Bickus Dickus

    Jessica Biel is a man. She walks like a man, has bigger shoulders than the Rock, and check out some of her bikini photos, she has a cock.

    She’s definately pounding Timberlake in the ass.

    Timberlake also dated another man, Cam Diaz. She has a cock too.

    At least Beil is trying somewhat to hide her manliness by getting a boob job..

  24. Ted Mosby

    Thar’s Gold In Dem Dar Hills

  25. To Obama Zombies

    Obama keeps talking about this “fairness” issue and “spread the wealth” NO THANK YOU! I work hard for my money, I want to keep it. Obama keeps lowering the level of the term RICH. Soon, people making 50,000 will be considered rich and taxed up the ASS! He’s a snake. He wants to make everything fair for everyone, so that the guy who works in the factory has the same chance as the guy who OWNS the factory, even though the owner worked his ass off to get where he is and the worker sat on his ass waiting for another handout! You know what they call Obama’s “fairness”? IT’S CALLED SOCIALISM PEOPLE!

  26. 6 more days

    to mccain supporters: you should be insulted. your candidates are counting on your stupidity. they pander to it (what with all the you betcha’s and joe six pack, please).

    the fact that they’re 10 points behind means that 42% of the country is fucking stupid enough to believe all of their bullshit. they say socialist, you say “ok. he’s a socialist.” some of you even think he’s a terrorist.

    wanna see how stupid you are?

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/18/fact-check-obama-said-he-would-spread-his-wealth-around/

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/10/05/fact-check-is-obama-palling-around-with-terrorists/

  27. Vince Lombardi

    Thanks for the mammaries!

  28. Deacon Jones

    @75
    There’s no factory jobs left anymore here. Free trade, whoo hoo

  29. Brooke

    She has a perfect body

  30. The Hard Truth

    Anyone notice that all the traditionally Blue states are also the states with the highest population of blacks? Why do you think that is?

    Let’s see, Democrats take white peoples money away. Blacks produce nothing, don’t have jobs, and need money. Democrats give the white peoples money to the Blacks.

    Pretty simple equation if you ask me. The Blacks need the Democrats as much as the Democrats need the Blacks. That way the Democrats can keep their voting factories (housing projects) producing more product.

    Also, if you think I’m being racist, or that whites are racist, suck on this:

    99% of all Blacks in America are voting for the Black guy. So who’s the real racists?

    Blacks have always been the bigger racists. White people are generally forgiving and accepting. It’s the Blacks that can’t accept equality. Blacks have MORE opportunity’s to improve their lives in this country than anyone else. The gov’t has made them MORE equal than any other race. Yet they are virtually unchanged over the past 200 years.

    Why is it that every race of people on the planet can come to this country and thrive within a generation? Yet these stupid Blacks seem to be content with complete and utter failure. They are unable to thrive, and are steeped in failure and dependance on the government. And all they can do is blame it on “Whitey”, rather than take responsiblilty for their own lives. Fuck em, they deserve their station in life. Pathetic subhuman leeches.

    I’m just stating the facts here, don’t care if you like it or not…..

  31. Carson

    Stop talking election crap! The best thing about this site is how everyone bags, praises and shares their thoughts and fantasies about what they would do to these women which is hilarious!!! Unfortunately today when I needed a laugh I’ve been greeted with election crap. Surely if you’re that passionate about it you’d think of a better site than the Superficial (no offence is meant for the Superficial) to vent your political opinions, need I remind you that you live in a democracy, well some kind of democracy anyway. Enough said on this issue!
    She is amazing, clearly her best work was done in 7th Heaven though I would help her get to 8th if you know what I mean…by you know what I mean balls deep.

  32. Carson

    Stop talking election crap! The best thing about this site is how everyone bags, praises and shares their thoughts and fantasies about what they would do to these women which is hilarious!!! Unfortunately today when I needed a laugh I’ve been greeted with election crap. Surely if you’re that passionate about it you’d think of a better site than the Superficial (no offence is meant for the Superficial) to vent your political opinions, need I remind you that you live in a democracy, well some kind of democracy anyway. Enough said on this issue!
    She is amazing, clearly her best work was done in 7th Heaven though I would help her get to 8th if you know what I mean…by you know what I mean balls deep.

  33. Alan

    He isn’t a bad looking dude.

  34. Deacon Jones

    @80
    Your point? I’m racist and sexist, but I’m still a democrat. And no, Im not confused

  35. Republican in a Blue state!

    #76

    The reason your liberals are so ignorant is because you believe the crap news channles like CNN, NBC, CBS put out there! Those channels are run by liberals! Of course they are going to report on the (so called) positive aspects of Obama, and the negative (digging really hard) on McCain.

  36. Vote for Obama!

    #85

    I am voting for Obama based on his policies. You right wingers believe all the lies the McCain/Palin camp tell you. They say lies like Obama wants to raise taxes for everybody, but he only wants to raise taxes for the elite rich 5 percent of the American population which are similar to the Reagan administration. McCain wants to maintain corporate welfare by lowering the Capital Gains tax.

  37. Itty Bitty Titty Committe

    I bet Jessica can’t wait to take off her girdle with the push up pads and under wire. When one does not have a lot to push up then it can get very uncomfortable.

