Jessica Simpson Is A House and Other News

December 21st, 2011 // 44 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Ryan Reynolds brought Blake Lively home to meet his parents. [Ed. Note: I'LL MURDELIZE HIM! - SW] [Lainey Gossip]

- Kelly Ripa is nothing with out Regis. NOTHING! [Huffington Post]

- Terrence Howard‘s divorce will expose those racist white ladies who get married to black guys to show everyone how much they hate black guys. [Dlisted]

- This includes a mash-up video of Shakira shaking her ass. Enjoy. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And here’s Doutzen Kroes half-naked video for something or other. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Melanie Iglesias makes it ok to masturbate to stop-frame photography. Well, her and Wallace & Gromit. [Popoholic]

- Rebecca Black just kicked one more stone out of the crumbling foundation of American culture. [TooFab]

-Khloe and Lamar have sparked some sort of civil unrest in Texas. It’s about BBQ, right? Khloe at ALL the BBQ? [TMZ]

- These ads look pretty interes– AHHH! [theCHIVE]

- Here’s where Ashton Kutcher‘s unprotected dick will be nailing models for a while. [Celebslam]

- The search for the world’s greatest headline is over. [FilmDrunk]

- The Most Mistake-Ridden Movies of 2011 according to nerds with no discernable life at all. [Starpulse]

- Paula Patton is in her underwear. [Bossip]

- Rihanna‘s Twitter indicates that she was the victim of some sort of racial verbal assault. Or she’s hammered-ass drunk all the time. [IDLYITW]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Aiko Christine [Heavy]

-How A-Rod and women with gorilla bodies didn’t make this list, I’ll never know. [Bleacher Report]

- The Celebrity Help Haiti Home PSA where LL Cool J manages to mention that he works out. [BuzzFeed]

Follow The Superficial on Facebook || Twitter || Formspring || Mobile

Photo: Pacific Coast News

superficial

  1. Cock Dr

    When’s the wedding?

  2. Mouse

    She’s pregnant. Not fair to call her a house when she’s pregnant (says the sympathizing 6 months pregnant commenter…)

  3. I know what pregnancy can do to your body, but even Selma Hayek would be amazed about this breats

  4. Frank Burns

    Black clothes, black fingernails, odd silver earrings . . . sorry Jessica, I don’t think there’s a big market for Goth maternity wear.

  5. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Huge
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only one who fully expected that sign to be a restaurant menu?

  6. Any Guy

    two words for this FAT DISGUSTING PIG….
    Ali Larter.

    • Here’s two words for you, you inbred, mouth-breathing asshole:

      Take a flying fuck at a rolling donut! Oops, that’s more than two.

    • Bee Bee

      Omg, a woman got pregnant and gained weight. Blasphemy. Sounds like you’ve never been near a vagina before, like you’d know anyways.

  7. JC

    The house that Awesome Blossoms built.

  8. Venom

    For the love of God the woman is pregnant, is it really necessary to attack her?

  9. Danielle

    She’s pregnant! Tacky comment.

    • Juaquin ingles

      Yeah because she’s one of those fat chicks who uses pregnancy as an excuse to double up on her gluttony which already exceeds the sum of Tanzania’s and Ghana’s total yearly food output.*

      *Hunger Magazine, Nov 2011

  10. mrsmass

    who cares if she’s pregnant? you know this bitch is eating everything in sight. don’t they say to gain between 15-25 lbs, not 150 lbs!

  11. Her legs are actually pretty slim and her boobs stick out more than her belly. That’s pretty good for a pregnant woman.
    Those massive jugs make her look much bigger. They are not only sticking straight out, but they are higher and more full than usual.

  12. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Huge
    Guillermo Finklestein
    Commented on this photo:

    She was so HAAAWWT in the Dukes of Hazzard. Now she’s just an immense fart factory. Life sucks.

  13. EricLr

    Won’t you people show some respect for her spoiled, ditzy kid?!?

  14. I think she looks gorgeous. Yes, her body tends to be on the chubby side; and yes, she’s pregnant. But her face looks healthier than I’ve seen it in a while. Could that be contentment?

    And I also gotta point out…I’ll bet getting her pregnant was a total blast!

  15. Jim Bob

    Good thing she’s got her hand on her belly otherwise I’d never know she’s prego. To really draw attention to yourself you’ve gotta put the other hand on the bottom.

    • Juaquin ingles

      Haha yep, and take a shitload of hiked up shirt pics no one wants to see but post them everywhere anyway.

  16. Lynn

    Yes she is pregnant but it’s her poor choice of maternity wear that makes her look even bigger. Why is she choosing a fat man’s polo as a top?

  17. DumDum

    Stupid Ass Headline. She’s pregnant IDIOTS!

  18. Rico Jones

    If Jessica Simpson is a house I would let her land on me just like Dorothy’s house landed on that wicked witch.

  19. Fuck… I was going to make some joke about her being pregnant forever like a hippopotamus, but it turns out they only have an 8-month gestational period. Damn you, science!

  20. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Huge
    jani
    Commented on this photo:

    Her belly doesn’t look that big….her boobs do though.

  21. zil

    Isn’t she only like 17 weeks or so? She’s not even half the size she’ll be at the end. I’m not making fun of her though. I’m 8 months pregnant. When your boobs blow up and you aren’t that far along, it makes you look a lot bigger. If she wore a tighter shirt she wouldn’t look as much house-like as she does here.

    • mrsmass

      no way in HELL she’s only 17 weeks! bitch looks twice the size i was at 9 months. i hope they have a crane ready to lift her out of her house when her water breaks.

  22. forrest gump

    a few pounds more and she looks pretty much like an ordinary american.
    …………………..SO MORE BRAINCELLS ARE “Deleted”.

  23. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Huge
    Horny? Aawh
    Commented on this photo:

    I want a prego 3 way with Jessica and H Duff. Mmmmmmh…full milf titties and chicks that will eat anything that looks like pickles and ice cream. Nice

  24. socool

    The fall of Jessica Simpson’s hottness is one of the worst jokes God has ever played on this earth.

  25. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Huge
    Gunther Luther King
    Commented on this photo:

    Each one of those mammies is going to need its own area code. Sheesh. Lucky baby.

  26. Where is the christian

    WALKING PUNCH LINE.

  27. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Huge
    Davan
    Commented on this photo:

    Jessica, I am sure you don’t visit this site, but you are glowing and beautiful!

    Aloha

Leave A Comment