At first I thought these were shots of Jessica Alba having an intervention with Kathy Griffin about swallowing small children whole. So, imagine my surprise when I found out that’s Jessica’s mom Catherine Alba. I don’t even know how someone pisses off God to the point where he lets gravity use you as a punching bag then gives you Jessica Alba as a daughter to rub it in. I can only assume Catherine once punched a nun. On the Sabbath. With a Harry Potter book.
Jessica Alba has to be adopted
January 7th, 2009 // 99 Comments
Photos: Pacific Coast News