Jessa Duggar Is Pregnant With Only Her Second Baby?! BLASPHEMER
I’ll be the first to say that a Duggar getting pregnant shouldn’t count as news. But I’ve got clicks to bait, and you’ve got time to kill, so let’s do this thing. PEOPLE reports:
There’s another baby on the way for Jessa (Duggar) Seewald and her husband, Ben.
“We are overjoyed to announce that Spurgeon has a new title in life as ‘big brother!’ ” the couple said in an exclusive statement to PEOPLE. “We are so thankful that God is adding to our family.”
According to the tenets of the Duggar’s faith, Jessa should’ve been pregnant five minutes before her water broke while delivering now-nine-month-old Spurgeon, but apparently her baby-farting family is going to overlook the signs of clear and obvious devil worship to boost social media impressions. (Been there.)
Every child is a precious gift from God! We are so excited about another grandchild!
As for how any of the Duggars had time to get on Facebook when they’re supposed to be shitting out kids and/or fucking new ones into each other 24/7 so their husbands don’t go on a righteously justified hooker and porn star binge is anyone’s guess. The important thing is we all acknowledge that God spoke to me in a dream and said the entire family should move to Pinellas County Florida right now. The whole crew. I already built an ark. — But mostly rented a minivan. QUESTION NOT YOUR PROPHET.