Jessica Biel’s Ass Is Amazing And Other News

December 8th, 2011 // 53 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- NBC feels that Ryan Seacrest hasn’t invaded your life enough yet. [Huffington Post]

- The Three Stooges trailer is exactly the turd I was anticipating. [Dlisted]

- With the exception of Kate Upton dressed as a slutty nun. (It’s still goddamn awful.) [Popoholic]

- Stacy Keibler better show up in the bedroom with a few hot friends or she’s as good as gone. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adrianne Curry is topless on Twitter again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Can we start calling Terry Richardson a low-level coke dealer pornographer yet? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr also got naked for something that doesn’t and will never matter at all. [TooFab]

- Geri Halliwell just received the biggest insult in her life. [TMZ]

- This Gordon Ramsay supercut will have you deep inside a pork roast in seconds. Just me? [theCHIVE]

- Brad Pitt after Angelina Jolie told him how many more kids she wants to adopt. [BuzzFeed]

- The good news: Fred Durst‘s music won’t be raping your ear canals anymore. The bad news: He’ll be on your TV now. [FilmDrunk]

- Robin Thicke on his “swirl marriage” which is something I’d never comfortably say in a barber shop. [Bossip]

- Joe Manganiello isn’t all giant penis and ripped abs. (At night, alone in the dark, he is… he is…) [The Fab Life]

- Jennifer Aniston‘s home-wrecking year of love. [Popsugar]

- There are easier ways to commit suicide than this. [Heavy]

- The Hottest Athlete of Each of the Last 25 Years [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    Govt. Cheese
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    She needs to be dating a Black Man with a Big Wang!

  2. Not much *thumbs down*

  3. Deacon Jones

    Annnnnnnd, no actual shot of the ass from behind,….nice work paps.

    You can get a picture of the royal couple, 10 miles out from a helicopter, but cant get an ass shot when you’re right friggin next to her?

  4. Roughen

    “The Three Stooges trailer is exactly the turd I was anticipating”

    Please, tell me one of the A-holes off YouTube produced this…

  5. cc

    How about a pic of her ass to go with the headline? *angry face*

  6. I think she and Pippa should have an ass-off.

  7. Frank Burns

    And we’re supposed to believe that the perpetually pre-pubescent metrosexual Timberlake can satisfy that ass? Yeah, right . . .

  8. Her ass is nice. The face, not so much.

  9. bi chick

    What are you people bitching about, the profile of an ass like this is amazing. Jessica Biel=WIN. And, I could do more for her than JT :)

  10. bi chick

    Oh and, Pippa’s pancake doesn’t hold a candle to this

  11. ace11

    JT was probably hanging with some blonde, while Biel was with Letterman

  12. Lt. Dan


    • Trek Girl

      I didn’t know so many people here didn’t like Jessica Beil’s face. I don’t disagree, mind you, I just wasn’t expecting it.

      I’ve never been a fan of her or looks, but I liked her face much more before she got the nose job and whatever else she did to make her face look so different.

    • Venom

      She is definitely not a butterface, she just does not use a lot of makeup which is fine by me. A true butterface would be someone like AnnaLynne McCord.

      • Trek Girl

        I don’t think it’s the makeup that makes her unattractive facial-wise, it’s the nose job and other alterations she’s made that make her unattractive, at least to me.
        Her facial features were much more balanced before, and they certainly aren’t now.

  13. Venom

    It truly is a great ass to be worshiped and revered.

    There can be no ass off between her and Pippa because Pippa has no ass.

  14. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Damn this chick rocks the stair-master in her sleep.

  15. tom

    Much better than C. Stoden.

  16. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Yes, she has a great ass but, it is not shown full size as the link suggested (view full size). There is no way her ass is 2 fingers thick. I am just saying.

  17. Northeast Pennsylvania Association of Scrapple Producers

    Sure, she has an incredible ass, but has anyone considered what a curse it is to her to have such a nice ass? dontcha know she’d be considered for oscar worthy dramatic roles, except everyone in Hollywood is just jelly of her and her sweet, sweet ass.

  18. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Good Lord. I need to bite that.

  19. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Don’t bother asking that ass to quit, ’cause it won’t listen.

  20. gigi

    gorgeous body… she’s lost weight tho— looking harsh & stringy… wrong path

    • 65-C. Lissemore

      Quite a opinion, but not enough to have dumb ass haters in the world that guys never come back with a change.

  21. Aggie

    Who’s looking at her ass when she’s got a vagina in her face?

  22. Her EVERYTHING is amazing.

  23. I think she has the best ass on the planet. The rest of her body is also very sexy.

  24. forrest gump

    believe it or not: THE SIZE OF HER TURD IS TWICE AS BIG AS USUAL, folks!!

  25. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Butterface. Meh.

  26. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    Astronaut Jones
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    Its good, but I’ve seen better on non celebs, plus she’s a butterface.

  27. 75-M. Lissemore

    As i agree, everything on her is amazing by 92%, plus her best ass has been always amazing, 250%

  28. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Jessica, is the hottest woman in Hollywood

  29. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    i would pump that shit..

  30. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
    King Diamond
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    Smoking hot!

  31. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    Man, did I use the zoom feature on that free range ham, or what!?!? Yummy!!!!

  32. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    she looks a lot like sofia vergara here

  33. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Dress
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    wow is all i can say damn look at this beauty

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