Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Probably Engaged

January 17th, 2011 // 89 Comments

While attending the 2011 Art of Elysium gala Saturday night, Kat Von D was spotted with what looks like a diamond engagement ring on that put the following public Twitter exchange with Jesse James in perspective:

- Gettin pretty excited about tonights “Heaven” event for @TheArtofElysium! Got me a hot date too…
- @thekatvond Baby? You make it so easy to do everything I can to show you how Amazing you are. I see it as clear as a bell. My other half.
- @FreeJesseJames Thank you always supporting me and believing in everything I do. But most of all, thanks for being my best friend.

Of course, the epic dumb of these two getting married pales in comparison to Jesse James’ latest tweet from today which is probably the best example of what it’s like inside a celebrity’s head:

“The people who have really made history are the martyrs.” Aleister Crowley

Aww, Jesse James is a martyr now. I had no idea that entails banging whoever you want behind Sandra Bullock‘s back, essentially making America’s Sweetheart look like an idiot. Here I thought you actually had to suffer and die for a cause, not get blown by a tattooed Nazi in your comfy motorcycle shop. Someone should probably update Webster’s.

Photos: Getty, Splash News


  1. She actually KINDA looks like Sandra Bullock in the face. KINDA, but WOW. ALL those tattoos.

  2. Edamame

    Too bad you can’t even see the ring because of all the damn tattoos!
    Jesse sure likes ‘em crazy. Did you see Sandra at The Golden Globes?! What in the hell did she do to herself?!

  3. Bucky Barnes

    Elvira wants her wig back, Kat.

  4. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Knocked up?! Maybe she is the martyr, for being his receptacle.

  5. poopsmith

    happy divorce bitches

  6. Steelerchick


  7. I think she wore the ring so we can get a peek into how disgusting her hands really are up close.

  8. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies and Gentleman: Mcdonald’s Corp would like to announce that with the introduction of Ronad “Hardcore” McDonald, The Happy Meal will now be referred to as The Tacky Meal. Prizes will be stick-on tattoos until further notice. Watch out for The Blue Star Tattoo – we call that a “bonus prize” kiddies.

  9. youcandieNOW

    Actually, he probably will die as a result of fucking on these skanks so maybe he is a martyr?

  10. GravyLeg

    Well, at least he is almost back to dating at his own level…

  11. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Good evening. I’m Jesse James, with an important announcement on Nazi regalia sloppy seconds. But first, an update on the playoffs. Ollie?

  12. Rico

    White fuckin trash to the max. Both are proven losers. He’s a white supremacist and she is a dumb cunt. Sitcom anyone?

  13. Its vaginal discharge and a douchebag. They seem to go together.

  14. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    I find her compellingly horrid.

  15. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want about him, he has an amazing smile…

  16. SIN

    Cheating dogs and the Sluts they screw. I remember when they did a cover up of Kat’s tattos and she looked real good. Remove the concealer and she is a skank again.
    You know this can not end well. But we will sure enjoy the fireworks.

  17. Captain Obvious

    While it’s fun to pretend he was talking about himself, isn’t it likely that he was simply referring to MLK as a martyr on MLK Day? You know, like how every other celebrity on the planet is doing?

  18. oh wow Rose McGowan got a lot of tattoos.

  19. The Most Interesting

    The redneck’s Brangelina.

  20. Mena

    The man loves him some skanks. Someone has to…

  21. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    That ring is classless, just like its owner.

  22. Reg

    Amy Winehouse has really pulled herself together!

  23. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she pregnant? Or just fat?

  24. snr828

    I know people can do whatever they want to themselves, but to me she is ugly and all those tattoos are disgusting. What will all those tattoos look like when she gets older and the skin begins to sag and wrinkle.

    • Lady Blah Blah

      I worked in a nursing home and saw really old tats on really old flesh. I think anyone who saw what I saw would avoid getting themselves tattooed unless of course they were in a totally stupid state due to alcohol and/or drugs.

  25. castallare

    Um, also? Aleister Crowley was a well-known occultist who liked to party with rockstars (like Zeppelin) and act as a hedonistic portal into black majick. (God, I feel retarded just typing that word.) So, clearly he’s just not giving a shit anymore is what I’m getting from all this.

