I Wonder How Jessica Simpson Will React to Tony Romo’s Wedding…

The Timeline:

May 28, 2011Tony Romo marries Candice Crawford in Dallas, TX. Three-tier cupcake stands are involved.
May 29, 2011People magazine announces the wedding.
May 31, 2011Jessica Simpson turns up at Chili’s.

Jesus, it’s like clockwork. If I were Swiss, I’d have a perfectly synchronized boner with a magnifying glass and compass right now.

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