Jenny McCarthy’s Son Calls The Cops On Her, Is My New Favorite Person

By: The Superficial / July 28, 2014

Because her name’s Jenny McCarthy, Jenny McCarthy thought it’d be a great idea to talk about how shitty of a parent Jenny McCarthy is because – haha, you’ll never believe this – her son – hahaha – her 12-year-old son – BAHAHA – calls the cops on her all the time! AHAHAHA! For doing really stupid shit! The actual police! *wipes tear* Aw, man, that’s good stuff. ABC News reports:

“We’re driving in the car and of course I text and drive,” she said on her new Sirius radio show, “Dirty Sexy Funny.” “He called the police on me and said, ‘My mom is texting and driving right now.’ True story.”
To avoid a possible run-in with the police, McCarthy, 41, said she grabbed his phone and threw it out of the car window.

I fucking love this kid already. Please tell me there’s more:

However, it wasn’t the only time Evan tried to get his mom in trouble. [Ed. Note: Yessssssss… – SW] Once, when she sneaked outside to smoke a cigarette, he couldn’t find her and became anxious.
“He called 911 and said, ‘I am alone in the house. My mom abandoned me,'” she recalled. “I go back in the house and it’s 911 and they’re like, ‘Your child just called. Is there an emergency?’ I’m like, ‘What?! No! Everything is fine.'”

I love in how every one of these situations, the 12-year-old (maybe) autistic kid is the smartest person in the room. Not to mention it’s a fucking miracle he’s even alive because apparently safety and Jenny McCarthy go together like medical science and Jenny McCarthy. They probably know him by name at the police station.

“What she do this time, kid?”
“Remember that guy who knocked on our door because he’s supposed to tell people if he lives in their neighborhood?”
“Oh God…”
“He’s watching me now so can she put Uncle Donnie’s pee-pee in her mouth down in the basement.”
“We’ll send a car over.”

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