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When’s the wedding?
Giant boner from those gorgeous titties, that’s when.
She’s pregnant. Not fair to call her a house when she’s pregnant (says the sympathizing 6 months pregnant commenter…)
If you look at her before the pregnancy, you can see she only looks five pounds heavier now.
She’s a celebrity. She has put herself out there to be judged. She was fat before but now she’s as fat as a double-wide.
You’ll change your tune about not making fun of her when she gives birth to a 25 lb. honey cut ham.
I know what pregnancy can do to your body, but even Selma Hayek would be amazed about this breats
Black clothes, black fingernails, odd silver earrings . . . sorry Jessica, I don’t think there’s a big market for Goth maternity wear.
Am I the only one who fully expected that sign to be a restaurant menu?
two words for this FAT DISGUSTING PIG….
Ali Larter.
Here’s two words for you, you inbred, mouth-breathing asshole:
Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut! Oops, that’s more than two.
Omg, a woman got pregnant and gained weight. Blasphemy. Sounds like you’ve never been near a vagina before, like you’d know anyways.
The house that Awesome Blossoms built.
For the love of God the woman is pregnant, is it really necessary to attack her?
But it’s Jessica Simpson.
Who is attacking her? Saying she is a house is just a metaphor for being pregnant.
She’s pregnant! Tacky comment.
Yeah because she’s one of those fat chicks who uses pregnancy as an excuse to double up on her gluttony which already exceeds the sum of Tanzania’s and Ghana’s total yearly food output.*
*Hunger Magazine, Nov 2011
who cares if she’s pregnant? you know this bitch is eating everything in sight. don’t they say to gain between 15-25 lbs, not 150 lbs!
i gained 70lbs and doubt i’m the only one. suck it.
i could have gained 70lbs too, but i didn’t. what’s your point?
That’s because you’re a pig. You’re proud of that?
my point is that every woman’s body is different and some gain more than others during pregancy. let the woman eat and enjoy her pregnancy. sheesh.
if being happy and enjoying my pregnancy made me a pig, then yes, i am a huge pig. oink oink you fucking idiot.
Her legs are actually pretty slim and her boobs stick out more than her belly. That’s pretty good for a pregnant woman.
Those massive jugs make her look much bigger. They are not only sticking straight out, but they are higher and more full than usual.
She’s gonna drown that baby.
Better hope it’s twins; one to drain each milk jug.
She was so HAAAWWT in the Dukes of Hazzard. Now she’s just an immense fart factory. Life sucks.
Won’t you people show some respect for her spoiled, ditzy kid?!?
I think she looks gorgeous. Yes, her body tends to be on the chubby side; and yes, she’s pregnant. But her face looks healthier than I’ve seen it in a while. Could that be contentment?
And I also gotta point out…I’ll bet getting her pregnant was a total blast!
Good thing she’s got her hand on her belly otherwise I’d never know she’s prego. To really draw attention to yourself you’ve gotta put the other hand on the bottom.
Haha yep, and take a shitload of hiked up shirt pics no one wants to see but post them everywhere anyway.
Yes she is pregnant but it’s her poor choice of maternity wear that makes her look even bigger. Why is she choosing a fat man’s polo as a top?
Stupid Ass Headline. She’s pregnant IDIOTS!
If Jessica Simpson is a house I would let her land on me just like Dorothy’s house landed on that wicked witch.
Fuck… I was going to make some joke about her being pregnant forever like a hippopotamus, but it turns out they only have an 8-month gestational period. Damn you, science!
Her belly doesn’t look that big….her boobs do though.
Isn’t she only like 17 weeks or so? She’s not even half the size she’ll be at the end. I’m not making fun of her though. I’m 8 months pregnant. When your boobs blow up and you aren’t that far along, it makes you look a lot bigger. If she wore a tighter shirt she wouldn’t look as much house-like as she does here.
no way in HELL she’s only 17 weeks! bitch looks twice the size i was at 9 months. i hope they have a crane ready to lift her out of her house when her water breaks.
a few pounds more and she looks pretty much like an ordinary american.
…………………..SO MORE BRAINCELLS ARE “Deleted”.
I want a prego 3 way with Jessica and H Duff. Mmmmmmh…full milf titties and chicks that will eat anything that looks like pickles and ice cream. Nice
The fall of Jessica Simpson’s hottness is one of the worst jokes God has ever played on this earth.
Each one of those mammies is going to need its own area code. Sheesh. Lucky baby.
WALKING PUNCH LINE.
Jessica, I am sure you don’t visit this site, but you are glowing and beautiful!
Aloha