Jessica Szohr, Could You Point Me To The Bar? And Other News

By: The Superficial / May 7, 2012

- In case, like me, you missed the new Amazing Spider-Man trailer which has absolutely zero jazz-dancing, emo Peter Parkers. SOLD. [FilmDrunk]

- Elizabeth Taylor’s kids are thrilled Lindsay Lohan is playing their mom. Just thrilled. [Dlisted]

- I think these people ingested some sort of alcohol. I’m not sure… [theCHIVE]

- Why an awesome new trailer might not be enough to save The Amazing Spider-man. [Lainey Gossip]

- 20 Pugs Dressed As Yoda & Darth Vader (I don’t even want to know how many of you will click on this because it’s no less than 80 million.) [BuzzFeed]

- Am I the only one who completely forgot Anna Nicole Smith had that kid whose dad turned out to be Super Metrosexual Jay Mohr? [TooFab]

- Mila Kunis’ whole family was killed in the Holocaust. So that’s why she’s banging Ashton Kutcher… [Starpulse]

- Floyd Mayweather’s fiancee Shantel Jackson is crazy hot. [Bleacher Report]

- ScarJo’s cleavage hits the late night circuit. [Popoholic]

- Cheryl Cole’s butt made some sort of music video. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Chloe Moretz is still 15, folks. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miranda Lambert hearts Ashton Kutcher now which proves he’s a wizard. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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