Jessica Alba is Lactating and Other News

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- Jessica Simpson’s stalker wrote a tell-all book about his make believe love affair with her. [Huffington Post]

- Serena Williams is “not the one.” [Dlisted]

- And she’s not the only “not the one.” Spontaneous athlete rage always makes sense, right? [Bleacher Report]

- George Clooney drank Brangelina under the table. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica-Jane Clement from it doesn’t matter at all is in her underwear. Barely. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Tulisa Contostavlos is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The mystery and allure behind Adam Sandler productions is finally revealed. [FilmDrunk]

- I’m honestly surprised George Lucas hasn’t photoshopped his dick across each one of these shots. [theCHIVE]

- And now, even classic movies aren’t safe from his meddling. [BuzzFeed]

- Well played, Jennifer Love Hewitt, well played. [Popoholic]

- The Creative Arts Emmys usually go by unnoticed except this year Seth Green and the reason why being him is awesome showed up. [TooFab]

- Katt Williams is fine everyone. Nothing to see here, move along. [Bossip]

- David Cronenberg did NOT bang his wife in front of the cast of A History Of Violence. [Starpulse]

- Mila Kunis: “Friends With Benefits will make you horny.” [Just Jared]

- Victoria Beckham remembered 9/11 by shopping at Prada and Balenciaga. [Popsugar]

- Tracy Morgan spent four minutes in a closet with someone and the result was not murder. [Heavy]

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