Good Morning, Jessica Lowndes, And Other News

April 15th, 2013 // 6 Comments

- Tom Cruise believes he’s descended from Irish knights now, so I’ll just assume he forgot the word Jedi because he’s dyslexic. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lindsay Lohan won’t go to rehab now because they won’t let her take Adderall, so this should end well. [Dlisted]

- Legs For Days, and no, these aren’t Amanda Bynes with a blanket over her head. [theCHIVE]

- Ashley Tisdale will be stuck making Scary Movie sequels with that attitude. [tooFab]

- The Fake Kim Jong Un Snickers Ad is Brilliant [BuzzFeed]

- Gwyneth Paltrow did swimsuit photos for Harpers Bazaar. [Popoholic]

- Goddammit, Kate Middleton. Just… goddammit. [IDLYITW]

- Kendall Jenner is art now. Oh, good. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christina Hendricks‘ giant breasts can’t say no to Ryan Gosling. [Celebslam]

- Deena Cortese is tweeting bikini photos now. Make it stop. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian quit wearing bras now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Why 50 Cent shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near movies. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Of course the Duchess likes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.” If you found yourself leading a life of privilege based ultimately on the principle that some people are inherently better than others, what show would make you feel most justified? Other than “Teen Mom.” And “Jerry Springer.” And “Dance Moms.” And “Geordie Shore.”

    Fuck. For a minute there I thought I had a point.

  2. Jessica Lowndes
    Joanne
    Commented on this photo:

    I have NO IDEA who this chick is but I thought it was Amanada Peet and then I was like I don’t remember her rack being that big…strange

  3. Jessica Lowndes
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    For what I have in mind, I suspect that ping pong table is insufficiently sturdy.

  4. mimi

    DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

  5. Im not digging the flapjacks or the Rorschach dress.

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