Jessica Alba Is Here To Knock Out Some Pageviews

I honestly don’t know if people are even into Jessica Alba anymore, but here are 33 pics of her hard nipples and red leather dress anyway. Also, I have to write about goddamn Amber Heard and Johnny Depp again, so is it cool if I just hang out here for a bit? I just want to feel safe and meditate.

*pulls out Jessica Alba bikini photos*

What? What did I write back there? — Meditate? Haha! Close.

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