There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson‘s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) Now comes news he’s dropped out of business school so they can always be together/let him move in because he, uh, left his wallet in the car. Do you mind, baby? Love ya forever. Starpulse reports:
And the relationship is going so well, the ex-San Francisco 49er, who graduated from Yale University, has decided against moving across the country to begin a two-year course at the prestigious Wharton school in August.
A source tells Us Weekly magazine, “He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together. He really wants to be with Jessica.”
Wow. She pays for everything and has naturally ginormous tits. I never thought I’d say this, but Jessica Simpson just might be the perfect woman after all. Sure, maybe she clearly eats other women so they’ll stop stealing her boyfriends, but that’s part of the mystery.