Jesse James: ‘Kat Von D is Better Than Sandra in Bed’

May 5th, 2011 // 102 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Jesse James gave a heartfelt interview on ABC’s Nightline where he talked about “starting over” and what a simple, gentle father he has become. This is a guy who is trying to protect his kids from the harsh spotlight that celebrity can sometimes bring especially during a controversial divorce. Which is of course why he went on Howard Stern yesterday and talked about what a great lay Kat Von D is and how he never fully trusted or felt comfortable with Sandra Bullock. Radar reports:

In a raunchy appearance on Howard Stern’s Sirius satellite show today, James gave a thumbs up to fiancée Kat Von D for her prowess in the sack. He then alluded that Sandra Bullock lacks talent in dancing the horizontal manbo.

When asked by Howard who is better?

That one is an easy no-brainer…Kat Von D. One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.

I can’t claim to know which of these women are better in the sack, but if I had to guess, I’d say that Jesse James is a stupid asshole. The problem here is that he is promoting a book titled American Outlaw. Going around with all this sensitivity nonsense probably wasn’t jiving with his handlers who want to milk this bad boy angle for all its worth. “Yeah, yeah Jesse that’s great you love your kids blah blah, how bout this? You start talking about the time Sandy admitted she was a lesbian when she wouldn’t let you tattoo ‘Monster Garage’ above her vagina.” “But that never happ– oh, I get it now.”

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  1. Ashley

    “That’s a no brainer. I hate to say Kat because she’ll eat me if I don’t.”

  2. As if this man couldn’t be any more of a douche, he just had to throw this in. Suave.

    • Merry

      I can’t agree with you more! Sandra is a real class act. She really didn’t say much about him after he screwed her over. She could have said all kinds of nasty things but she chose not to.

      So he cheats on his wife with a bunch of skanks, and than proceeds to humiliate her further by discussing what happened in the bedroom! You would think that he would appreciate a woman that was willing to marry him even though he came with baggage! Sandra practically raised his daughter for him!

      Yes he is a real douche in every sense of the word!

  3. If you’re surprised by these facts there is a good chance you are mentally retarded.

  4. TomFrank

    Like it would be news to anyone that Tattoo Chick screws better than the actress dubbed “America’s Sweetheart.”

    Plus, everyone knows crazy chicks are better fucks, right?

  5. NeNe

    I didn’t think it was possible, but everytime this a*hole opens his mouth, she becomes more of a douchebag. Yes, knowing that that disgusting creature Kat is good in bed, doesn’t mean a damn thing. It just proves she is an even bigger PIGGY then I originally thought. He needs to STFU, because he’s kids will eventually see his book and videos and they will then understand what a P.O.S. their father really is.

    I think that Sandra needs to pull a Lorena Bobbett on his ass, and then that would hopefully this this a*hole up. Too bad that Sandra is too much of a lady to do it. But, I would bet, once he starts cheating on PIGGY Kat, and we all know he will, she seems like the perfect one to slice of is PRICK for good.

  6. NeNe

    typo:

    I didn’t think it was possible, but everytime this a*hole opens his mouth, he becomes more of a douchebag. Yes, knowing that that disgusting creature Kat is good in bed, doesn’t mean a damn thing. It just proves she is an even bigger PIGGY then I originally thought. He needs to STFU, because his kids will eventually see his book and videos and they will then understand what a P.O.S. their father really is.

    I think that Sandra needs to pull a Lorena Bobbett on his ass, and then that would hopefully shut this a*hole up. Too bad that Sandra is too much of a lady to do it. But, I would bet, once he starts cheating on PIGGY Kat, and we all know he will, she seems like the perfect one to slice off is PRICK for good.

    • Yeah, Sandra is such a little princess that she had to marry a guy EVERYONE already knew was a douchebag with history of marrying porn stars.

      Sandra wanted to take a ride on the bad boy wildside and got exactly what she wanted out of it. So can we cut the crocodile tear sympathy?

  7. Johnny Cage

    Radical mind day and night all the time
    Seven to fourteen, wise, divine
    Maniac, brainiac, winning the game….

  8. CC

    Kat and Jessie in bed probably looks like someone ate and puked up a box of crayons.
    Anyone that would take Kat over Sandra is insane!

    • DKNY

      Maybe their pending nuptials will be sponsored by Crayola.

    • Insane unless they were just looking for a good time and not a day of black baby photo ops.

