Those Are Jessica Simpson’s Nipples

Here’s Jessica Simpson wearing one of those dresses you don’t realize are see-through until 800 camera flashes hit them, which is how you’re staring directly at her nipples walking out of a restaurant. Also, she isn’t wearing a bra, which seems dangerous as shit, but surprisingly nobody’s tripping over them or falling into cracks left in the earth’s crust, so I’m already bored with these. *eyes drift slowly back to giant breasts* Or willing to kill just to touch one of them. All I need is a name.

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