Jesse James Starts Over, Continues Looking Insane

May 3rd, 2011 // 25 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Jesse James took a page from the PR playbook and spouted quotes about “starting his life over” in an interview with People:

Although James takes “full accountability” for his betrayal of Bullock, he isn’t dwelling on past mistakes. “I’m moving forward, thinking clearly and becoming a better person. … I have started life over.” James, who recently shut down WCC and relocated his family and work to rural Texas, says, “I’ve made my world pretty small. Now I can focus on what’s important: making sure [my] kids get good grades and are happy and healthy.

Honestly, this kind of quote is expected from a guy who plowed through a bunch of whores including his own employee and some Nazi trash while married to America’s Sweetheart and it may seem like it could easily be passed over. Normally I would agree, except every time I see a photo of this guy, he either looks batshit crazy or seconds away from homicide (see: photo above). What I’m really saying is that this guy is a bubbling cauldron of rage and is going to freak out any minute. Mark it down, you heard it here first.

Photo: Getty

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  1. Mark R

    “Shit. ‘Forgot my eyelashes again.”

  2. Dan

    “plowed through a bunch of whores including his own employee and some Nazi trash while married to America’s Sweetheart”

    Fish will be proud of this one…

  3. He’s got that look the Terminator has on his face, when he’s got all that computer targeting shit going on behind his eyeballs, based on what he’s looking at.
    Homosexual – terminate
    Homosexual – terminate
    Homosexual – terminate
    Oh no wait, my bad, I forgot neo-Nazi bikers were totally down with gay pride.

  4. Jesse James
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the face of a man thinking about wearing another person’s skin.

  5. spookyfish

    Wasn’t he going to be part of the adoption for the black child Sandra now parents?
    I was reading somewhere that he intentionally left that part out of his memoir because it was to painful to talk about.
    Sure it was. I guess he couldn’t handle a black child calling him daddy.

  6. Bucky Barnes

    Jesse definitely looks like he’s listening to voices in his head. I’d like to think the voices belong to Tony Orlando and Dawn.

  7. Seriously, even where he’s smiling, he looks on the verge of a psychotic episode.

    Oh, and rural Texas? Yeah, no one ever goes crazy and kills people there.

  8. Let this be a lesson to men everywhere. If you don’t learn how to tie a full windsor knot, you’ll look like a douchebag.

    Actually BEING a douchebag doesn’t win Jesse any points here either.

  9. Jesse James
    Commented on this photo:

    Oops I think one of the heroin condoms broke….

  10. The Critical Crassness

    Putting a douchebag in a suit, even a nicely tailored one doesn’t make him any less of a douche. It is just like putting lipstick on a pig. All you have is a pig wearing lipstick or a douche wearing a suit.

  11. youcandieNOW

    He reminds me of this mentally retarded guy that used to do odd jobs for my family. He was strong as an ox and could work on fence posts all day but one day my poor granny saw him walking on the side of the road and decided to give him a ride home and he proceeded to masturbate in the back seat.

  12. He’s not aging that well, but his beard is. It’s perpetually 3 days old.

  13. Just wondering why they have a wind tunnel at the Gay and Lesbian Center.


    Between the STDs he gave Kat vonD and the STDs she gave him maybe he’s not psychotic as much as dying to scratch his nuts!

  15. the captain

    he has a wry face.
    ….OR IS IT HIS TIE, folks?

  16. Poor guy was born with his eyes upside down.

  17. Jesse James, at the exact moment he realized where he was.

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