Jessica Alba is Lactating and Other News

September 12th, 2011 // 15 Comments

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- Jessica Simpson‘s stalker wrote a tell-all book about his make believe love affair with her. [Huffington Post]

- Serena Williams is “not the one.” [Dlisted]

- And she’s not the only “not the one.” Spontaneous athlete rage always makes sense, right? [Bleacher Report]

- George Clooney drank Brangelina under the table. [Lainey Gossip]

- Jessica-Jane Clement from it doesn’t matter at all is in her underwear. Barely. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Tulisa Contostavlos is in a bikini. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- The mystery and allure behind Adam Sandler productions is finally revealed. [FilmDrunk]

- I’m honestly surprised George Lucas hasn’t photoshopped his dick across each one of these shots. [theCHIVE]

- And now, even classic movies aren’t safe from his meddling. [BuzzFeed]

- Well played, Jennifer Love Hewitt, well played. [Popoholic]

- The Creative Arts Emmys usually go by unnoticed except this year Seth Green and the reason why being him is awesome showed up. [TooFab]

- Katt Williams is fine everyone. Nothing to see here, move along. [Bossip]

- David Cronenberg did NOT bang his wife in front of the cast of A History Of Violence. [Starpulse]

- Mila Kunis: “Friends With Benefits will make you horny.” [Just Jared]

- Victoria Beckham remembered 9/11 by shopping at Prada and Balenciaga. [Popsugar]

- Tracy Morgan spent four minutes in a closet with someone and the result was not murder. [Heavy]

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  1. The lactating makes up for her all around lacking.

  2. Banastre Trent - Wordsworth

    MMM , Got Milk?

  3. Rough, the one with jersey # 10

    Hey Cash? You’re eight babies behind, ya loafer.

  4. love the booty shake video serena, can just imagine what a ride fucking you is, i’m all up for it– holla!

  5. I’m sure she’s squirting vegan soy milk out of those veiny fun bags.

  6. Parker

    I’d like to stuff her hot little behind full of my penis.

  7. Tracy Morgan

    Hey i’ve spent a lot more than four minutes in the closet.

  8. What a retard

    Everyone rips on Jessica Alba, but she’s still one of the hottest pieces of ass around…

  9. Michael

    If she can get back in the shape she was in “Machete” (that was a great movie, what is everyone on about?), then I’ll give her a fighting chance. The veiny boobs aren’t a turn-on to me.

  10. See Alice

    That’s not a picture of JLo you can’t fool me.

  11. forrest gump

    I wonder: who will give this mexican cheater a serious job?
    …………………besides being a CALL GIRL?

  12. Sowhat

    I don’t really like her face, she’s not ugly but not extraordinary. But her smile is cute and nice titties,though.

  13. SMB

    RE: Kat Williams
    …what’s the problem? he’s a comedian, right? as long as he’s on a stage with a microphone, it’s all just comedy, right?

  14. Blech

    She looks great to me. Keeps young and fresh faced, which is way more than I can say for half the crack-addict-looking scrubs in Hollywoods!

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