Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D

July 28th, 2011 // 75 Comments

In a shocking and not-at-all predictable turn of events, RadarOnline reports Jesse James was cheating on Kat Von D, so let’s just assume his dad beat him again:

According to an eyewitness, Jesse and Kat had a verbal argument outside of her Los Angeles, Calif. home Monday afternoon about another woman before Kat finally told him to leave.
“They were outside and I could hear them fighting. Kat kept throwing some woman’s name out and arguing about how she didn’t like him living so far away,” the source exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“Jesse finally said, ‘Fine, f**k you!’ and sped away on his motorcycle. Kat sat in her Bentley with her head on the steering wheel for about three minutes before finally driving away.”

And it was during those three minutes, that Kat Von D bravely dusted herself off, pulled out her phone and exploited the entire thing for publicity because her show conveniently premieres tonight. Legend has it she even made up this story and timed it to leak yesterday because “if a woman does not lie and manipulate, then I believe the Kaiser has truly won.” – Margaret Sanger, 1926.

Photo: Flynet

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  1. Juano

    What’s really shocking about the whole thing is that louses like this drive Bentley’s while the rest of us have to scrape and save to buy a lousy Chevrolet.

    • Carrie

      Took the words right out of my mouth. . . .a fucking Bentley. . . .

    • Kelce

      All you have to do is be a willing and ready attention whore and you can have what they have. I’m convinced that’s all it takes to be a celebrity these days. Talent definitely isn’t a requirement anymore.

    • Dan

      Or a bike for that matter,… :(

    • downdowndown

      Still, all the Bentleys in the world ain’t gonna make her whole. And her clock is ticking. The shark has been jumped; its all Heidi Montag territory from here on out. Teh crazy is all out there and the dubious talent all in the rear view mirror.

  2. miDnIghtEr20C

    Why is a dude form Long Beach, wearing a Texas Longhorns hat?

  3. Deacon Jones

    I heard they broke up because she would always blow “Santorum” bubbles with her balloon knot after sex.

  4. Jesse exhumed Ilse Koch as to make her his Nazi love zombie.

  5. gooch

    I don’t want to live in a world where that jizz rag drives a Bentley and I… at this very moment (anyone?) need someone to jump start my 2002 Ford Escape. Having said that and having read the radaronline report, I hope the “some woman’s name” from the story was “Sandra.”

    • Facebook Me

      + 1

      • downdowndown

        Probably the first wife, Karla. She lives with him in his “compound” in Austin. Ex-dancer, too. Man comes with a whole lot of baggage; alot for an insecure, drama queen like Kat to swallow–all puns intended.

      • Clueless

        How the fuck do you know all this? Jesse James stalker?

      • downdowndown

        Nah, saw a magazine article about him and it said all that. Talked about Karla feeding him and the kids homemade popsicles with no sign of Kat in sight. Thought it was funny at the time. Can’t even remember where I saw it.

  6. Facebook Me

    The problem I have with this story is if the “insider” kept hearing another woman’s name being thrown around, why didn’t they just mention it along with all her other dirty laundry?

  7. Poison Ivy League

    OH MY GAAAAAWD! Miss Cleo probably didn’t even see this one coming. Cray-zay!

  8. Facebook Me

    I want to see the portrait of Jesse on Kat AND then I want to see the ‘after’ to cover his ugly mug.

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    Ghetty Real
    Commented on this photo:

    Leopards don’t change spots.

    or in his case – look at him – what you see is what you get.

    If a woman wants this, do him and get out.

    There is not one ounce of longevity in this piece of flesh.

  10. Queequeg

    Jezzus what creeps!

  11. zomgbie

    she found out he was bangin a highway overpass covered with grafitti behind her back.

  12. downdowndown

    Well, the first wife, Karla–the mother of the two oldest kids, lives with him. I would think that would cause some issues.

  13. Richard McBeef

    Predictable. Just not enough canvas left for the requisite nazi tattoos.

  14. the one

    ……….strange behaviour from a NAZI?

  15. socool

    Now way! I really believed him when he was crying on national television.

  16. Grand Dragon

    Between this story, Chris Brown grabbing his junk in public, and Amy Winehouse dying there has really been quite a few surprise stories lately. Shocking!

  17. That's Right

    Jesse went to the circus and now he’s banging the the Bearded/Tattooed Lady….another overworked victim of downsizing

  18. Ed

    par for the course

  19. archphoenix

    Two points for a Margaret Sanger reference though, Fish.

