Jessica Simpson Isn’t Wearing Any Pants

Here’s a pantsless Jessica Simpson on a photo shoot in Beverly Hills Saturday where she apparently posed with her sister Ashlee and nephew Bronx Mowgli. Because if there’s one things children love, it’s carelessly exposed vaginas. Just ask Britney Spears’ kids provided they can stop screaming and yelling about the turkey sandwich that tried to eat them. “Mama try pick up a biskit and it made that there scary growl then talk’d like Cookie Monstah. We was ascared!”

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