Jessica Alba’s Bra Is Black And Other News

October 5th, 2012 // 22 Comments

- Mariah Carey told Barbara Walters that Nicki Minaj wants to shoot her. Nope, this isn’t getting out of hand at all. [Dlisted]

- Justin Timberlake is secretly recording an album. [Lainey Gossip]

- There was a time when Sarah Jessica Parker was attractive, so naturally Robert Downey Jr. was all over that. [theCHIVE]

- The Presidential debate has one of those crazy Taiwanese animations now. [BuzzFeed]

- Rose McGowan‘s ass is oddly hypnotic. I’ll give her that. [Popoholic]

- Don’t call Christina Hendricks “full-figured” to her face. [TooFab]

- Miranda Kerr in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The time someone thought it’d be a good day to let Liam Neeson go live on ESPN to talk about a sport he knows nothing about. [FilmDrunk]

- Milla Jovovich looking crazy hot for DT Spain. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Roger Moore‘s James Bond would never rape you like Sean Connery‘s. That’s how I read this. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. cc

    The frontrunner in the ‘Ultimate MILF Competition’

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    James Deen's Peen
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    Does ANYONE care that she is a horrible fucking actress?

  3. Yep, forget the election nonsense… this is the hard-hitting kind of news that really affects me.

  4. Cyrus Willard

    Pardon me, may I?

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    anonym
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    nope. I don’t care that she sucks as an actress.

    but this is totally doing nothing for my dick.

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    anonym
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    “I farted. pftthhehaha”

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    No, no Jessica, it’s the guy in front of you who has to bend down!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    There’s a gap there. Good thing I have the perfect thing to fill it.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Are those tits or a pointillism masterpiece?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Oh look a baby with a camera, how shweeet!!! Hey, he’s taking pics of my tits!

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    U-tt
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    i wouldn’t fill that gap even if i was paid for it. She is so ugly.

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    Just evil
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    Masterpiece?? Are you blind?

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    total
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    OMG does anyone seriously find that face attractive?

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    Tiggles
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    How’s that hi-fiber diet working out for you, Jessica?

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    Grandpa Alba
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    Don’t worry about us. Whip out the girls for the right role. Or the wrong role.

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    Yeah...ok
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    She was topless in the movie The Sleeping Dictionary

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    The Mako
    Commented on this photo:

    No role would’ve been elevated by nudity? Yeah, nobody expects a stripper to actually STRIP. Especially not in a place called “Sin City”. What next? They’ll want people playing cowboys to ride horses, and people playing cops to have badges and guns! Hey man, don’t crowd my acting mojo…I’ll just, y’know, ACT like I’m a stripper and people will just get it, without any actual stripping.,,even though I suck as an actress…

    Jessica Biel’s stripper movie may have sucked, but at least her character did her f*cking job!!

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