Jessica Simpson Has Legs? HOLY SHIT
Just to give you an idea of how rough it’s going to be over the next few days, Jessica Simpson’s legs are a top story right now. A human woman possessing two lower limbs. That’s the news right now. Not the fact that Jessica Simpson’s letting everyone know she’s Batman and will rain justice down upon the streets of Gotham because her parents were murdered. Or just divorced because her dad turned out to be secretly gay. Close enough.