Jessica Biel’s Ass Is Amazing And Other News

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- NBC feels that Ryan Seacrest hasn’t invaded your life enough yet. [Huffington Post]

- The Three Stooges trailer is exactly the turd I was anticipating. [Dlisted]

- With the exception of Kate Upton dressed as a slutty nun. (It’s still goddamn awful.) [Popoholic]

- Stacy Keibler better show up in the bedroom with a few hot friends or she’s as good as gone. [Lainey Gossip]

- Adrianne Curry is topless on Twitter again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Can we start calling Terry Richardson a low-level coke dealer pornographer yet? [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr also got naked for something that doesn’t and will never matter at all. [TooFab]

- Geri Halliwell just received the biggest insult in her life. [TMZ]

- This Gordon Ramsay supercut will have you deep inside a pork roast in seconds. Just me? [theCHIVE]

- Brad Pitt after Angelina Jolie told him how many more kids she wants to adopt. [BuzzFeed]

- The good news: Fred Durst’s music won’t be raping your ear canals anymore. The bad news: He’ll be on your TV now. [FilmDrunk]

- Robin Thicke on his “swirl marriage” which is something I’d never comfortably say in a barber shop. [Bossip]

- Joe Manganiello isn’t all giant penis and ripped abs. (At night, alone in the dark, he is… he is…) [The Fab Life]

- Jennifer Aniston’s home-wrecking year of love. [Popsugar]

- There are easier ways to commit suicide than this. [Heavy]

- The Hottest Athlete of Each of the Last 25 Years [Bleacher Report]

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