So Who Wants To See The Sex of Jessica Simpson’s Baby?

February 15th, 2013 // 43 Comments

Do they make “It’s A Spiral-Ham!” cigars? Because now would be a good time to start.

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Eric Johnson
    oh i know
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    christ! does this woman not know how to get into a car??!?

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    oh i know
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    looks like she’s carrying her weight in her top lip!!

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    Snooki's Taint
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    ‘View Full Size’? As if.

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    Inner Retard
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    I just watched Dukes of Hazzard. (It was a hostage situation I had no choice.) Doesn’t this woman have any self-criticism when she looks in the mirror?

    • Just because people like you judge & criticise her, doesn’t mean she should spend her days beating herself up! If she likes what she sees when she looks in the mirror, then that’s all that matters. If you don’t like what you see, you can always look else where, instead of coming to a site and reading articles with her name in the title.

  5. elephantman

    Does this shirt make my ASS look fat?

  6. “I smell a FRENCH FRY UNDER THE DRIVER’S SEAT!”

    • Given the fact that she’s smaller than she was during the first pregnancy, and she’s been working out, you must be smelling yourself. Clearly it ain’t coming from her “end” smh!

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    Juch
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    Reminds me that I have to move a sofa this weekend.

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    Juch
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    How many times a week do you think this guy finds himself carrying a cake box for Simpson? “It will make me look fat if I carry it,” she says.

    • Given the fact that she’s smaller than she was during the first pregnancy, and she’s been working out, I would say, “Not Many!”

      She looks a lot better than she did, the first time around, and that ain’t because of cake!

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    Toe Jam
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    Thank you for not wearing a skirt.

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Eric Johnson
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    “Driver! Take me to my house which I am as big as…”

    • No she’s not, that’s way better than she looked during the first pregnancy. Get your eyes checked!

      • Again, it hasn’t been that long since the pregnancy was announced … there’s still a few months to go. The difference between her last pregnancy and this one will probably end up being about 5 lbs. You watch. And grow a brain while you’re at it :)

  11. Schmidtler

    In her defense, I’d think most people, if they found themselves one day no longer having to earn their living by shaking their ass and looking smoking hot because they became a billionaire selling mumu’s, would probably quit starving themselves or caring too much what the hell they look like.

    • Speech71

      She’s bringing babies into the world as part of a marketing plan to sell maternity wear and no doubt baby clothing. Further, she’s pimping Weight Watchers as a post-natal weight loss program, a deal she no doubt signed before even becoming pregnant. This isn’t motherhood you are seeing, this is sociopathic greed.

      • She’s bringing babies into the world because she wanted them, the maternity wear and/or baby clothing didn’t come till after! If WW is helping her lose the weight after the babies, then so what! And no one can prove that the deal came before she became pregnant, surely you can’t, assume all you want! You are in no position to say how much of a mother she is or isn’t, and that money is what’s keeping the tax payers from having to pay for the babies that she’s making. And that’s a lot more than I can say for a lot of people (Octomom…Helloooo!)

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    Quasi
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    It looks like she’s keeping it together with the health/weight better than she did with her first pregnancy. She must have hired much faster handlers…lol.

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    Sir William
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    My guess is that the sex of the baby will be “Hamburger.”

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    guttboy
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    YYYYYEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!
    This is my kinda view!

    I betcha her husband is getting to like it these days as well.

  15. Dick Hell

    The sonogram showed a wing and a thigh… gender remains unspecified but definitely extra-crispy.

  16. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pregnant Eric Johnson
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    beautifull

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    m
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    Why don’t women wear maternity clothes, tight clothes look awful on pregnant women.

    • Yeah….why don’t you….tell pregnant women what to wear, cause that’s your call to make! And no doubt they’ll listen, cause there’s nothing a grown woman loves more, than someone telling her what she should be doing in “her” life! Thaaaaaat’ll work! Maybe now you can work on curing aids……ending world hunger smh!

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    Julie
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    She actually looks really great here

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    Poor Range Rover, it never had a chance.

  20. Seeing “Jessica Simpson” and “Sex” in the same sentence is a bit titillating (yeah, yeah, I know) but then you throw in the word “Baby” and the images change drastically.

  21. A lot of haters on this sight!

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    John
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    Like to titfuck

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