Jeremy London’s Family Doesn’t Believe Him

June 18th, 2010 // 36 Comments

Considering the entire Internet went “Wait. Wasn’t that a Six Feet Under episode?”, the house of cards that is Jeremy London’s fucked-up story about being forced to smoke crack by kidnappers is already falling apart. In an interview with E! News, Jeremy’s mother and twin brother Jason say he needs to get help:

“There have been times we’ve had hope [he has remained clean],” says Jason. “We are very concerned for him. This is his family’s cry for help.”
“I don’t want him to be another statistic,” added Nielsen, whose daughter (and the twins’ sister) Dedra died in a car accident when she was 16. “I don’t want to bury another child.”
Jeremy’s family are hoping their once fallen son uses this opportunity—whatever really happened—to “get the help he needs.”
“We love Jeremy very, very much,” Jason says. “He’s lost. You’re 40, grow up. Learn from the mistakes you’ve made.”

As for the man in custody, Brandon Adams, he’s already plead not guilty and friends and neighbors of Jeremy say Brandon used to frequently do drugs with the actor. Via RadarOnline:

But we spoke exclusively to a couple who know Adams and live in the same apartment building, and they said they believe Adams would do drugs with the actor, but absolutely reject the notion he would FORCE London to do drugs.
“I don’t believe it,” a neighbor – who wished to remain anonymous – told about the charges Adams forced London to smoke drugs. …. The neighbor, who also told that Adams goes by the name “Smiley,” said his friends knew he was in jail and were trying to get him out.
When asked if Adams regularly did drugs, the neighbor declined to comment but did tell, “I know he does drink… a lot.”

Could you imagine if this story actually panned out though? You’d have everyone from jaywalkers to Tiger Woods using this excuse. “So remember when I admitted to all that infidelity stuff? I meant a kidnapper made me bang all those whores. He said ‘If you don’t have a bunch of extramarital anal sex with porn stars over the next 18 months, I’ll shoot you in the fucking face.’ I barely escaped with my life, let’s stop talking about it. The memories are just too.. *tears up* I still feel his gun at night!”

Photos: Getty


  1. Nobody kidnapped this fat neck bastard. He’s been sucking on the glass dick for a LONG time. HE just needs to admit it to HIMSELF and get help.

  2. la la binks

    This story is hilarious. Comedians, everywhere are going to have fun with this story…..LMFAO

  3. tenthirteen

    whats up with the chick of the title! too much botox! me want the old girl! bring her back!

  4. Dakota

    Hahaha. This is the best. I never even imagined he could be lying. Crackheads are so funny.

  5. mnsuperbee

    I dont even know who this guy is

  6. la la binks

    I don’t know who he is either. I know he is a junkie though which make this story so amusing.

  7. K. South

    C’mon people — He was in Mallrats!

  8. WTF

    ummmm….Correct me if I’m wrong but…….who cares

  9. Naked Chicks Rule

    There was a story like this, except it from the 20′s & the actor claimed it was “Mexicans” who kidnapped him & forced him to drink “demon rum.”

    Oh, they were so *crazy* back then! They thought rum was so addictive and that Mexicans were all evil. Ha ha ha…. wait.

  10. Richport's Ghost

    Looks like Brendan Fraser after a few boxes of doughnuts.

  11. gogo

    I used to be in love with this guy..when I was a little girl..

    • mar

      was it him or the twin in man in the moon w. reese witherspoon? such a beautiful boy omg i wanted to totally bang… now look. sigh.

  12. sobrietyisacrutch

    He should go one step further and say it was his twin. Wasn’t that a movie with John Lithgow? Since he’s into scripted material and all….

  13. What??? He made it up??? Get the fuck out!!! LMFAO! (Translation: NO SHIT!!!!)

  14. Mike Iksard
    Commented on this photo:

    He forgot to mention the part about having to blow the dealer, so this man is clearly a liar. I was once Kidnapped by a pack of supermodels dressed as Cave Women, and was forced to make fire all night. Sexual fire. Wait, no, that was just a crack bender. I’ll take the check now Miss, the roast squab was fantastic.

  15. Silly Mama

    Jason was always the hotter twin.

  16. captain america


  17. Doodle Bug

    when that guy gets out of jail, he’ll better run for the hills or MEXICO!

  18. jester of the court

    what fun he must be at parties! keep him away from kids though, including his own.

  19. Veronica

    He’s not in Mallrats. I had a look at imdb and he has an identical twin brother called Jason. They are both actors. I guess his fat, junkie look is his way of getting a separate identity.

  20. Veronica

    Oh and Lindsay is pissed because he stole her next excuse.

  21. GG1000

    What drug addict forces others to do drugs? You’re lucky if they’ll share when you WANT to participate, let alone force it on you! I couldn’t believe some of the “straight” media outlets actually picked this wild story up. It’s so obviously BS, but he’s put a kidnapping charge on poor Adams’s record, so I don’t feel sorry for him at all.

    • me

      so, so true!!!! he probably gave the guy money to go buy him crack, guy took off with money and car, and never came back!!! crackhead moves!!!

  22. Jonny Topside

    Didn’t this guy quit the football team the summer before his senior year because he wouldn’t sign the commitment letter saying he wouldn’t smoke or drink? What a fuckin dope!

  23. mick

    He’s kinda odd-lookin, but I’d suck his dick anyway.

  24. me

    typical crack head! was looking for drugs, found a crackhead to get him some, let the crackhead take his car, guy didn’t return with the car on time, so he got paranoid, made up a story and called to report the made up carjacking. simple as that. now, some guy is sitting behind bars wasting taxpayer money because some fucked up wanna be actor decided to lie….gotta love washed up actors! he needs help but he needs to want help. go to rehab, find God, do something, but quit lying to police and yourself. You’re a crack head!!! face it!!!

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