Jessica Simpson ‘Shocked’ She Got Pregnant Again
Jessica Simpson stopped by The Tonight Show last night where she either tried to pretend it was a complete accident she got pregnant again ending all that stupid dieting and exercising or admitted she doesn’t know how babies are made. It literally could go either way. Via People:
The second pregnancy, she added, was not planned and surprised both her and fiancé Eric Johnson, whom she joked was “really proud” that it happened all over again so quickly.
“Apparently it was a part of God’s plan for my life,” Simpson says with a laugh. “I was extremely shocked. I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes trying to get back to the old, vibrant Jessica. And you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened … all over again!”
“Because, seriously, Jay, puttin’ semen in a woman’s vagina gets you pregnant? Ha! Them doctor’s are cray-zee. Which is why I know this here young’n’s a gift from Jesus. He flew down from Heaven and put her in mah belly. Like hiding a Easter egg! Which is why we do that, you know? To celebrate where babies come from. Learnt it on mah ahPhone.”