Jessica Hart in a Bikini and I Forgot About Katy Perry

There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account of labia cyranus. So think of this post as the perfect last-minute sandwich because it’s made by two women instead of one. That’s practically Biblical.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, WireImage