Jessica Hart in a Bikini and I Forgot About Katy Perry

June 22nd, 2010 // 37 Comments

There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account of labia cyranus. So think of this post as the perfect last-minute sandwich because it’s made by two women instead of one. That’s practically Biblical.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, WireImage

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  1. dee
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    Her body isn’t that great in comparison to other Sports Illustrated models.. i.e Bar Rafeli. Her height saves her from looking very average.

  2. iheartsuperfiical

    FIRST!

  3. So
    Commented on this photo:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  4. asdf
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    first!

  5. Pantera

    Can get one off in between her toofs.

    • Bucktoof

      Laughed so hard at that the tears are still pouring! Bum 5 for the “toofs” haven’t heard it in years still LMFAO!

  6. bar room hero

    Who is this?

  7. Commented on this photo:

    That Jessica bitch’s face just screams “What, me worry?”.

  8. Jesus of Nazereth

    Paint that whore purple and she could be a stunt double for that there Avatar moovee.

  9. Who fucked her in the teeth?

  10. jumpin_j

    Katy > Jessica, though with Katy engaged to Russel Brand who looks like he doesn’t take showers, that’s debatable.

  11. Hugh Gentry
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    Katy Perry would be the perfect Wonderwoman. I wonder if she can act?

  12. HotStuff

    Nothing to see here folks!

  13. captain america

    it’s a curse for most americans to walk like this?
    …….BECAUSE THIS IS SELDOM SEEN IN THE UNITED STATES!!

  14. The Clap
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    Negative on the acting.

  15. Mmm….very nice!

    (Jessica Hart, not Katy Perry).

  16. Slut Mary
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    In the fifth pic she looks like that bigfoot video.

  17. Slut Mary

    In the fifth pic she looks like that bigfoot video.

  18. That Jessica bitch’s face screams “What, me worry?”.

  19. there is no roughstitute

    Why does everybody have to look the same? I don’t have a problem with this gap tooth hottie. But she can’t fuck with KP though.

    I know you didn’t make a comparison Fish.

  20. what
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    Body is muscular, lean, good proportions. Face is terrible. Just terrible

  21. It’s nice to start the morning viewing KP’s epic breasts.

  22. RBRanD
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    what does Katy’s tattoo on her bicep say?

  23. RBRanD

    what does katy’s tattoo on her bicep say?

  24. Commented on this photo:

    I have never been motivated to leave a comment here — but are you kidding? This chick is seriously the ugliest thing I have ever seen. And a gross anoxeric body too. You even try to lay on top of her and she will have multiple broken toothpicks –oops, i mean bones. That face could be used to scare reptiles away.

  25. Deacon Jones

    She looks like my girlfriend

  26. Stephanie
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    They are both hawt

  27. Damn, this chick doesn’t need to wear flippers to swim.

  28. mamamiasweetpeaches

    I have no idea who the Hell this is but dear God, what up with the jacked up teeth????

    My daughters all depressed she has to get braces and I explained to her you can be the best looking person in the world -screwed up teeth will make you look like SHIT. Bad teeth is REALLY hard to get past.

    Who was the comedian who said that the thing that pissed them off the most was when celebrities with a lot of money refuse to get their teeth fixed? Was that George Carlin?

  29. Eric

    I’d let her rake my pubes with those teeth

  30. Tragic1
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    Madonna had gapped front teef’s like that. It made her look like a naughty girl. It fit her and I like it on her.

    This Jessica chicks gap wouldn’t even phase me. Makes her look like a dirty girl.

    There are better examples of hot chicks with fucked up toof’s. IE: Jewel, Avril Lavigne, Kirsten Dunst…

  31. Elle

    Katy Perry is a bucket full of hot damn!

  32. Crabby Old Guy
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    It reads “If only the ‘Crabby Old Guy’ from the Fish site would bang me, my life would FINALLY be worth living!”. True. Well, maybe I’m paraphrasing a bit.

  33. Chris
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    where’s the beef, all bones

  34. Ron Burgandy's BallSack
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    Love the gapped tooth.

  35. girls with jacked up teeth always give good head. this girl though scares me… she probably chews on that dick like a beaver chews on wood

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