Jessica Biel Wore This And Other News

- Taylor Swift is stalking the Kennedys. [Lainey Gossip]

- Guys, sometimes we have just to have see things from their perspective. [theCHIVE]

- Kim Kardashian’s divorce from her previous fake marriage is holding up her newest fake marriage. [Dlisted]

- The Texas A&M shooter was really into guns, Glenn Beck and.. Kingdom Hearts? [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Biel are obviously taking turns looking the hottest. [Popoholic]

- Alec Baldwin is still an asshole. [Celebslam]

- Cheryl Tweedy (Cole, whatever.) looks hot even in a sweater. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Turtle is still scoring chicks. [TooFab]

- Nicole Trunfio topless, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Robert Pattinson rang the opening bell at the NYSE today which explains why you’re 401k put on eyeliner this morning. [Just Jared]

- John Travolta’s receiving a “Golden Eye” award. Too.. many.. penis.. jokes.. [Starpulse]

- The Master is seriously not about Scientology, you guys. Now look at these pics where Joaquin Phoenix gets audited by a Scientologist. [FilmDrunk]

- Here’s how Twitter reacted to Kenny G’s divorce. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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