Jessica Alba continues her self-righteous quest to encourage people who think The Hills is real to vote in this latest video for MTV. It also features a muzzled Hayden Panettiere which, I’ll admit, almost made me feel like I was falling in love again for the very first time. Until I remembered celebrity political ads are the equivalent of Michael J. Fox performing a vasectomy: They both end with your brain getting stabbed by someone famous.
Jessica Alba ‘muzzling’ Hayden Panettiere not at all like I imagined (No pudding, jet packs.)
October 3rd, 2008 // 88 Comments
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Jess | October 3, 2008 at 1:06 pm
retarded. I’m not voting now.
ArtJam | October 3, 2008 at 1:07 pm
The Stupidest Shit I’ve Ever Seen!! Plus You Don’t Need To Speak To Vote!! Dumbasses!
Effyeray | October 3, 2008 at 1:09 pm
If you were not planning on voting & some ignorant no talent hollywood fucktard convinced you you should vote. Don’t. Go about your life and let non-morons take care of the voting.
Effyeray | October 3, 2008 at 1:11 pm
If you were not planning on voting & some ignorant no talent hollywood fucktard convinced you you should vote. Don’t. Go about your life and let non-morons take care of the voting.
Mouse | October 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Horrible acting. How did Jessica and Hayden ever make it? Oh wait… Have they?
Sportsdvl | October 3, 2008 at 1:14 pm
How can a movie with 2 women and a muzzle not be sexy?
By having these 2 brain dead retards in it!
FuckAlba | October 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Someone needs to stab that worthless cunt in the face. And that blonde midget too.
Effyeray – I second your statement.
Rob | October 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’ve always been a fan of Jessica Alba in the past, but while I was watching that I felt the urge to punch her in the face. Was there any point to my 3 minutes of pain?
palor | October 3, 2008 at 1:17 pm
damn you’re on a roll today
Jenn | October 3, 2008 at 1:19 pm
That was stupid…. If only I had a brain, I would know how to say NO to this site…but alas I was almost amused making this almost worth coming here for, or not…
wtf? | October 3, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I always thought she was a no talent ass-clown but now it’s more evident than ever. Stick to wearing bikini’s on the beach hunny, it’s the only thing you’re good at.
havoc | October 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Do these people not have managers or publicists or someone to stop them from doing incredibly stupid shit?
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FACE | October 3, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Man, it has to be some black celebs somewhere doing something to get pics taken. Arent there some fine black women to post pics of? What a bullshit punk ass white boy faggot site.
ummm...yeah | October 3, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Ummm….yeah…
Assholes at work.
How the hell did they get famous again?
HorribleJudgment | October 3, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Okay. I’ve officially had it with Alba and all of these out of touch Hollywood shit heads. I mean it. I’ve fucking had it. Stop it. Just….stop it. You’re making fucking fools of yourselves, and you’re beating a dead horse. Talk about over-kill, you idiots. We get it–you “care” about getting people to vote. Or that’s the newest celebrity trend: making retarded videos, speaking down to the youth of America, as if they are 5 year olds.
It’s as if they just assume that without their little campaigns, in which they make asses out of themselves, no one will vote. I was already planning to vote. I know who I’m voting for. And I’m not stupid enough to be fooled into thinking that a majority of these “celebs” actually care whether or not anyone they’re targeting with these campaigns votes or not. All these voting videos are the new cool thing to do, right Hollywood douche bags?
n/a | October 3, 2008 at 1:29 pm
It seems as though Jessica is doing a perfect parody of Sarah Palin. I’m sold!
sirrix | October 3, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I’m just glad that we’re looking at political advertisements instead of the FUNNY CELEBRITY NEWS that we’re supposed to be reading. Yay.
kerri | October 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm
that was the stupidest thing i have ever seen. if this wasn’t such an important election i would protest and NOT vote just because of this. this has actually made me cringe picturing myself going to vote…i hope no one thinks i’m doing it because some fuckard celebrity convinced me too. i’m so embarrassed for her. what a no talent loser.
combustion8 | October 3, 2008 at 1:32 pm
well she still cant act for shit.
jiggawhat? | October 3, 2008 at 1:33 pm
@Face
Try http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/
The Republican 10-step program to cure gays | October 3, 2008 at 1:35 pm
1. Admit that you have a cock problem.
2. Admit that you have no control over the problem, especially when Cuban men are around, because Cuban men are so fucking hot.
3. Admit that, only by turning yourself over to the Lord, will you be able to stop getting snaked like a tub drain every week.
4. Apologize to those whose dicks you sucked.
5. Apologize to your wife and children for sucking dick.
6. If you find yourself relapsing, call your sponsor immediately. DO NOT USE YOUR SPONSOR TO TURN IT INTO A THREE-WAY.
7. Attend regular meetings. Bring fruit salad.
8. Stop wearing cutoffs.
9. If you find yourself sucking a dick, remember that you’re just killing Jesus all over again.
10. Take life one vagina at a time.
White Boy | October 3, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Hey Face, I guess you are catching on that we don’t like your kind?
Julie | October 3, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Gawd she’s a twit! Good thing shes pretty.
