“Was she the Nazi? Ha! Just messin’ with ya. They all were.”
Jesse James‘ brain has exactly two speeds: Say Stupid Shit and Insert Penis, so it should come as absolutely no surprise that he’s basically dissing Sandra Bullock on his new reality TV project American Chopper: The Build-Off by acting like she’s some easily forgettable actress like, I dunno, let’s say Katherine Heigl. Via RadarOnline:
“I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad,” James says at the beginning of the episode.
His reference to America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock as “some Hollywood actress” is sure to rile fans of The Blind Side star, and not exactly endear James to viewers.
James creates a stainless-steel “middle-finger” bike which is apparently the first motorcycle he’s personally built in five years and he explains his reason for returning to TV.
“I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”
“I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy with a fabulous TV show where I get to wear makeup!,” is what I’m pretty sure he meant to say there and probably while making jazz hands if I know Jesse James right. He loves those “sparkle fingers.”
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