Jessica Simpson Is A House and Other News

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- Ryan Reynolds brought Blake Lively home to meet his parents. [Ed. Note: I’LL MURDELIZE HIM! – SW] [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Ripa is nothing with out Regis. NOTHING! [Huffington Post]

- Terrence Howard’s divorce will expose those racist white ladies who get married to black guys to show everyone how much they hate black guys. [Dlisted]

- This includes a mash-up video of Shakira shaking her ass. Enjoy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And here’s Doutzen Kroes half-naked video for something or other. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Melanie Iglesias makes it ok to masturbate to stop-frame photography. Well, her and Wallace & Gromit. [Popoholic]

- Rebecca Black just kicked one more stone out of the crumbling foundation of American culture. [TooFab]

-Khloe and Lamar have sparked some sort of civil unrest in Texas. It’s about BBQ, right? Khloe at ALL the BBQ? [TMZ]

- These ads look pretty interes– AHHH! [theCHIVE]

- Here’s where Ashton Kutcher’s unprotected dick will be nailing models for a while. [Celebslam]

- The search for the world’s greatest headline is over. [FilmDrunk]

- The Most Mistake-Ridden Movies of 2011 according to nerds with no discernable life at all. [Starpulse]

- Paula Patton is in her underwear. [Bossip]

- Rihanna’s Twitter indicates that she was the victim of some sort of racial verbal assault. Or she’s hammered-ass drunk all the time. [IDLYITW]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Aiko Christine [Heavy]

-How A-Rod and women with gorilla bodies didn’t make this list, I’ll never know. [Bleacher Report]

- The Celebrity Help Haiti Home PSA where LL Cool J manages to mention that he works out. [BuzzFeed]

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