Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have barely been married a month and already she wants the two of them to act together because the key to a good marriage is suffocation. Hours upon hours of suffocation. Leave no hope for escape. Via Us Magazine:
“I think you have to be very careful about working with your partner. But that would be so much fun; I absolutely adore him. I actually would prefer him to direct me in something. I think that would be the way to go.”
Of course, what’s hilarious about all this is that movie sets are where Justin Timberlake goes to be alone with his thoughts but mostly just bangs anything and everything. Except now with Jessica Biel there, he’ll have to just bang his wife because she’ll probably want to sleep in the same trailer or some crazy bullshit. “Oh, so now I’m supposed to not get blown by the chick from craft services while I eat my Danish? When’s going to my time, Jessica? My time?” (That’s how you teach her.)
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“I actually would prefer him to direct me”
Justin:
“Go to the kitchen and make me a sammy bitch. There, you’ve been directed.”
Yeah, like she hasn’t done her fair share of acting for him in the bedroom already.
Maybe they should produce and release direct to the internet an indie sex tape.
My thoughts exactly.
idk, does anyone want to see JT crying, screaming and running away at the sight of a vagina?
These are professionals we’re talking about here. I’m sure she’ll be every bit as cool with him doing love scenes with other actresses as Jennifer Garner is with Ben Affleck casting Kristen Stewart in his next movie.
Now that the fiscal cliff issue has been resolved, now we can move on to other pressing matters in this country…
For example, how do we get Justin Timberlake to stop acting?
You. Are. Not. Good. At. It.
On the plus side, with her old man acting or directing, maybe now Jessica will do more nudity and some good ol’ raunchy sex shit! Love to see her playing the flute and swallowing the notes.
That top needs a belt if you know what I’m saying and I think you do.
Better hope Chris Brown doesn’t read that comment.
Looks like a sequined pajama
perhaps he can direct you on how not to dress like a Golden Girl.
Well according to a previous interview, he’s actually the one who dresses her. So…yeah….
Then what the hell is being his beard? Actresses everywhere dream of getting a gig that huge and lucrative. Ungrateful.
So she adores him and would love to be bossed around. Sounds like she’s dropping hints for the casting directors of 50 Shades of Grey.
She needs to chill out on the bangs.
Way to look your best, jesus.
“For the next scene, Jess, you’ll wear high heels, garters, and fishnets, bend over and touch your toes, and snap your garter. How’s that for directing?”
“When’s going to my time, Jessica? My time?” (That’s how you teach her grammar.)
Someone PLEASE bitch slap her hairdresser. Girl needs to ditch the bangs.
or she could just grow them really long, to cover up her entire donkey face.
Is it just me or is she pregnant? I seen her looking chubby in a recent pic. That would be the only reason i could see why he would marry that ugly thing.
I’ll never understand why women with big faces with big, strong features pull their hair back. Keep your hair down. And, I agree, lose the bangs.
Pant suits like this never look good especially on big-boned, athletic women like Jessica. #fashionfail
This skeletorhead dudechick is ugly.
does she have more teeth than the average person?
Must suck to be Ms. Biel, knowing her movie roles will dry up with her looks.
She looks like she has smelly trench breath.
Two stupid bitches.
Guess they are going to announcement she is pregnant next. Justin and Jessica’s career is drying up and not even a marriage and baby will save it. Those bang are hidious!
OK, Scarlett. Just smile and listen. The key to keeping a man is clinginess. Relentless, unstoppable clinginess. He goes to a party, you go too. Catch him crawling out the window, put bars on them. Threatens restraining order tell him the “other” Scarlett wouldn’t like that. Eventually, he’ll see you’re meant for each other.