Jessica Biel Already Wants To Act With Justin Timberlake. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have barely been married a month and already she wants the two of them to act together because the key to a good marriage is suffocation. Hours upon hours of suffocation. Leave no hope for escape. Via Us Magazine:
“I think you have to be very careful about working with your partner. But that would be so much fun; I absolutely adore him. I actually would prefer him to direct me in something. I think that would be the way to go.”
Of course, what’s hilarious about all this is that movie sets are where Justin Timberlake goes to be alone with his thoughts but mostly just bangs anything and everything. Except now with Jessica Biel there, he’ll have to just bang his wife because she’ll probably want to sleep in the same trailer or some crazy bullshit. “Oh, so now I’m supposed to not get blown by the chick from craft services while I eat my Danish? When’s going to my time, Jessica? My time?” (That’s how you teach her.)