For someone who’s supposedly getting married soon and working out with Tracy Anderson, or at least was before presumably plateauing in April and renting out an Outback for the summer, here’s an expanded Jessica Simpson with Eric Johnson in Beverly Hills last night. And to me, it’s the face more than anything that suggests she’s been baby-nated. Of course, how many times have people thought she’s pregnant in the past only to remember she sits on top of a billion dollar fashion franchise and probably pays Keebler elves to make cookies right in her mouth? Then again, maybe she’ll surprise us all and birth a kindergartner. I’m pretty sure the reproductive system works that way. *resumes poking a vagina with a stick* I’ll solve your mysteries yet…
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she might not look as fat if she wasn’t wearing a freaking sack all the time
she does have the WORST fashion sense, how she has a successful clothing line is beyond me
EVERYTHING looks like a sack on her because she has such huge tits! If that was on someone with less boob, it wouldn’t look like that. She seriously needs to wear different tops. Ughhhh.
Nick Lachey may be some sort of ‘rat off a sinking ship’ psychic or something…
What – two Kirstie Alley posts in a row???
In this pic it looks like she has a 3rd boob. Or maybe Kuato from Total Recall.
“Jessica….start the reactor….save Mars….then get some Outback takeout.”
HAHA
Bet she’d let you touch it, in exchange for a cookie.
“All you can eat buffet driver. And step on it!”
I heard that with the drought all the heffers in Texas were emaciated. I guess some of them made it through okay.
She’s always up and down with her weight, which says less “I’m comfortable in my own skin” and more ” I am a compulsive binge eater who eats my feelings”.
She should have stuck with Harley Pasternak, she had an awesome body when she trained with him. Tracey Anderson looks like an anorexic gorilla and is responsible for Madonna’s man body and Gwyneth’s boy body.
“And now for another exciting round of”….
Naw, so tired of this game.
She always looks like she’s gestating.
nah you’d know if she was she’d be over the moon and it’d show in her face. all i see is deep fried candybars
When’s the wedding?
Can’t get that signature on the pre-nup yet?
Can we start a collection to buy this woman some pants?
She has the fashion sense of Zsa Zsa Gabor. At 80.
You know folks? They’re some chicks that looks fat due to huge breasts-es but in actuality their stomach looks flat. Jessica could be one of em.
So what if she is pregnant, it is about time.
Look at her age.
If she is planning on having kids, she is really pushing the envelope at this point.
Nope. Just fat.
leave the poor girl alone. Her daisy duke days are ovah!
BEAST!
She’s not pregnant, she’s getting in character for the leading role in “The Life of Beth Chapman”.
Nah, she is just getting fucking fat and ugly … or fugly.
put down the fucking fork!!!!
*resumes poking a vagina with a stick*
That’s how my mum described sex to me when I was a kid. Then I read Carrie by Stephen King and he described it as being “reamed out with a hoe handle”.
I was very *anti-banging* as a young lady.
Pork knuckle hotdog gumbo will make just about anyone look pregnant, silly.
Face is going to shit and body is going to shit … so she wears shorts to show off her only good asset … her legs – to distract your eyes from the rest.
Yes, she does have a baby in her belly, but no she’s not pregnant. She simply ate a baby.
BILLION $$$ Fashion empire!?!? Then, what the hell goddamn outfit is that?!?! Who is her stylist? Lane Bryant?
Good thing she won’t blow up after they’re married or has kids !
Jessica & Allie sitin in a tree trying to figure out who’s fatter than me! Bot are has-beens – Kirstie must need money pretty bad – she’s trying everything to get noticed!
Big tits only look good until about age 22. Then they just make you look fat.
Unless you know how to work them……..douche. You must be under 22.
Not aging well……..at all! much like JTT!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhh snap!