  38. zuglet

    FUCK OBAMA

  39. Fat Chicks Suck

    There’s so many dumb people out there that it makes the democratic process pointless. That “Americans against a Socialist Society!” moron actually shocked me with their stupidity. I can only hope they are joking…

    That’s the only problem I have with conservatives – they buy into bullshit way too easy and regurgitate it as if everything is a fact.

  40. hot

    this girl is hot! PERFECT body. beautiful face.

    @ #18 snackontits – i am not going to say anything about you being jealous, but i am going to point out the fact that you also weigh about 80lbs more than her. you see, the more you weigh, the bigger your tits get. so, that considered, i believe you have bigger tits. but i don’t care, cause beil’s are absolutely perfect and in the most perfect proportion to her slammin body.

  41. Parker

    She’s not so hot but I think I could convince myself fuck her in the ass if I didn’t have to look at her.

  42. Vote for McCain

    #86,

    You are so ignorant! Here is how the economy works. When you raise capital gains taxes people trade less, they sell assets less because they lose more of their profit, therefore the government loses money.
    When you lower capital gains taxes people trade more, they sell more assets because they get to keep more of their money, which means more money for the government.

    Lower capital gains taxes + People trading more = more tax money for the government (even at a lower percentage)

    Raise capital gains taxes + People trade less = less money for the government ($0.00 x any tax rate still = $0.00)

    Talk about believing lies that your candidate tell you!!!

  43. Americans against a Socialist Society!

    #89

    Conservatives are just sick of giving lazy give-me-another-handout liberals all of our hard earned money! I’m sick of paying for sombody elses kid’s breakfast and lunch at school because they are too lazy. I’m sick of paying for drug users clean needles so they don’t spread AIDS because they are too lazy to take care of themselves. I’m sick of paying for gang member’s tattoo removals because they are too lazy to think before they permanently tattoo a stupid gang symbol on themselves. I’m sick of paying for some mother of 15′s name brand cereal and steaks, while I eat ground beef and store brand cereal because she is too lazy to look for a job!

    Shall I continue?

  44. Kennedy

    #93

    The USA feeds most of the world and we are the greatest contributors for charity, so why is it a problem to help out the 20 percent of Americans living in poverty to get back on their feet? Yes people abuse the welfare system all the time and the government tries to eliminate this by placing restrictions on welfare recipients, but greedy corporate Americans giving bad loans out of greed and packaging the bad loans to sell are also abusing the system. Millions of Americans have no health insurance. This means it cost the tax payer more money because they could not afford preventive medicine and now need expensive surgery. Perhaps all the ground beef you eat is making you constipated and uptight. I suggest you try more vegetarian dishes.

  45. Vote Obama

    #92

    Lower Capital Gains Tax and allow the chiefs to get bigger bonuses.
    Raise Capital Gains tax and prevent the chiefs from getting bigger bonuses because they already get a lot of perks and bonuses.

    Keep on believing the McCain lies because he wants to give the rich elite 5 percent of the American population the best tax breaks while forcing people who really need the tax breaks to do without like food and medical care because they are living paycheck to paycheck.

  46. Vote McCain

    It’s pointless to try to explain things to these liberals who live with blinders on and one ear open to CNN.

  47. Moderate

    –98–
    You are absolutely right. I was voting for Obama but now I see that the rich need to get richer and somehow it will trickle down to the poor people. And all this time I thought if 95 percent of Americans got a tax break then they could afford to live and buy the neccessities and perhaps some could even save money. McCain wants to give the rich 5 percent of Americans 700,000 worth of tax breaks. These rich people really need it to buy their designer clothes, mansions, trips around the world, etc. Why would anyone want to help people get back on their feet and make America stronger? My co-worker just hit my head with a ruler and now I’m back to my senses.

    VOTE FOR OBAMA!

  48. Moderate

    –96–
    You are absolutely right. I was voting for Obama but now I see that the rich need to get richer and somehow it will trickle down to the poor people. And all this time I thought if 95 percent of Americans got a tax break then they could afford to live and buy the neccessities and perhaps some could even save money. McCain wants to give the rich 5 percent of Americans 700,000 worth of tax breaks. These rich people really need it to buy their designer clothes, mansions, trips around the world, etc. Why would anyone want to help people get back on their feet and make America stronger? My co-worker just hit my head with a ruler and now I’m back to my senses.

    VOTE FOR OBAMA!

  49. Vote McCain

    See that’s where you liberal idiots are wrong. Not all Republicans are rich. I make about 37,000 a year, FAR from rich. I just don’t believe in the whole spread the wealth thing.

    I don’t mind a little charity now and then, but I’m not going to suffer so some lazy slob can buy a pack of cigaretts! I made some bad credit choices in the past and I never cried that the government should bail me out! I worked hard to save my money and pay my bills, I shouldn’t have to help someone that doesn’t want to help themselves.

    Give a man a fish, he eats for one day, teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime!

    Try letting people learn their lessons instead of giving them handouts whenever they cry!

  50. Pilatunes

    I’d hate to be her boyfriend if she didn’t let me spank her. I mean, apart from her ass, does she have much to offer?

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