Jenny McCarthy in a bikini

January 6th, 2009 // 86 Comments

These are shots of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey enjoying a Hawaiian getaway. While it’s awesome to see Jenny in a bikini, why does it look like she’s in excruciating pain in every single pic? I understand she leads a stressful life battling autism, but you’re on the beach, lady. And you’re with Jim Carrey whose tepid brand of humor will make anyone laugh quietly to themselves. So, live, Jenny McCarthy. LIVE, DAMN YOU! Autism isn’t going anywhere, and it’ll be there when you get back. Always :)

I should never work for Hallmark.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. cala

    Good man

  2. Beastman AIDS

    @19
    thats a fuckin big dong.

  3. yuki

    Wow she has very strong body and muscular. I think they are very smart

  4. Deacon Jones

    @12
    Jenn, it’s not my fault white guys won’t give you the time of day.

    Get that uniform on now, those McGriddles aren’t going to cook themselves.

  5. Jenny = Perfect.

  6. Trina

    Wow, I think she looks AMAZING!

  7. If I was her son’s friends, I’d want to fuck her. Of course her son’s friends are toothpicks and folded pieces of paper, but still..

  8. Paulie

    I’d bang her so hard her next three kids will be retarded, too.

  9. aniston23

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___Ta ll mingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!

  10. She has that look on her face because she can’t believe her life has sunk so low she has to date Jim Carrey. She probably wants to stick a knife in her skull.

  11. Not bad for a post-menapausal, waxed body

  12. Hey, she looks great and her hubby as well!

  13. CJ

    Stop labeling her ‘stressed mom of autistic child’….according to HER…and HER research…and HER dedication and devotion to HER child (lacking, apparently in other parents of autistic children)…and HER determination to break free of the disability…she simply CURED her son of autism. She ain’t battling nothin’. If Jenny can do it….all these other whiny parents of autistic children could do it if they just got off their butts and paid a little more attention to their children. (Keeping in mind, of course, her son suffers from Asperberger’s Syndrome….which means he has a really high probabilty of growing up to be another Bill Gates.)

  14. me

    i can’t believe how mean people are on here. i mean, sure, its fun to rip on the photos, but getting personal about people whos kids just died, or people who had family members just recently slain? wtf?

  15. Really?

    #64, her son did not actually die. She claimed he died at the doctor’s office after getting his vaccinations and was revived. She has never lost a child. Furthermore, anyone with any experience with autism has every right to be annoyed with how she treats autism like it’s a disease you can cure. Especially when people with no background in autism believe every word she says as if it’s true for every individual or family facing autism. I’m sure that’s where all the rants are coming from

  16. gotmilk?

    her burnt out hair is looking a bit Pam Anderson-ish.

  17. melissa k

    i like cameron diaz better

  18. melissa k

    i like cameron diaz better

  19. melissa k

    i like cameron diaz better

  20. Rj

    I thought this was Angie Dickinson, flip her over and check the date code, me thinks she expired.

  21. Ummm...yeah...

    Where’s her hooker shoes?

  22. Beastman AIDS

    just masterbated.

  23. Beastman AIDS

    christ – ive done it at leat six thousand times and I still can’t spell it.

  24. ralph

    I fucking hate this woman like you wouldnt believe. We have an autistic kid – at the same level that HER kid is autistic – iq of 142 and a bit compromised with communication skills. Its NOT a fucking disease. Jenny McCarthy is a fucking disease. It made me puke watching her on Oprah carrying on about her ‘mommy instinct’ and how she saved her son’s life and ‘cured’ him.

    Or maybe her existence on this earth is my personal punishment for watching Oprah.

    Meh. Someone should euthanase her.

  25. ralph

    I fucking hate this woman like you wouldnt believe. We have an autistic kid – at the same level that HER kid is autistic – iq of 142 and a bit compromised with communication skills. Its NOT a fucking disease. Jenny McCarthy is a fucking disease. It made me puke watching her on Oprah carrying on about her ‘mommy instinct’ and how she saved her son’s life and ‘cured’ him.

    Or maybe her existence on this earth is my personal punishment for watching Oprah.

    Meh. Someone should euthanase her.

  26. capitanne

    Jim Carrey jumped the shark when he took up with this unfunny hag. Say what you but he USED to be a comic genius. Jenny McCarthy thinks announcing to the world that she shit her pants at an audition is hilarity. Amazing how Hollyowwd can take a no talent, chimp-faced brunette from Chicago and turn her into a multimillionaire celebrity whose stream of consciousness babble translates into 3 memoirs. God I hate her.

  27. The Rage

    #65 – there as a comment about Jett Travolta on here, too, so i’m pretty sure that’s who 64 was referring to.

  28. Sandi

    first of all – come on people post ONCE – dont hit the button 8 times cuz your an idiot – and @42 – you are a fucking asshole.

  29. moe

    The face looks a lot like “Granny” from Beverly Hillbillies!

  30. Rylo

    I’d eat the corn out of her shit.

  31. Rylo

    I don’t care who’s kid has autism on here. You believe what you want and she will too. You don’t know anymore than she does as to what the autism is for. She’s just making an effort for her kid just as anyone would based on what she believes. Who cares as long as you are trying to do the right thing for your kid. ….That aside, I’d still eat the corn out of her shit. Even if it is Gluten-Free and very stinky because of it’s Gluten-Free makeup.

  32. Jenny's Dead Son

    Take it from me…that puss is as tight as it was when my oblong retard dome was queefed out.

  33. They are so happy, and I heard that they met each other on meetwealthy. com, now, I also met my Mr Right here. so, I feel so lucky. Good for you.

  34. Man, I haven’t seen McCarthy in years!

  35. She looks great for his age! And they make a great couple .. to Sure they’re laughing all the time!

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