Jesse James Starts Over, Continues Looking Insane

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Jesse James took a page from the PR playbook and spouted quotes about “starting his life over” in an interview with People:

Although James takes “full accountability” for his betrayal of Bullock, he isn’t dwelling on past mistakes. “I’m moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better person. … I have started life over.” James, who recently shut down WCC and relocated his family and work to rural Texas, says, “I’ve made my world pretty small. Now I can focus on what’s important: making sure [my] kids get good grades and are happy and healthy.

Honestly, this kind of quote is expected from a guy who plowed through a bunch of whores including his own employee and some Nazi trash while married to America’s Sweetheart and it may seem like it could easily be passed over. Normally I would agree, except every time I see a photo of this guy, he either looks batshit crazy or seconds away from homicide (see: photo above). What I’m really saying is that this guy is a bubbling cauldron of rage and is going to freak out any minute. Mark it down, you heard it here first.

Photo: Getty

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