Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News

- Tom Cruise believes he’s descended from Irish knights now, so I’ll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he’s dyslexic. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan won’t go to rehab now because they won’t let her take Adderall, so this should end well. [Dlisted]

- Legs For Days, and no, these aren’t Amanda Bynes with a blanket over her head. [theCHIVE]

- Ashley Tisdale will be stuck making Scary Movie sequels with that attitude. [tooFab]

- The Fake Kim Jong Un Snickers Ad is Brilliant [BuzzFeed]

- Gwyneth Paltrow did swimsuit photos for Harpers Bazaar. [Popoholic]

- Goddammit, Kate Middleton. Just… goddammit. [IDLYITW]

- Kendall Jenner is art now. Oh, good. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christina Hendricks’ giant breasts can’t say no to Ryan Gosling. [Celebslam]

- Deena Cortese is tweeting bikini photos now. Make it stop. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian quit wearing bras now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Why 50 Cent shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near movies. [FilmDrunk]

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