There’s been a glaring lack of hot chicks on the site today – although some of you were ready to stab a midget for Katie Holmes’ Mom-Ass – so here’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model Jessica Hart in the Hamptons and Katy Perry’s performance at the Much Music Video Awards which I entirely missed on account of labia cyranus. So think of this post as the perfect last-minute sandwich because it’s made by two women instead of one. That’s practically Biblical.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, WireImage
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iheartsuperfiical | June 22, 2010 at 9:28 pm
FIRST!
Pantera | June 22, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Can get one off in between her toofs.
Bucktoof | June 23, 2010 at 8:00 am
Laughed so hard at that the tears are still pouring! Bum 5 for the “toofs” haven’t heard it in years still LMFAO!
bar room hero | June 22, 2010 at 10:15 pm
Who is this?
Jesus of Nazereth | June 22, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Paint that whore purple and she could be a stunt double for that there Avatar moovee.
bitch PLEASE | June 22, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Who fucked her in the teeth?
jumpin_j | June 22, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Katy > Jessica, though with Katy engaged to Russel Brand who looks like he doesn’t take showers, that’s debatable.
HotStuff | June 22, 2010 at 11:26 pm
Nothing to see here folks!
captain america | June 22, 2010 at 11:45 pm
it’s a curse for most americans to walk like this?
…….BECAUSE THIS IS SELDOM SEEN IN THE UNITED STATES!!
thunderstud | June 23, 2010 at 12:06 am
Mmm….very nice!
(Jessica Hart, not Katy Perry).
Slut Mary | June 23, 2010 at 12:25 am
In the fifth pic she looks like that bigfoot video.
Poison Ivy League | June 23, 2010 at 2:19 am
That Jessica bitch’s face screams “What, me worry?”.
there is no roughstitute | June 23, 2010 at 7:21 am
Why does everybody have to look the same? I don’t have a problem with this gap tooth hottie. But she can’t fuck with KP though.
I know you didn’t make a comparison Fish.
FrankNfrtr | June 23, 2010 at 8:00 am
It’s nice to start the morning viewing KP’s epic breasts.
RBRanD | June 23, 2010 at 8:08 am
what does katy’s tattoo on her bicep say?
Deacon Jones | June 23, 2010 at 8:47 am
She looks like my girlfriend
havoc | June 23, 2010 at 9:35 am
Damn, this chick doesn’t need to wear flippers to swim.
mamamiasweetpeaches | June 23, 2010 at 10:03 am
I have no idea who the Hell this is but dear God, what up with the jacked up teeth????
My daughters all depressed she has to get braces and I explained to her you can be the best looking person in the world -screwed up teeth will make you look like SHIT. Bad teeth is REALLY hard to get past.
Who was the comedian who said that the thing that pissed them off the most was when celebrities with a lot of money refuse to get their teeth fixed? Was that George Carlin?
Eric | June 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
I’d let her rake my pubes with those teeth
Elle | June 23, 2010 at 10:27 am
Katy Perry is a bucket full of hot damn!
tamaisawesome00 | June 23, 2010 at 6:37 pm
girls with jacked up teeth always give good head. this girl though scares me… she probably chews on that dick like a beaver chews on wood