  26. Hank

    Kat Von D is soooooo disgusting. But still calling Sandra B “America’s sweetheart”is ridiculous. She’s a stupid whore herself who, let’s remember, married this dirtbag. She obviously liked his “bad boy” style. What effing losers they ALL are. Just like the kids in this new TV show, Skins. Our country is so trashed.

    • brit boys are cool

      I agree with you. I’m getting sick of seeing the tard to the left of this comment box. Get a haircut, you hippie.

  27. xanax in my beer

    I once did a really acurate impersonation of Kat von D by lurching around my livingroom like a hunchback and talking in a voice about ten octaves lower than Barry White, it was fun for the whole family.

  28. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Heinrich Himmler
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t think of any woman who deserves him more, than this tattooed fame whore. Anxious to see her face when Jesse gets caught humping the leathery leg of the Kardashian Mom……

  29. Turd Ferguson

    Hollywood sucks, pure and simple.
    Nobody marries for love. Its always to extend or further a career. You marry a costar or sleep around and have a child with your latest GF. Marriage means nothing to these assclowns, because they live in a fake world where you can divorce 2 months after marrying. Why do none of them marry a regular joe?

    Totally agree with the Sandra B assessment too – she is full of it and certainly no angel.

  30. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Heinrich Himmler
    Commented on this photo:

    LA Stinky-Pink gets bored and stoked in the Monster Nazi Garage.

    Hey, I smell second tier cable gold!

  31. liz

    I am so proud! I actually feel close to the commenters who have posted! Looks like we have covered all our bases. Came for this! Leaving satisfied.

  32. Dan

    Jesse, why on earth would you get married again? Especially to this woman. This is like out of the ghetto and straight to Auschwitz. What are you doing!?!

    • Richard McBeef

      Why are you questioning him? Does he come into your house and question you when you’re fucking your sister?

  33. Aggie

    I’m equally repulsed and fascinated by the idea of these 2 reproducing. It will be epically gross.

  34. Barry


  35. LOLOL

    Stupid munter.
    She had Nikki Sixx like fucking 4 months ago and got him tattooed on her back, and now she’s getting married to Jesse James? Awkward turtle.

    I bet that turns out well.
    And by well I mean in a court within four months of getting married (Y)

  36. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    So, does Jesse have a “type”?

  37. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Wingdings have become all the rage in the tattoo community.

  38. GravyLeg

    You know, if you banged her on paisley colored sheets, you would lose her like a Chameleon…

  39. Jesse James Kat Von D
    Commented on this photo:

    Those two guys are going to be happy together. One man is a Nazi and the other man is a Jew.


  40. Amy Sandwich

    They should make a new Addam’s Family movie with these two.

  41. Brooke

    I guess she’s done with Nikki Sixx again? Good– she’s trashy and too young for him. He needs a nice tattoo artist his own age. I think she and Jesse James Hetfield make a good couple.

  42. Aggie

    There’s nothing I enjoy more than being lectured on history by a celebrity neo-nazi over twitter. 10/10, on the too-obnoxious-to-live scale.

  43. wim

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohahahahahahahahaha, IT’S GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

  44. Man, does Jesse ever look enthusiastic. You’d think he was attending his own funeral…then again, maybe he is?

  45. Amy Sandwich

    He always appears to be giving the stink-eye. Maybe it’s from being such a big asshole his whole life.

  46. puddleduck

    When did Rumer Willis get all those tattoos and hook up with this fuck wad?

  47. Devo

    I hate to defend this jackass, but he was clearly talking about MLK.

  48. Alex

    LOL most awkward publicity relationship ever? Look at the pictures of them hugging and kissing, they look totally weirded out by each other. I would be weirded out by KvD, too. I can’t stop looking at the pictures, thinking what the fuck??????? Why does she look like that? Is it a bad face-lift that left her face like that? She was never so ugly before.

  49. Andriiya

    Well, someone had to out skank Snooki eventually. Nazi Shore, anyone?

  50. Nik

    Trash marrying trash. It’s perfect. I can’t even imagine what kind of fucked up mentality and low self esteem she must have to be with someone that the whole world knows is a complete douchebag.

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