Jessica Szohr, Could You Point Me To The Bar? And Other News

May 7th, 2012 // 17 Comments

- In case, like me, you missed the new Amazing Spider-Man trailer which has absolutely zero jazz-dancing, emo Peter Parkers. SOLD. [FilmDrunk]

- Elizabeth Taylor‘s kids are thrilled Lindsay Lohan is playing their mom. Just thrilled. [Dlisted]

- I think these people ingested some sort of alcohol. I’m not sure… [theCHIVE]

- Why an awesome new trailer might not be enough to save The Amazing Spider-man. [Lainey Gossip]

- 20 Pugs Dressed As Yoda & Darth Vader (I don’t even want to know how many of you will click on this because it’s no less than 80 million.) [BuzzFeed]

- Am I the only one who completely forgot Anna Nicole Smith had that kid whose dad turned out to be Super Metrosexual Jay Mohr? [TooFab]

- Mila Kunis‘ whole family was killed in the Holocaust. So that’s why she’s banging Ashton Kutcher… [Starpulse]

- Floyd Mayweather‘s fiancee Shantel Jackson is crazy hot. [Bleacher Report]

- ScarJo‘s cleavage hits the late night circuit. [Popoholic]

- Cheryl Cole‘s butt made some sort of music video. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chloe Moretz is still 15, folks. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Lambert hearts Ashton Kutcher now which proves he’s a wizard. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Jessica Szohr Nipples Tao Beach Season Opening
    Urall Fhags
    Commented on this photo:

    Who da faak is this bitch, and why are her nips so angry?

  2. Jessica Szohr Nipples Tao Beach Season Opening
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy tatt. Nothing like trying to resemble a camp inmate.

  3. Yuuuuup

    She needs to keep her extensions in at all times…looks much better with a ridiculous amount of hair.

  4. She’s extremely generic looking.

  5. rantatonne

    Did i miss the show having a 20 yr time-skip and changing its name to “Desperate Gossip Wives in Some City”?

  6. misterfister

    She doesn’t even have a butter face. It’s more of a margarine face.

  7. thunderstud

    I like her. I don’t know who she is but she’s attractive…

  8. cc

    Not that great looking, but she gives off an appealing ‘don’t bother offering to buy me a drink, sure the hood of your car will do’ vibe.

  9. SeeAlice

    But can they cut glass ?

  10. Yunyun

    This girl is only 27, why does she look so old? or at least in these picsu

  11. Weirdo

    How do you pronounce her name? Jessica’s a Whore.

  12. Jessica Szohr Nipples Tao Beach Season Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    Can someone ask her to go back in the freezer and get us some more ice.

  13. Mike

    Looks like one of the Kardasian’s minions. We are DOOooOOmED!!11!11

  14. Jessica Szohr Nipples Tao Beach Season Opening
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s a rough-looking 27 year old! Damn!

  15. Jessica Szohr Nipples Tao Beach Season Opening
    Grand Poobah
    Commented on this photo:

    her nipples are bigger than coco’s pathetic things

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