      • I guess the fact that Jesse was married to a Pornstar before wasn’t enough of a red flag for Sandra?? Honestly, sometimes I get more mad at the women, bc they make other women look so stupid and naive. You can’t change a man, especially a trailer trash Nazi pig, so stop trying. You’ll only end up having your lack of sexual prowess blasted on Howard Stern, with everyone going “Well no shit, the tattooed cumdumpster was the better fuck!”

    • Edwin

      I would take them both.

  9. a pornstar

    of course she’s great in bed she’s been practicing with her dad and brother since she was 9 years old.

    Sandra Bullock giving JJ props at her Oscar win, that needs the memory delete button.

  10. I_HEART_HUCKABEES

    What a disgusting-ass graffiti covered slut. Actually, BOTH of them. To hell with all you “inked girls” or whatever stupid name you give yourselves. It’s high time the tattoo fad was kicked back into the closet and nazi fetish clubs where it belongs.

    As for Obergruppenfurher James, I guess “good in bed” for him equates to fucking a garbage bag that’s been left out in the sun for a week.

    I’d cut my arm off for 5 minutes in the sack with Miss Bullock. And I bet she does anal, too.

    • Johnny Cage

      Agreed, leave your bodies natural ladies. You look beautiful the way God made you. Tattoos may look good on Yakuza hitmen, Derrick Vinyard and on occasion, a ninja but as a for a chick…nah. If there’s anything I can equate it to, it’s like when men put on those huge earrings that only Elizabeth Taylor would wear.

      • im pretty sure that some women who get tattoos DONT do it for YOU. and please dont come at me with, but what about tramp stamps or whatever.. no. girls like Kat actually love tattoos…and there are guys (obviously) who happen to dig it. stop complaining.

      • Johnny Cage

        Yeah SOME women don’t, but MOST of them do. I shave my scrotum for them, they don’t get tattoos for me..Comprender?

  11. Deacon Jones

    I hated this guy as far back as I can remember.

    He’s a miserable fuck and a poser.

  12. Toddstar

    Is that a dugout she’s carrying around?

  13. Rick

    Sandra Bullock is a neurotic pinchy-faced masculine control freak. She’s a favorite of chicks who buy People Magazine and read it cover to cover. No doubt she’s a cold fish in bed but he got what he deserved by being a social climber (and she got what she deserved by marrying a guy who behaved just like his reputation said he would, even as she tried to “change” him). Now they’re both with the type of people they’re better suited to – he’s with a tattooed freakgirl, and she’s with a tiny monkey she can train.

    • May

      Racist ass!!! If you have nothing to say, then shut up.

    • the only opinion that matters

      Rick you arse, Sandra has never ever come off as neurotic and most women I know are control freaks to a certain extent, and I include myself in this category. What do you mean no doubt she is a cold fish in bed? Why is there no doubt? Have you slept with her? Maybe Jesse sucks in bed and didn’t do it for Sandra. The ONLY thing I agreed with is that they should never have married each other. You racist pig calling her little boy that. I have a image in my head of you Rick, you are sitting in your trailer, wearing your wifebeater with cheap beer in your hand waiting for you welfare cheque to arrive. Nobody with even an ounce of class would call her child or any child that.

      • the only opinion that truly matters

        …is Rick’s.

        LMAO@”tiny monkey she can train” – that’s putting it a little bluntly, but cross-racial adoption is criticized by blacks for exactly that type of motivation on the part of the ever-so-virtuous blue-eyed devils.

  14. suck it

    I wonder what she looks like without one of her many wigs on?

  15. Billy Rubin

    only a mental midget would say the women he is with is worse in bed than the previous woman , so …

  16. dontllooknow

    I got news for you Jesse James: what one food makes a woman lose all her sexual desire? Wedding Cake.

  17. horny pig

    I agree whores are usually better in bed ..

  18. Coyote

    Back in 2007 when I lived in New Orleans he was on a local radio station talking about how he could only climax when doing anal sex, which proves he is actually Gay, and in the closet

  19. socool

    The other difference between them is Sandra is hot as hell and Kate von D is fucking disgusting.

  20. This is what a pathetic man says to try to convince himself and the world that he’s not sad.

  21. He’s a douche. But OF COURSE Kat’s better in bed. If you have tats on your taint, you’re probably not too concerned about which hole Jesse’s nazi-schlong is ramming.

  22. Arzach

    1. No man is going to say that his ex is better in bed than his actual girlfriend, never.
    2. You have to be the biggest asshole to say it publicly, it shows he’s just white trash.

