Jessica Simpson’s Boyfriend Dropped Out of School

July 29th, 2010 // 62 Comments

There’s been reports that Jessica Simpson‘s new boyfriend Eric Johnson is broke as shit and is simply riding her large-breasted gravy train to wherever the hell gravy trains go. (Her purse in case she gets stuck on a plane?) Now comes news he’s dropped out of business school so they can always be together/let him move in because he, uh, left his wallet in the car. Do you mind, baby? Love ya forever. Starpulse reports:

And the relationship is going so well, the ex-San Francisco 49er, who graduated from Yale University, has decided against moving across the country to begin a two-year course at the prestigious Wharton school in August.
A source tells Us Weekly magazine, “He doesn’t want to move to Philadelphia and leave her so soon after they got together. He really wants to be with Jessica.”

Wow. She pays for everything and has naturally ginormous tits. I never thought I’d say this, but Jessica Simpson just might be the perfect woman after all. Sure, maybe she clearly eats other women so they’ll stop stealing her boyfriends, but that’s part of the mystery.

Photos: Flynet, INFdaily


  1. Mr. Nice Guy

    He can go to Business School anywhere. He made the correct call, she is still very special.

  2. perfect woman? doesnt jessica supposedly fuck like an animal too? :D

    fish, gravy trains end… in Turkey…. (*ducks down*)


  3. Jessica Simpson
    Doc Schweinstrudel
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    cool! skinny is out of fashion! Wonderful life!

  4. sean

    I like sex with 12 year old boys.

    • sean

      That was not the real “sean”. Someone is impersonating me. Probably Satan, or someone strongly influenced by him.

      • you obviously watched that church lady too many times on snl. see, tv’s the devil.

      • sean

        No, you don’t understand spiritual warfare. What is now beginning to happen to me on a mild level is what happened to Mel. I’ve been witnessing for the Lord on this site and have been a voice for truth and reason. The devil wants to discredit all people who do those things, so I expected the attacks to begin. Now, my efforts are not as visible nor as successful as Mel’s efforts, so I don’t expect the Devil to go after me with that much gusto.

  5. sean

    I hope he doesn’t take advantage of that sweet girl. His move is definitely suspicious. The last thing Jessica needs is another heartbreak, but in her condition she could be taken advantage of easily.

  6. Joe Simpson

    Wow, Look at those TITS!

  7. sean

    actually i love gerbils up my ass. and i might start a website where i get bukkaked all day, it’ll be called thesuperFACIAL. its just so…. thuuuuper, wheeeeeeeeee……………….

  8. Jessica Simpson
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    how is this any dif than a man letting a woman stay home and take care of the kids, my wife says if she was rich she would let me quit work so i can be a stay home dad,LOL…

  9. Joe Simpson

    those tits are amazing. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!

  10. Rush


  11. pimp

    how was this guy ever in the NFL? he looks like a massive pussy….

  12. stinky mcpoop

    He dropped out for good reason – writing a business plan that revolves around banging jessica simpson isn’t easy.

    Have fun Eric, you lucky star titty-fucker, you.

  13. Frasier Crane

    Yalies are all chubby chasers.

  14. Howdy There

    dudedudedude~You suck big cock. Get lost.

  15. Sardonic

    That ignorant young man is hooked mammary herion.

  16. Kelley

    Wow, she is sure showing an awful lot of tit for a Jesus-loving Bible-thumper … good luck with this one … NOT !!!

  17. AMF its guinness time……..

  18. Jessica Simpson
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    I’m sure her body is lager, but her tits look better than ever.

  19. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    From underneath her tits and above, she looks fantastic.

  20. Jason

    I heard she’s gonna replace Simon on American Idol. Is that true?

  21. Jill

    HA! The guys a GENIUS!

  22. captain america



    A very sweet woman

  24. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    Knockers still highly motorboatable.

    #2 If chicks wanna hang with fuckin losers like that then they get what they deserve. Considering her father was a baptist minister that turned into a manager that pimped out his own daughter, I’d say she’s got a Daddy complex. That old Nick and Jessica show told that story.
    #3 I don’t know if the tits could keep me aroused over that cottage cheese ass and legs. I wouldn have to throw a blanket over the bottom and go to work. Beautiful fuckin tits though !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  26. Jessica Simpson
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    F…..U to all the haters, I would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from……she’s gourgous….lol

  27. Jessica Simpson
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    Nice teets though. Bigger than DDs now, definitely.

    John Mayer said she likes it all ways, including anal. Her sister does too, per her husband.

  28. Jessica Simpson
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    i could drop a load on those

  29. flesh

    veins are startin to show on those tities

  30. kim

    what type of stupid ass question is that? you people are such idiots, why is it that you find something ignorant to say about everything, leave that girl and her relationship alone, it is none of your business.

  31. Jessica Simpson
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course he’s using her!!
    It must be wonderful.

  32. mjm

    She would more sexier covered up for most guys like adventure and she leaves none.

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