And Now For Another Exciting Round of ‘Jessica Simpson Looks Pregnant Again’

The Superficial | September 14, 2011 - 11:58 am

For someone who’s supposedly getting married soon and working out with Tracy Anderson, or at least was before presumably plateauing in April and renting out an Outback for the summer, here’s an expanded Jessica Simpson with Eric Johnson in Beverly Hills last night. And to me, it’s the face more than anything that suggests she’s been baby-nated. Of course, how many times have people thought she’s pregnant in the past only to remember she sits on top of a billion dollar fashion franchise and probably pays Keebler elves to make cookies right in her mouth? Then again, maybe she’ll surprise us all and birth a kindergartner. I’m pretty sure the reproductive system works that way. *resumes poking a vagina with a stick* I’ll solve your mysteries yet…

Photo: Fame, Pacific Coast News, Splash News