“I can have fudge now?!”
So remember when everyone kept joking that Jessica Simpson would eventually get tired of trying to exercise away her baby weight for Weight Watchers and just get pregnant again. SURPRISE! And someone get me my broker, I want a controlling interest in Chili’s by end of business. Time is money, people. Us Weekly reports:
“It definitely wasn’t planned. But yes, Jessica is pregnant again,” a source reveals to Us. The surprise baby-to-be is the second for the singer and Fashion Star mentor, 32, and fiance Eric Johnson.
What I like most about that statement is that Jessica Simpson honestly can say this wasn’t “planned” because you never really know when you’re going to get pregnant again once you start immediately fucking after giving birth without using birth control. It’s just one of life’s unexpected miracles. There’s no rhyme or reason to it.