At first I thought these were shots of Jessica Alba having an intervention with Kathy Griffin about swallowing small children whole. So, imagine my surprise when I found out that’s Jessica’s mom Catherine Alba. I don’t even know how someone pisses off God to the point where he lets gravity use you as a punching bag then gives you Jessica Alba as a daughter to rub it in. I can only assume Catherine once punched a nun. On the Sabbath. With a Harry Potter book.
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mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
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kk | January 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm
firsttttttttttttt?
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md | January 7, 2009 at 1:00 pm
looking at the mother is a good indication on how she’ll turn out!
Sunflower | January 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Sure they’re related. They both have the same pissy, bitchy look on their faces. Wonder if the Mom trapped her husband too.
Ballbags | January 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I hope she ends up looking exactly like her mom.
foofighter | January 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
I don’t want to let anyone think that her mom is hot…and maybe it’s just me, but is Jessica looking like a confused 15 year old boy in these pics or what?
foofighter | January 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Maybe it’s just me, but is Jessica looking like a confused 15 year old boy in these pics or what?
Ballbags | January 7, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I hope she ends up looking exactly like her mom.
Michael J Fox | January 7, 2009 at 1:06 pm
@7 & 8
I think you got confused with the comments box
foofighter | January 7, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I figured it out, Jessica is looking like that past American Idol contestant, Danny Noriega…definitely a confused 15 year old boy!
Buddy Love | January 7, 2009 at 1:11 pm
@10: You aren’t the real Michael J. Fox! Therefore you’re guilty of identity theft. The robot overlords have been notified. Expect to be lasered, ground up or stomped promptly.
m&m | January 7, 2009 at 1:12 pm
same mouth, same nose. . . thats her mom! now we know what jessica has to look forward to in about 20 years.
Deacon Jones | January 7, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Did somebody mistake Kathy Griffin for a deflated tire?
happymeals | January 7, 2009 at 1:18 pm
#5 sunflower ….
ITA EXACTLY what I was thinking….looks like her future is nnot so bright…yikes
b | January 7, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Jessica looks very much like her mom. Look at their jaw line, mouth and nose and you will see that even though Jessica is thinner, it is still very much the same.
Jim | January 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Mom is way too fat.
Daughter is way to boyish.
24 hours with either one will drive a person to suicide.
Vince Lombardi | January 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Note to Jess: Mother’s Day is around the corner. A nice present would be giving your mom a 6-month account with your dietitian and your personal trainer. Just so she can be around to be Abuela for a while. I’m just sayin.’
Deuce Bigalow | January 7, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Proof that the ‘bun’ is the worlds most horrific hairstyle on a lady. I fucking HATE them!
Jesse | January 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm
2 weeeeeeeks… 2 weeeeeeks!
havoc | January 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Are you sure thats not the Kathy Griffin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon?
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I like fat chicks | January 7, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Isn’t she half black?
Everybody knows black dudes go gaga over a fat assed snowflake…
Dura | January 7, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Man all the haters here today. Well I for one would toss the mom around if I knew it would get me a full night of whatever I wanted with the Daughter. Jessica’s still hot and just cause she’s not all glamored up for the cameras and just hanging in normal clothes she’s called boyish.
Back to my original point, MAN I’D LOVE TO TEAR UP JESSICA’S CHEERIO!
havoc | January 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm
LMFAO @ #20.
I totally got that one….
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OhYeah? | January 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm
LMAO! There’s that loser’s future!
RichPort's Ghost | January 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Fat chicks with expensive bags make me giggle.
conscience_found | January 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Fish- you’re out of bounds. Her mom’s not a celeb. Douche.
Sadie | January 7, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Have none of you a heart? Maybe Mrs Alba could lose some weight, but thats someone’s mother your all making fat jokes about. Just because a person isn’t a size “0″ does not make them inhuman. Shame on each and every one of you for judging any book by it’s cover.
EverybodylovesROUGHers | January 7, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Thats right #28 typical American mom,,,95% of em looks like this…
Sunflower | January 7, 2009 at 1:46 pm
#21… OMG… thanks so much for the laugh!!!!!!! Whew!!!!!!!!!!!
nunya | January 7, 2009 at 1:58 pm
“Here’s Jessica Alba walking down the street with her mom. Isn’t her mom large?” Geez, slow news day or what!?
Mr. Sleepyhead | January 7, 2009 at 2:06 pm
That is one pissed off Oompahloompah.
CMan | January 7, 2009 at 2:12 pm
You know this reminds me of Mother/Daughter day back at college. You’d always check the Moms to find out if the Daughter is going to become a pig-ape. Well, looks like her husband Cash as a lot to look forward too.
To Sadie | January 7, 2009 at 2:17 pm
shut up fatty.
Ted Mosby | January 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I think we know where Jessica put all her pregnancy weight.
RichPort's Ghost | January 7, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Apparently Mama Alba is enjoying her daughter’s monetary success.
BIGGnFATT | January 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm
The looser the waist band, the deeper the quick sand …. or so I have been told.
BringChung | January 7, 2009 at 2:39 pm
How does her skull not fall into her chest? If she gains any more neck fat, it’s going to form a foreskin for her head.
mom | January 7, 2009 at 2:46 pm
hahah that’s what that bitch is gonna look like!!!
Stiles | January 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Is that like wearing vertical stripes? Walk next to a massive fatty to make yourself look slimmer?
justine | January 7, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Hahahah I knew Jessica Alba was a dog! Now this jsut proves how ugly she is going to be! Yuck! They look sooo much alike…hope her career keeps paying for all the lypo she will need in the future lmfaooooooooooo
AJ | January 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Jessica will have to fight the fat for the rest of her life. It is obvious her mom was not good at teaching her good habits and hopefully Jessica will not get fat like her mom.
gotmilk? | January 7, 2009 at 3:27 pm
16, how can you even see a jaw line on that cow. it looks like her neck is eating her face whole.
lulu vega | January 7, 2009 at 3:27 pm
…talking about someone’s Mom, now that’s low guys. I’m sure there are more flattering photos of this woman.
a sanderson | January 7, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Just because her moms overweight doesn’t mean she’ll turn out the same way. First, she’s a lot taller than her mother and seems to have less potential to gain a lot of weight b/c of her atheltic body shape and height. Second, ANYONE has the potential to become overweight if they don’t eat right and excercise, even skinny girls like jessica alba. If she watches her weight and moves around enough she won’t be like her mother. Really its up to her, not genetics
Brandon | January 7, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I’m glad she’s got two scarves on; it looks cold out there!
bunnie | January 7, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Actually, there were a bunch of interviews circulating a couple of years ago of Alba confessing that as a teen she had major eating disorders because of growing up around her family and most of them being obese. She was apparently so mortified at being “fat” that she developed huge image issues.
testing | January 7, 2009 at 4:54 pm
well we know where her unrelenting bitch face and bad taste in sunglasses come from
tasterspoon | January 7, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Have to agree with @27 on this one. Not cool to ridicule somebody’s non-celebrity mom.
magicman | January 7, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Ooompa Loompa do pa dee do…Is it me or does Alba look like a 12 year old mexican boy?? Mom looks like Chet from Weird Science.