  20. Grammar Police

    A “verbal argument,” hmm? …Is there another kind of argument? coughredundantcough

  21. Mitch

    Kat Von D is quit possibly the most fug woman I’ve ever seen. She’s got a paunch, no ass, no muscle tone and a face that would make a blind man puke.

  22. Colin

    I’ll bet she cheated first. Evidence: Firstly, I mean, look at her. Ick. Secondly, where could a stank whore like her get a Bentley…? SHEEEEEEEEEN!!!!

  23. MarkM

    How do EITHER of these disgusting douchebags find even ONE person who is willing to have sex with them?

  24. ObliviousLittleOldLady

    Odd…he seemed like such a nice, respectable young man…

  25. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, shit. No kidding?

  26. rough

    BS no ink, no evidence.

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    Lpppooooll
    Commented on this photo:

    They were destined for each other! Look at that pot belly and tell me the other wouldn’t enjoy taking a piss on it. I’m being distinctly vague so you can draw your own assumptions.

  28. Kevin

    Women are so silly. They seem to think that if some guy is cheating on his wife with you, he won’t cheat on you too. I wish I could figure out this woman logic.

    • Carrie

      No logic involved, none at all. The stripper my ex cheated on me with (true story) was apparently shocked when she found out he was nailing another broad behind her back. Shocking. It boils down to: Women who sleep with married men are retarded sluts.

  29. Jesse’s got his “big boy hat” on.

  30. Donald Trump

    Is that whore dead yet?

    Jesse I mean.

  31. JR

    What the EFF does that dude have on his head? And why is JJ wearing a Longhorns hat?

    Fug+retarded = Fugtarded

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    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s be honest, if you’re banging an ass like that, you’re probably also banging an ass that isn’t like that on the side.

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    Tuppy
    Commented on this photo:

    They aren’t even trying to be anything than walking stereotypes. Why should we give a crap? In twenty years they’ll still be hating themselves, chainsmoking, and drinking swill in a cheap-ass bar somewhere. Then they’ll be trying to hit on trannies at closing time. Nothing will change for them, except their tattoos will get closer to the floor, so lets stop paying attention to them now.

  34. Soupofdefish

    Sandra Bullock must be really bad in bed for Jesse to want that. Of course he didn’t want it for long.. Next tramp please…

  35. sweetlips

    Kat wears some of the most ridiculous and unflattering outfits that emphasize her oddly shaped features.

  36. anonym

    once a turdbag, always a turdbag

  37. Chris

    At least it was with a woman this time.

  38. Kerrie

    He’s a cheater but he didn’t meet Kat until after his divorce with Sandra so Kat is technically not the other women. BUT how did she not know what kind of person Jesse is? I don’t like him. He’s a nasty boy, lol. No my name ain’t baby, it’s Sandra, Miss Bullock if ya nasty!

  39. BenDoverman

    My 82 yo granny has a better ass than Klap Von DeezNuts. I know he finally had enough with her lack of asstuteness and bad assitude. That and she probaby shit diarrhea in his mouth while she was face-sitting thinking he would be into it.

  40. Remi

    This irony is to die for! :-D

  41. lazyass

    Even if the new woman is a graffitiwall, Kat will probably be able to make a whole episode about her and her deep forgiving conversation.

  42. Jaariel

    Seems just a few months ago JJ was on Howard Stern talking about how if a ho loves him she should just forgive him if he cheats, or something like that…and that Kat was the best evaaah in bed??? I’m LMAO thinking about the LA Ink premiere where KVD got that fugly-ass tattoo of JJ’s 5th grade school portrait inked under her armpit! The tat itself is UGLY and she was so proud of it and when JJ saw it his shifty eyes darted all around, and all he said was, “You’re crazy!” Hardly the glowing endorsement you’d want from the dude whose ugly face you just permanently graffitti’d on your armpit!
    I swear, people are getting dumber by the hour…but fortunately for us, they’re documenting it all on reality tv!

  43. What does she think would of happened??Duh…the guy was named to be a scumbag, he cheats on every girl, why did she think he wouldnt with her??? I dont understand WHY these girls fall for him, I mean hes like the ugliest guy Ive seen and old looking. These girls are just blind!

  44. Schnitzel

    Listen freaks, if Phineas and Ferb can figure out, then so can she!

  45. Danielle

    Kat doesn’t deserve people to talk trash about her. She is a an artist and has her own clothing line. People around the world love her. I think that everyone on here is jealous, and why not focous your hate towards Jesse, he’s the one who’s cheating.

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