A surprisingly skinnier, less jolly, Jessica Simpson appeared on GMA yesterday morning to promote Weight Watchers, so there’s no way that would last after some dude with a blowtorch got her out of that dress. Except here she is still looking noticeably thinner instead of wielding a gun at Arby’s demanding the kid who makes the turnovers pour the roast beef mix into her mouth. Which I literally had money on how that would end, so none of you saw me, alright? I was never here. *puts on dress, adjusts fake boobs* Yeah, yeah, how is the different from any other Wednesday, you’re a fucking riot.
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