Erik | October 3, 2008 at 1:47 pm
A lot of people forget, but after 9/11 the mood of the country got very serious and somber and celebrities (mostly actors) got worried that the “entertainment world” was going to be shunned for awhile. So they got on the phone to their agents and demanded to get invitations to various special events (televised, preferably) so they could get a piece of the national spotlight, and show how serious and sorrowful they felt (=could act). It’s the same thing during presidential elections. These ridiculous “spots” are just a gig, and they’re great for people who feel like they need to try to stay in the spotlight (Ms. Planetarium?) or get back into it (Ms. Assba).
FRIST!!! | October 3, 2008 at 1:52 pm
#13
myhusbandcallsmesquirt | October 3, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I’m completely turned on by “HorribleJudgment”. There! I said it.
Buddy Love | October 3, 2008 at 1:55 pm
The New World Order is coming whether we like it or not. (I’m not Christian and not a nutjob. There’s plenty of documentation out there, read it or you’re an idiot) It doesn’t matter who you fucking vote for. Obama will not win (though I desperately want him to) because it doesn’t fit into the elite’s plans. If he’s about to win, the polls will be fixed. If he gets elected, there’ll be some kind of scandal or he’ll be assassinated. THERE IS NO WAY THE PEOPLE WHO GOT GEORGE BUSH ELECTED (NOT YOU THE VOTERS) WILL EVER LET A BLACK MAN BE PRESIDENT AND RUIN THEIR PLANS.
I’m not voting this year. Because my vote, and all of your votes, do not matter. Don’t you fucking dare try and doubt me either.
don vito | October 3, 2008 at 1:59 pm
These people who don’t plan to vote, I assume they don’t follow the news or keep up with current events. Why would you want them to vote? Maybe they should be encouraging them to keep up with current events instead – and that will prompt them to vote.
Sgt. C. Foxtrot | October 3, 2008 at 2:12 pm
THAT’S HOW I LIKE MY WOMEN. JUST THROW A BAG OVER THEIR HEAD AND BINGO!
jecka | October 3, 2008 at 2:13 pm
i think that’s the most i’ve seen her smile EVER.
Lola | October 3, 2008 at 2:15 pm
I am positive that Obama is one of them. He is a ninth cousin of McCain who is a cousin of Bush, etc. This was on the news and verified by ancestry.com. The elites use race, gender, and class against us, but they don’t buy into it themselves. There are elites who aren’t white men (though most are). The American people are screwed no matter which one gets in. Vote third party or your will be supporting the impending One World Order.
They both support the bailout. Get your facts straight.. it is a scam. The FED has already pumped much more money into the system and inflated the dollar. We need to let the entire banking system fail as it is the first step to freedom around the world.
“The Zeitgeist” is a free movie available to watch or download online as well as many others.. check em out people. I am a mother &college graduate, not some loon. WAKE up people!
Rossco | October 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Oh man, that was painful. Horrible, just horrible.
In 2008, do you want to be shot in the face, or in the back of the head?
Choices choice!
Vote now! Weeee
Rossco | October 3, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Oh man, that was painful. Horrible, just horrible.
In 2008, do you want to be shot in the face, or in the back of the head?
Choices choices!
Vote now! Weeee
BIgbutteD | October 3, 2008 at 2:29 pm
i dont dink so shes hawtie haterZZ
adsf | October 3, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Lobotomy retard, not a vasectomy.
twizzler puLLL and peel | October 3, 2008 at 2:32 pm
i love how ur all jealous shes smart, funny and GORGEOUS !
girlygirl | October 3, 2008 at 2:46 pm
This is absolutely disgusting, and I would think, career suicide for Jessica Alba. She is really making me not want to vote.
Jo Mama | October 3, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Oh my god those gloves… I’ve got a raging hard on right now. If the glove don’t fit, who gives a shit.
Violet | October 3, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Damnit, I read that headline as “nuzzling,” and thought the video clip would show some soft-core girl on girl.
I’m sorely disappointed.
Rough Daddy | October 3, 2008 at 3:06 pm
either im strange, or did i find even her arms are sexy….eff the commercial!
Jesus Christ | October 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I was going to vote too but since these celebs are doing all this egotistical and condescending bullshlaka, politics can go fuck itself. Now where’s my halo.
escoben | October 3, 2008 at 3:09 pm
i dont know this made me hate jessica alba a little. i guess i just have to ignore this for her to stay number 1 on my who i would like to sleep with.
blah | October 3, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Would somebody shoot them, please?
Elvis The Pedo | October 3, 2008 at 3:16 pm
does noone think “muzzler” sounds dangerously close to “muslim” ? maybe a hidden political message? im surprised they havent got any shit for it yet.
pat | October 3, 2008 at 3:24 pm
The headline fooled me. I thought, like a dog, Jessica would be sticking her muzzle into Hayden’s crotch. Hey girls, let’s make a deal. Do a video like that and I promise to vote.
SueMe | October 3, 2008 at 3:26 pm
@ 2 Im sure you had to know that it was totally symbolic. If you don’t vote you have no voice. Does that ring a bell.
Kim666 | October 3, 2008 at 3:30 pm
I’m the first one to say actors should shut up about their politics, but I thought this was kind of funny. I’ve never seen Jessica so animated.
Lugh | October 3, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Wow. That was three minutes of my life that I’ll never, ever get back. Jessica Alba was a lot better before she tried to be funny and/or preachy.
escoben | October 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
@48
anything to get away from that baby her husband tricked her in to having.
“honey did you wear the condom?”
“NOPE, GOTCHA BITCH!!!”
Christhefuzzy | October 3, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Ha, Hayden sounds like Kenny.