Here’s Jenny McCarthy hosting the Palms Midsummer’s Night Dream Party Saturday night where, like any good scientist, she regaled guests with her giant, fake tits all up in their face.
DOCTOR: Oh, Ms. McCarthy, we were just discussing the possible effects of dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico. Would you care to weigh in?
JENNY: Shrimp makes me fart. *snorts*
DOCTOR: A ho ho, too funny, too funny. But, seriously, an academic such as yourself must have an opinion.
JENNY: …. *squeezes breasts together*
DOCTOR: Close enough. Can we get another book deal over here?