Jesse James Calls Sandra Bullock ‘Some Actress’

December 6th, 2011 // 24 Comments
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“Was she the Nazi? Ha! Just messin’ with ya. They all were.”

Jesse James‘ brain has exactly two speeds: Say Stupid Shit and Insert Penis, so it should come as absolutely no surprise that he’s basically dissing Sandra Bullock on his new reality TV project American Chopper: The Build-Off by acting like she’s some easily forgettable actress like, I dunno, let’s say Katherine Heigl. Via RadarOnline:

“I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad,” James says at the beginning of the episode.
His reference to America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock as “some Hollywood actress” is sure to rile fans of The Blind Side star, and not exactly endear James to viewers.
James creates a stainless-steel “middle-finger” bike which is apparently the first motorcycle he’s personally built in five years and he explains his reason for returning to TV.
“I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

“I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy with a fabulous TV show where I get to wear makeup!,” is what I’m pretty sure he meant to say there and probably while making jazz hands if I know Jesse James right. He loves those “sparkle fingers.”

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  1. LJ

    I was watching the show on Discovery last night, and thought that I had seen Jesse’s Design before. It only took a short google search today and (with just shorter front forks and no “sissy bar”) here it is, in purple instead of red:
    http://www.gogocycles.com/2005-jesse-james-west-coast-chopper-for-sale.html

    I guess there’s not an original thought in his head that doen’t pertain to strippers in the VIP room.

  2. I think any hopes of class exited the building after the 27th tattoo.

  3. Jesse James
    Commented on this photo:

    I defy anyone to look at this photo of his Jesse’s face, and NOT involuntarily see the word “smegma” on the wall behind him.

  4. bitingontinfoil

    Just when I thought there was nothing worse than Kutcher – this Uber-Douche makes another appearance & opens his shit-hole (yes, the one beneath his nose). I’m amazed at how assholes such as these don’t spontaneously combust with the sheer magnitude of their douchery. Now *that’s* something I’d actually pay to see him do.

  5. rican

    “I’m not what I became”, he refers to not talking to people. The sleaze ball monotone monosyllabic moron ways he never changed.

  6. Sleepy

    I want to reconnect and show them I’m still the same Nazi loving, philandering, low-life douche bag I was before I married some Hollywood actress.

  7. Sandra in next interview: “Could you describe the Nazi Douche you are referring to, doesn’t ring a bell…”

  8. Frank Wunder

    Dear Jesse James: I hear they need a custom motorcycle guy in the Middle East and since you’re such a swell guy, I’ve already bought you a ticket, so let’s get going, don’t want you to be late for your book signing in Iran.

  9. forrest gump

    …………who needs help here?

  10. Shannon

    I live in New Orleans where Sandra adopted her baby. I happen to know from locals that she donated a million dollars to one of our local public urban high schools and did not want anyone to know about it. And also donated a substantial amount to our city after Katrina. So all you Sandra Bullock haters need to know that she definitely is not racist and she is a very generous and giving woman.

  11. Sin

    When all I knew of him was what he did on Monster Garage, I was a fan, but now that we know the real man I can’t stand him.

  12. Oh Hell No

    I can’t believe this asshole is back on TV…like there isn’t enough trash on already….

  13. BandwagonMedia

    Way to take shit out of context… this is whats wrong with today’s media. They twist the story to make it out to something it’s not…

    Here’s the entire comment.

    “I started coming to Texas about 6, 7 years ago, because Sandy lived down here. I just felt relaxed here, and now I can look out and see trees, and birds. I just became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad and feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

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