Here’s a pantsless Jessica Simpson on a photo shoot in Beverly Hills Saturday where she apparently posed with her sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli. Because if there’s one things children love, it’s carelessly exposed vaginas. Just ask Britney Spears‘ kids provided they can stop screaming and yelling about the turkey sandwich that tried to eat them. “Mama try pick up a biskit and it made that there scary growl then talk’d like Cookie Monstah. We was ascared!”
Photo: AKM Images, Flynet
First biatch!!!
It’s “worthy” a try ? Fuck, is English your second language ? Beat it with the advertising, OK ? The post is about Jessica Simpson …
You may not recognize her without the bandit’s mask, but this is the infamous “Ham Smuggler,” who has been terrorizing supermarkets in a four state area.
are the hams strapped to her chest??
Why Woufd you say such a stuppid thing
I think more Clebs should rock it wo/ pants on geeze she has got it goin on
i dont understand how she is #1 in selling clothes. ive seen her shoes and clothes they are soooo tacky. just proves people dont know how to dress themselves. the sweater is a pretty color, but the sleaves are horendous…
least her legs look good, her bloated face.. not so much… now that i think of it, beyonce beats her in the tacky look for sale…
I agree. This woman makes herself look fat 99% of the time. Who wants to look like her in clothes?
This is cute on college/HS girls- Jess, you are 30. Dress like an adult.
I want to see the photo shoot for her pants… maybe then she’d go topless and show those big ole’ floopy titties!!
the green ham-it
hm maybe she’s the one who should have released a beaver movie last weekend..
Is that a mexican poncho?
No,it’s Jessica’s version of a sweater dress from her “Hand Me Down Clothes Collection”.,available in boutiques and specialty clothes stores for “$399.99.
Isn’t a mexican poncho some kind of sex move?
It’s a Sears poncho. No foolin’
no a mexican poncho is who be mowing my lawn fool
“Mommy, why does Aunt Jessi have an armpit under her skirt?”
I would make a woman out of her, but she would have to take those shoes off first.
It will take more than removing the shoes to make this thing a woman. You would also have to remove its male genitalia.
I was wondering why I could smell chicken of the sea.
Now I don’t have any pants on.
Nice of her to run out and grab Dunkin’ after I finished with her . . .
Some days I just wanna fuck her in the puss, in the ass, in the mouth and in between those huge tits! and other days she just grosses me out…Do I need therapy, Dr. Drew?
No, but I do.
No pants, but it looks like she’s wearing two bras.
US Magazine must have their head up their ass, for God’s sake, an over-size sweater (fug colour) … and fug shoes. Yeah, high heels with a gross-looking sweater and she’s a fashion icon ? Gimme a fricken’ break !! GAH !!! And where ARE the pants, anyways ?
Somehow, through the miracle of weird clothes, this sweater has really accentuated her jowls.
She needs face lipo.
“ma sweater dun make me itchy pa!”
Always liked her, but she is a chunk these days!
Where are the bad angles when you need them.
lumpy loose sweater meat with a hint of nip
It’s really depressing how easily my dick is fooled.
Jessica’s deli meat is juicy thinly sliced, marinated, rare roast beef with a dab of horseradish sauce.
she has the ugly stubby short legs ever, i hate women with short legs, they look gross.
Agreed. Stumpies just make me barf.
I’m hotter than this chick.
look at that beautiful large rack, dumb as a post and huge tits to enjoy…first bin Laden’s death and now a blondie in a snuggie… god bless america
She’s probably such a wonderful, sweaty sloppy fuck. Allah Akbar.
But according to John Mayer it’s like being addicted to crack. I don’t think being addicted to crack is a good thing, at least not in this case.
Here’s the secret of sexual napalm…she let John Mayer take dumps on her face. napalm=mayer’s turds
Who doesn’t wear pants and likes and unending stream of picnic baskets?
a) Yogi Bear
b) Jessica Simpson
c) all of the above
Lol Shes a lazy pig who can t even put on pants .
I see no evidence of your claim that she is “airing it out”; what, are you clairvoyant, or just guessing???
I remember wearing shit like this in the 80s, with neon orange leopard print spandex pants and clear jelly shoes. Those were the fuckin’ days.
I don’t think I would admit that to anyone.
Love her legs
This tranny is fugly as all hell. The only reason people think its even vaguely attractive is cause it hides its ugly man face behind all that fake hair.
She is not a tranny ***hole Geeze she is a woman thats more than I / anyone can saty about you just back the F*** off man oh man & go back to your so called life
Most definately a tranny and the tranny doesn’t care who knows it. You can see the family jewels hanging out of the bottom of the giant sweater the tranny is wearing.
Phew! I certainly didn’t expect warm weather so soon. Never mind, I’ll just take off my pants and cool off my twat.
She’s Porky Pigging it right here. Th-th-th-that’s all folks!
Can’t focus on anything but her dreadful hair extensions.
just wait till you get to the shoes…
Seriously? That’s all you can focus on?
Penis button? Tu quoque, Jessica?
She looks amazing!
Bzzzzzt. Wrong Superficial. The London Daily Mail has other photos that show she is wearing cut off shorts under the sweater. Nice try at a non-story though.
Is it the same pair of Daisy Dukes she wears everywhere she goes? Either those shorts have fused to her fatty flesh and need to be surgically removed, or she suffers from the delusion that she is still filming the Dukes Of Hazzard and she weighs 40 pounds less than her current reality. If that’s the case, she needs psychoanalysis to help her stop dressing like a bit character from a lame movie that was made 6 years and 40 pounds ago.
However, if she can’t get over that and insists on dressing like a character from that movie, she now has the figure for Boss Hogg’s costume.
if you look at one picture you can see a snippet of white short shorts underneath websites sites love to over exaggerate.
The green sweater with no pants is bad enough, but the hideous blue shoes? She looks so ridiculous!
She’s wearing shoes?
Did she raid Bruce Villanch’s closet for that turtleneck?
And the problem with this is… from a spectators standpoint of cousre, call me what you will but if their willing to flaunt it, I’m going to look. It’s that simple, please don’t tell me she didn’t do this for attention….hot blonde+sexy legs+little closes= many male eyes and a few female eyes headed her way, class is over students.
Its nice to see that potato sacks are back in fashion.