The Timeline:
May 28, 2011 – Tony Romo marries Candice Crawford in Dallas, TX. Three-tier cupcake stands are involved.
May 29, 2011 – People magazine announces the wedding.
May 31, 2011 – Jessica Simpson turns up at Chili’s.
Jesus, it’s like clockwork. If I were Swiss, I’d have a perfectly synchronized boner with a magnifying glass and compass right now.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
She only wanted her baby back, baby back, baby back…
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good
What’s with these chicks, whatever happened to developing the good ole drinking problem?
Or smoking kind budz all day?
Im getting sick of these fast food addictions…
maybe munchies from the kind budz power that fat ass. or maybe if you eat 2 racks of baby backs you can forget, just for a moment, that your dad started fingering you back when those massive mammaries were just puffy nipples.
They probably broke a couple fryers trying to keep up with her orders.
Back in my day when a young lady was jilted by her boyfriend she went out and had sex with every guy she could. Now days it’s all deep-fried this, and sauce-slathered that.
It’s a fill in the blank game at The Superficial!:
Sorry, but catching Jessica Simpson in a restaurant is like catching _____.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’s?
Kevin Federline taking her order?
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She had dinner three days later? Kinda stupid story, sorry.
Agreed. Chili’s isn’t even THAT bad.
Thank you! Every time I’m at the mall, chili’s is PACKED. BFD to this post.
That is the face of someone suffering the heartache and loss of discovering she’s finished the last of her Bloomin’ Onion without realizing it.
Did I read that right, Fish? You need a magnifying glass and compass to find your boner?
She couldn’t decide which scarf, so she wore them all.
I guess big scarves help cover up a gunt.
When’s the wedding?
Like she needs an excuse.
Seriously? It’s three days after the wedding. What — she’s not supposed to eat!?
Hey, that’s my name! But c’mon, for a woman who’s only talent was looking good in daisy dukes while making millions of dollars, it’s kinda silly to throw that all away for chili’s and corn dogs. Wait, corn dogs are Brittany . . . well, whatever the fuck tub of lard Jessica eats.
Nachos. Guacamole. Nashville with a side order of Cleveland.
I always thought Jessica could be hot again; but jowels? There’s no turning back.
Oh god no! Someone in LA is actually eating?! How dare they!
Does that say Chili’s “Too” Go on the sign?
Note to self: buy stock in Fatburger before Nick Lachey gets married.
Drown that sorrow in nacho cheese, fatty, drown it in nacho cheese.
it really is all over for her
Correct me if I’m wrong, but shouldn’t it be “Chilis To Go”? (one O, not two)
glad i’m not the only one that was bothered by that sign
This is a dumb post.
And for the record, I doubt she gives a fuck.
I’ve never eaten at a Chili Stooge. Is it good?
You missed the spelling by this much..it’s Chilistooge…all one word. It’s Joe Simpson’s nickname for Jennifer’s boyfriends.
she will eat her weight in donuts, what else do you really expect from her blimp-ass !?
Someone forgot the extra chili on her order.
What was that? Oh, just my career leaving.
……..does anybody know where her doggie is?
She had a midnight hunger attack and ate it!
Jess is well on her way to becoming the next Delta Burke or Kirstie Alley. Denial is a beautiful thing. Until you weight 285.
Look at coota bang lurking in the foreground