  23. Frank Burns

    Kat Von D must be better at restraining her laughter and when Jessie drops his pants.

  24. Bluth

    You know what this means… someone is now allowed to go in through the butthole!

  25. Is that a lawn jockey on her shoulder or is it Michael Jackson in The Wiz? I can’t tell if this woman hates black people or loves effeminate man-children.

  26. the captain

    good point but sandra really cares about people!!

  27. Donald Trump

    This bitch looks like a bad tranny. I guess JJ prefers a woman impersonator to the real deal. Whatever works for you.

  28. mike

    maybe, but I don’t.

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    amanda
    Commented on this photo:

    is it just me or do those glasses look extra ridiculous since she chopped off half her nose?

  30. Kelley

    Loving the comments on this post !! But seriously sick of hearing about this fucking tosser … I only hope The Karma Wagon is on the go …

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    lauryn
    Commented on this photo:

    she has such a wide neck and that tattoo only accentuates it.

  32. JOSH

    i wonder if her vagina is plastic like her face is and boobs are? im talking about kat btw.

  33. Elle

    Fact still remains Kat; he’s only with you cause you look like Bombshell except you smell a little better.

  34. wilsjay

    This mannequin from Macy’s I stenciled on is better in bed than my ex-wife.

  35. Is this a slow news day? What else would explain a headline like:

    “Man says new chick is better lay than old chick”…no shit? Alert the fucking media, that NEVER happens!

    I’m not even going to get into “tattoo’d crazy chick who was likely sexually abused by Uncle is better in sack than chick who acts like she farts rainbows”.

  36. little turtle head

    All of you are jealous! She’s hot and looks better than sandra! I’d stick my tongue deep into her ass!

  37. SuperficialAdmin

    Any woman with tattoos on her body is an easy lay because they are whores and sluts. Just fuck them and leave them ASAP

  38. Bob

    That’s one classy guy! I can’t help but think the whole cheating thing is projection, ‘I cheated on Sandra so if I say I’d forgive the other one for cheating on me then ergo Sandra should forgive me’. What a tosser though.

  39. Kirk

    of course she is better in the sack than Ms Bullock. She has no other talent or job, so she might as well be as good as possible in the sack, because that is the only way she will survive living on the streets. Bet her kooter is nasty, though.

  40. Jesse James Kat Von D Sandra Bullock Sex
    Captain Obvious.
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, a tattooed whore better in bed than an actress who makes her living in future lifetime movies?? NO! I refuse to believe it!

  41. CG

    Nothing but class that Jesse James, nothing but class.
    Him and Kat deserve each other

  42. Captain Obvious.

    Hmm, a tattooed whore better in bed than an actress who makes her living in future lifetime movies?? NO! I refuse to believe it!

  43. …and by “better” I mean gonorrhea-ier.

  44. delia

    lol, he’s just pissed Sandra wouldn’t come back to him and turned around and screwed Ryan Reynolds on top of it. Come on, please, who got a better revenge screw, Sandra or Vanilla Gorilla? It’s pretty obvious.

  45. terio

    Yeah, ryan is A list with a huge dong and an six pack I could four wheel drive off of, and poor Kat is low level reality celeb with a bloated butter face. Ryan probably made Sandy come more in five minutes than she did with Jesse James her whole marriage.

    • malia

      Ryan’s package is huge, you can see the outline of his wayne in that movie he got an indie spirit award for. Sandra rode that disco stick when it was barely legal–sweetheart my as s! lol

  46. Jesse James Kat Von D Sandra Bullock Sex
    eggs=scrambled chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Thats true, prob why she wears her hair down always

  47. Jesse James Kat Von D Sandra Bullock Sex
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! pics of Rose McGowan in her new outfit for the remake of “Conan the Barbarian”

  48. Spanky McStankin

    What a shame. Poor little Ms. America’s sweetheart gets dragged through the mud again for being the cold fish she always was. Sandy B., Queen Poser, but I’m a really a cool chick who doesn’t care so I’ll go marry a racist porn star fawker, has to deal with the aftermath. Cruel world.

  49. malia

    I’m not a sandra bullock fan, but can this guy sound anymore like a p*ssy? That’s something a 15 year old girl says at a lame high school party when her bf dumps her: “Oh yeah!? Well, your d ick is small and you’re awful in bed.” He needs to step up his verbal smackdown game if he wants to be called an outlaw.

  50. KNOBGOBBLER3

    From the looks of her I wouldnt peg Kat as much of a bather. I bet her b.o. is ungodly!

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