Jessica Simpson Lands $3 Mil Weight Watchers Deal

The Superficial / December 12, 2011

After rumors circulated a few weeks back, Jessica Simpson has officially signed a $3 million deal with Weight Watchers, according to Page Six. The plan is to have her immediately start shedding her baby weight which seems problematic considering she spent the past two years looking almost exactly the same as she does with a gestating baby in her uterus. So basically Weight Watchers just placed a $3 million bet on Jessica Simpson not eating. I understand millionaires enjoy their gambles, but they’d have better luck betting $10 billion that a shark can not only learn to drive but parallel park without using the rearview. I don’t think anyone here is doubting the greater chance of that. “Parking’s mostly about feel anyway,” I can hear you saying.

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