Jessica Alba has to be adopted

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firsttttttttttttt?

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looking at the mother is a good indication on how she’ll turn out!

Sure they’re related. They both have the same pissy, bitchy look on their faces. Wonder if the Mom trapped her husband too.

I hope she ends up looking exactly like her mom.

I don’t want to let anyone think that her mom is hot…and maybe it’s just me, but is Jessica looking like a confused 15 year old boy in these pics or what?

Maybe it’s just me, but is Jessica looking like a confused 15 year old boy in these pics or what?

I hope she ends up looking exactly like her mom.

@7 & 8

I think you got confused with the comments box

I figured it out, Jessica is looking like that past American Idol contestant, Danny Noriega…definitely a confused 15 year old boy!

@10: You aren’t the real Michael J. Fox! Therefore you’re guilty of identity theft. The robot overlords have been notified. Expect to be lasered, ground up or stomped promptly.

same mouth, same nose. . . thats her mom! now we know what jessica has to look forward to in about 20 years.

Did somebody mistake Kathy Griffin for a deflated tire?

#5 sunflower ….
ITA EXACTLY what I was thinking….looks like her future is nnot so bright…yikes

Jessica looks very much like her mom. Look at their jaw line, mouth and nose and you will see that even though Jessica is thinner, it is still very much the same.

Mom is way too fat.
Daughter is way to boyish.

24 hours with either one will drive a person to suicide.

Note to Jess: Mother’s Day is around the corner. A nice present would be giving your mom a 6-month account with your dietitian and your personal trainer. Just so she can be around to be Abuela for a while. I’m just sayin.’

Proof that the ‘bun’ is the worlds most horrific hairstyle on a lady. I fucking HATE them!

2 weeeeeeeks… 2 weeeeeeks!

Are you sure thats not the Kathy Griffin Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon?

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Isn’t she half black?

Everybody knows black dudes go gaga over a fat assed snowflake…

Man all the haters here today. Well I for one would toss the mom around if I knew it would get me a full night of whatever I wanted with the Daughter. Jessica’s still hot and just cause she’s not all glamored up for the cameras and just hanging in normal clothes she’s called boyish.

Back to my original point, MAN I’D LOVE TO TEAR UP JESSICA’S CHEERIO!

LMFAO @ #20.

I totally got that one….

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LMAO! There’s that loser’s future!

Fat chicks with expensive bags make me giggle.

Fish- you’re out of bounds. Her mom’s not a celeb. Douche.

Have none of you a heart? Maybe Mrs Alba could lose some weight, but thats someone’s mother your all making fat jokes about. Just because a person isn’t a size “0″ does not make them inhuman. Shame on each and every one of you for judging any book by it’s cover.

Thats right #28 typical American mom,,,95% of em looks like this…

#21… OMG… thanks so much for the laugh!!!!!!! Whew!!!!!!!!!!!

“Here’s Jessica Alba walking down the street with her mom. Isn’t her mom large?” Geez, slow news day or what!?

That is one pissed off Oompahloompah.

You know this reminds me of Mother/Daughter day back at college. You’d always check the Moms to find out if the Daughter is going to become a pig-ape. Well, looks like her husband Cash as a lot to look forward too.

shut up fatty.

I think we know where Jessica put all her pregnancy weight.

Apparently Mama Alba is enjoying her daughter’s monetary success.

The looser the waist band, the deeper the quick sand …. or so I have been told.

How does her skull not fall into her chest? If she gains any more neck fat, it’s going to form a foreskin for her head.

hahah that’s what that bitch is gonna look like!!!

Is that like wearing vertical stripes? Walk next to a massive fatty to make yourself look slimmer?

Hahahah I knew Jessica Alba was a dog! Now this jsut proves how ugly she is going to be! Yuck! They look sooo much alike…hope her career keeps paying for all the lypo she will need in the future lmfaooooooooooo

Jessica will have to fight the fat for the rest of her life. It is obvious her mom was not good at teaching her good habits and hopefully Jessica will not get fat like her mom.

16, how can you even see a jaw line on that cow. it looks like her neck is eating her face whole.

…talking about someone’s Mom, now that’s low guys. I’m sure there are more flattering photos of this woman.

Just because her moms overweight doesn’t mean she’ll turn out the same way. First, she’s a lot taller than her mother and seems to have less potential to gain a lot of weight b/c of her atheltic body shape and height. Second, ANYONE has the potential to become overweight if they don’t eat right and excercise, even skinny girls like jessica alba. If she watches her weight and moves around enough she won’t be like her mother. Really its up to her, not genetics

I’m glad she’s got two scarves on; it looks cold out there!

Actually, there were a bunch of interviews circulating a couple of years ago of Alba confessing that as a teen she had major eating disorders because of growing up around her family and most of them being obese. She was apparently so mortified at being “fat” that she developed huge image issues.

well we know where her unrelenting bitch face and bad taste in sunglasses come from

Have to agree with @27 on this one. Not cool to ridicule somebody’s non-celebrity mom.

Ooompa Loompa do pa dee do…Is it me or does Alba look like a 12 year old mexican boy?? Mom looks like Chet from Weird Science.