There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson‘s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) Now comes news he’s dropped out of business school so they can always be together/let him move in because he, uh, left his wallet in the car. Do you mind, baby? Love ya forever. Starpulse reports:
And the relationship is going so well, the ex-San Francisco 49er, who graduated from Yale University, has decided against moving across the country to begin a two-year course at the prestigious Wharton school in August.
A source tells Us Weekly magazine, “He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together. He really wants to be with Jessica.”
Wow. She pays for everything and has naturally ginormous tits. I never thought I’d say this, but Jessica Simpson just might be the perfect woman after all. Sure, maybe she clearly eats other women so they’ll stop stealing her boyfriends, but that’s part of the mystery.
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haha take that tavarisht!
Look. “First” is “perviy” not “vo-pervih” (“firstly”) and it’s tOvarish not tavarisht
Hey Doc, I think I love you (yeah I’m desperate and have no taste and clearly don’t mind very large boned women with mustaches).
Sorry, we Russians don’t accept “I love you” notes from 1:00 am Moscow time. Which is reserved for bj terrorism voicemail
thanks for the F7s doc you commie lol
I hate the dudedudedude
commie or don’t callme my iphone seems to only accepts calls from Mel Gibson.
I’m going to break in this time to make a prediction. Sorry dude.
Jess is early days preggers. Check out those massive veiny knockers.
Mr NFL will be proposing marriage very soon. Let’s all hope he gets what he deserves.
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Howdy, he hates ya right back ..|.. ..|.. how bout a couple birds lol
Doc, id carry an old brick phone if mel was calling, in case i have to throw it at him
He can go to Business School anywhere. He made the correct call, she is still very special.
perfect woman? doesnt jessica supposedly fuck like an animal too? :D
fish, gravy trains end… in Turkey…. (*ducks down*)
WIN, PLACE, AND SHOW!
dammit not fast enuf, nice guy took 3rd..
cool! skinny is out of fashion! Wonderful life!
I like sex with 12 year old boys.
That was not the real “sean”. Someone is impersonating me. Probably Satan, or someone strongly influenced by him.
you obviously watched that church lady too many times on snl. see, tv’s the devil.
No, you don’t understand spiritual warfare. What is now beginning to happen to me on a mild level is what happened to Mel. I’ve been witnessing for the Lord on this site and have been a voice for truth and reason. The devil wants to discredit all people who do those things, so I expected the attacks to begin. Now, my efforts are not as visible nor as successful as Mel’s efforts, so I don’t expect the Devil to go after me with that much gusto.
I hope he doesn’t take advantage of that sweet girl. His move is definitely suspicious. The last thing Jessica needs is another heartbreak, but in her condition she could be taken advantage of easily.
I DO like sex with 12 year old boys.
Wow, Look at those TITS!
actually i love gerbils up my ass. and i might start a website where i get bukkaked all day, it’ll be called thesuperFACIAL. its just so…. thuuuuper, wheeeeeeeeee……………….
Laughed my ass off but he deserves it for misrepresenting christianity
yeah carefull guys he might buy and sell us on the market! lmfao
how is this any dif than a man letting a woman stay home and take care of the kids, my wife says if she was rich she would let me quit work so i can be a stay home dad,LOL…
those tits are amazing. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!
Quick, Joe, don’t let it go to waste. Cream on my face!
HUGE TITS
how was this guy ever in the NFL? he looks like a massive pussy….
he has a butt chin like brady
speaking of butt’s, i would love to stuff my tongue up her asshole…
He dropped out for good reason – writing a business plan that revolves around banging jessica simpson isn’t easy.
Have fun Eric, you lucky star titty-fucker, you.
Yalies are all chubby chasers.
dudedudedude~You suck big cock. Get lost.
You are not funny` Fuck off. Dudedudedude.
you fuck off. i’ll make a point of posting twice as much tomorrow
let me guess ur sean right? And you spelled it wrong. It’s morse code for go fuck yourself
@dude dud dud You are not funny. Get lost fucktard.
fuck u if u think ur gettin the last word ..|.. ..|..
That ignorant young man is hooked mammary herion.
on mammary heroin.
Wow, she is sure showing an awful lot of tit for a Jesus-loving Bible-thumper … good luck with this one … NOT !!!
Judge ye not…..
AMF its guinness time……..
dumb ass.
..|.. ok u really showed me ..|..
I’m sure her body is lager, but her tits look better than ever.
From underneath her tits and above, she looks fantastic.
I heard she’s gonna replace Simon on American Idol. Is that true?
HA! The guys a GENIUS!
well, HE MUST BE STUPID TO HOOK UP WITH HER.
A very sweet woman
Knockers still highly motorboatable.
#1 THOSE TITS ARE SO FUCKING INCREDIBLE !!!!!
#2 If chicks wanna hang with fuckin losers like that then they get what they deserve. Considering her father was a baptist minister that turned into a manager that pimped out his own daughter, I’d say she’s got a Daddy complex. That old Nick and Jessica show told that story.
#3 I don’t know if the tits could keep me aroused over that cottage cheese ass and legs. I wouldn have to throw a blanket over the bottom and go to work. Beautiful fuckin tits though !!!!!!!!!!!!!
F…..U to all the haters, I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from……she’s gourgous….lol
Foopa.
Nice teets though. Bigger than DDs now, definitely.
John Mayer said she likes it all ways, including anal. Her sister does too, per her husband.
i could drop a load on those
veins are startin to show on those tities
what type of stupid ass question is that? you people are such idiots, why is it that you find something ignorant to say about everything, leave that girl and her relationship alone, it is none of your business.
Of course he’s using her!!
It must be wonderful.
She would more sexier covered up for most guys like adventure and she leaves none.