Jesse James and Kat Von D Are Probably Engaged

While attending the 2011 Art of Elysium gala Saturday night, Kat Von D was spotted with what looks like a diamond engagement ring on that put the following public Twitter exchange with Jesse James in perspective:

- Gettin pretty excited about tonights “Heaven” event for @TheArtofElysium! Got me a hot date too…
– @thekatvond Baby? You make it so easy to do everything I can to show you how Amazing you are. I see it as clear as a bell. My other half.
– @FreeJesseJames Thank you always supporting me and believing in everything I do. But most of all, thanks for being my best friend.

Of course, the epic dumb of these two getting married pales in comparison to Jesse James’ latest tweet from today which is probably the best example of what it’s like inside a celebrity’s head:

“The people who have really made history are the martyrs.” Aleister Crowley

Aww, Jesse James is a martyr now. I had no idea that entails banging whoever you want behind Sandra Bullock’s back, essentially making America’s Sweetheart look like an idiot. Here I thought you actually had to suffer and die for a cause, not get blown by a tattooed Nazi in your comfy motorcycle shop. Someone should probably update Webster’s.

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