- Taylor Swift is stalking the Kennedys. [Lainey Gossip]
- Guys, sometimes we have just to have see things from their perspective. [theCHIVE]
- Kim Kardashian‘s divorce from her previous fake marriage is holding up her newest fake marriage. [Dlisted]
- The Texas A&M shooter was really into guns, Glenn Beck and.. Kingdom Hearts? [BuzzFeed]
- Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel are obviously taking turns looking the hottest. [Popoholic]
- Alec Baldwin is still an asshole. [Celebslam]
- Cheryl Tweedy (Cole, whatever.) looks hot even in a sweater. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Turtle is still scoring chicks. [TooFab]
- Nicole Trunfio topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Robert Pattinson rang the opening bell at the NYSE today which explains why you’re 401k put on eyeliner this morning. [Just Jared]
- John Travolta‘s receiving a “Golden Eye” award. Too.. many.. penis.. jokes.. [Starpulse]
- The Master is seriously not about Scientology, you guys. Now look at these pics where Joaquin Phoenix gets audited by a Scientologist. [FilmDrunk]
- Here’s how Twitter reacted to Kenny G‘s divorce. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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Way to not leverage your assets.
manzee face
“Your 401k”.
That’s it girl. Come to papa!
Quote from the article in that Baldwin link:
“Remember when the only people who read from the pulpit were kid-touchers? Can we go back to that? Because I’d rather get old priest goo injected into my lower intestine than listen to that pompous tool go on and on about how we can’t get to heaven unless we vote for Obama.”
Fuck you, Celebslam
Is it hot in here, or is it HER?
Jessica Biel. A permanent fixture in my spank bank. She’s pretty fucking hot. Why is she not a bigger star than she already is?
because her face is horrific to look at, her personality is pure bitch, and she can’t act her way out of a wet paper bag. I’m guessing you put way too much stock in the power of a fabulous ass.
i dont get what is “horrific” about her face or why everyone thinks shes a butterface…she may be a talentless bitch but she has beautiful green eyes, full lips, and lovely skin…ive seen a lot worse
None of those things matter to the fapping community.
I’d take Miley Cyrus over Jessica Biel any day.
We know Billy Ray. We know.
I’d take Miley too!!! She looks like she’d be a lot of fun, meanwhile this wax figure looks like she’d be too into herself to please anyone!
*yawn* she’s so boooooring
Guys, Horshack died! :(
Her picture is next to Butterface in the dictionary.
What guy could take one look at her bitch face and not be scared shitless she’d cut his dick off the instant he got caught eyeing another broad’s tits? Run, JT, run for your fucking life!!!!!!
shes gorgeous and her body is perfection!
shes so gorgeous!!! how people think this is an unattractive face is beyond me
Gorgeous…
Perfect body…
Ah, I’m no hater but… this chick’s a little overrated.
Have you seen her on The Daily Show? Even Jon Stewart couldn’t make an interview with her fun.
She looks better in the next shot.
Yeah, see? Better from a distance.
that is what i call a meaty ass
Gorgeous, but comes with herpes.
Looking pasty and bony; but flabby around the right elbow
….and this fugly egomaniac thinks she doesn’t get hired because she’s “too beautiful”? GMAFB