Jeremy London’s Alleged Kidnapper: ‘We Partied Our Asses Off’

Brandon Adams, the man accused of kidnapping Jeremy London and forcing him to do drugs at gunpoint, has finally told his side of the story to RadarOnline and what follows is your usual tale of shady drug addicts doing shady drug addicty things that they’ll lie about later:

“Me and my uncle were sitting outside the 7-Eleven trying to get someone to buy us a couple beers,” Adams said. “I didn’t know Jeremy was an actor. He and his wife were hanging outside the 7-Eleven acting really strange. He was pacing and sweating and he looked tweaked out. His wife was acting paranoid too.”
Adams told RadarOnline.com that he asked London’s wife Melissa for a cigarette and when she gave him one, Adams caught Jeremy’s eye. At that moment, Adams says a police car drove up to the 7-Eleven causing London and Melissa to get skittish.
“When they saw the cops, they ran into the store,” Adam told RadarOnline.com. “After the cops left, they came back out and got into their car. I noticed they had a flat and I thought it was strange that they would drive away like that.”
Eventually, Adams says he and his uncle left the 7-Eleven and started heading towards the bus stop. That’s when Adams says he saw Jeremy and Melissa parked near an alley way in their rented black Ford Focus.
“My uncle and I and another guy went up and asked them if they needed help with the flat,” Adams said. “We helped them change it and asked if they could give us a ride home. And Jeremy said yes.”
Adams continues, “As soon as we got in the car, Jeremy asked us if we could get him five xanax and five oxycontin. Melissa was asking for xanax too. I told him I could hook him up but that I wanted a couple of beers. He agreed.”
“Jeremy wanted to drink, so we bought beer and some hard alcohol and we got f****d up,” Adams said. “Jeremy was just drinking beer but we were wasted. We went driving around my neighborhood, handing out beer to my friends and random people on the street. We were having a good time.”
After a while, Adams says London’s mood suddenly changed and the actor became erratic and irritated. Adams says London started telling him to get him pills.
“I hadn’t been able to get any xanax or oxycontins up to that point, but I was finally able to get him three ecstasy and three xanax pills. He took all six pills at once. He was out of his mind high.“

Wait. I thought black people weren’t allowed to talk to the police. You lied to me, The Wire!

But, seriously, this sounds way more plausible than Jeremy’s version. I’m sure this Brandon guy was concerned with more than just having a few beers, but at least his story wasn’t the exact plot of an HBO drama. “I told Jeremy not to do those drugs. But he insisted we meet Miranda and Samantha at Barney’s and buy shoes. I mean, after everything Big did to him, what was he thinking?”

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