Here’s Jenny McCarthy hosting the Palms Midsummer’s Night Dream Party Saturday night where, like any good scientist, she regaled guests with her giant, fake tits all up in their face.
DOCTOR: Oh, Ms. McCarthy, we were just discussing the possible effects of dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico. Would you care to weigh in?
JENNY: Shrimp makes me fart. *snorts*
DOCTOR: A ho ho, too funny, too funny. But, seriously, an academic such as yourself must have an opinion.
JENNY: …. *squeezes breasts together*
DOCTOR: Close enough. Can we get another book deal over here?
Photos: Splash News, WENN
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 12:45 pm
those tits look stupid. she was great on singled out, seems like forever ago
josh | August 16, 2010 at 12:50 pm
1st!
absinthe | August 16, 2010 at 1:12 pm
fail
Bored with life | August 16, 2010 at 10:56 pm
Epic fail.
Livinus Nwambe | August 16, 2010 at 12:57 pm
So this is the bitch whose asinine rants full of pseudoscience have increased the levels of childhood illness across America because parents were convinced not to inoculate their kids against measles, mumps and rubella since a discredited study said that they might go full-on retard?
What, did they not want their kids to end up like her?
Big tits and a bruck-ass face that looks like it’s been run over by truck tires made of penises doesn’t exactly count her in anyone’s good books. After her humiliating and idiotic statements make her just an older, uglier, stupider cross between Megan Fox and Snooki.
JungleRed | August 16, 2010 at 1:29 pm
I bet she wishes she’d gotten the genital wart vaccine.
So does Jim Carey.
McFeely Smackup | August 16, 2010 at 1:31 pm
It’s not even that simple. Mccarthy (and Jim Carrey, who I can slightly excuse for following the pussy) continued to spout misinformation about vaccinations LONG after having been shown repeatedly that her information was false. That’s what we call LYING. She’s an EVIL person, she knowingly told lies to millions of parents to try to get them to not vaccinate their children
Nobody seems to know why, but Jenny McCarthy intentionally and deliberately wants children to get sick with preventable illnesses.
give me a break | August 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm
AS IF the vaccine/pharmaceutical industry isn’t a giant fucking scam. The MMR dose has been around for a while and is probably legit, but come on, giving Hepatitis A vaccines to newborns? And the shitloads of other vaccines that are cropping up and are “required”? I can name three people I know right off the top of my head who have autistic kids, and I could probably come up with more if I thought about it for a bit. If you really can’t see how the field of medicine is a fear-based, money-making industry in this country then you’re either retarded or a Republican. Are you lining up to get your yearly flu shot yet? XD
jenna | August 16, 2010 at 4:49 pm
My sister developed moderate/severe Autism from too many vaccines. :( It still makes me sad.
Mr. Nice Guy | August 16, 2010 at 5:28 pm
Autism has nothing to do with Vaccines. Even Penn & Teller did one of their BullShit shows on this.
Burt | August 17, 2010 at 2:55 am
There is absolutely no link between autism and vaccines. The most significant factor is in fact genetic.
Foxy | September 3, 2010 at 5:48 pm
If that’s the case, Burt, that autism is all genetic, then where were all the autistic kids 30 years ago? Absolutely no one in my peer group had it – it was practically unheard of in the 70s – and now I have 3 friends whose children are PROFOUNDLY autistic and that will probably have to be institutionalized as adults. Do you think that’s how genetics work, that in a couple of generations we evolve like this? Something has radically changed, now that 1 in 90 boys has it, and you know what has? The vaccine schedule. There are 3x the number of vaccines on the schedule than there were in the 80s, and a lot of ridiculous ones, like Hep B, a disease that only hookers and IV drug users get in this country. If the doctors are so convinced it’s not the vaccine schedule, then why can’t they answer what is? I am ALL ears.
Bo | September 13, 2010 at 6:21 pm
All the “autistic ” kids weren’t allowed to go off and run wild. they were told to straighten up and fly right or else there would be consequences (and there were).
Today a parent wouldn’t think to scold little Billy. It’s not his fault…wah
You may want to consider other environmental factors- there are a lot more kiddies eating\drinking a lot more processed crap because mommy\daddy doesn’t have time to make them dinner.
Sheik Apul Madeek Aoud | August 16, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Shes still semi hot…too bad shes such an idiot, political moron and mudshark, just like her retard twin Chelsea Handler.
Sheik Apul Madeek Aoud | August 16, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Shes still semi hot…too bad shes such an idiot, political/medical moron and “Night Rider”, just like her retard twin Chelsea Handler.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 1:10 pm
chelsea handler’s no dummy. i believe she’s had a couple books top the nyt bestsellers list
K.I.T.T. | August 16, 2010 at 1:25 pm
they were auto-biographical so her books being on the NYT bestsellers only mean people give a shit about her life, not that shes a good writer…and you must never watch her show if you think shes smart. She admittedly doesnt know much about anything and routinely asks stupid questions. That and the fact that she worships rappers are why shes lost a lot of her viewership.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 2:10 pm
there’s book smarts and there’s shrewd smarts. screwing the ceo of E!’s parent company to get on tv, i’d say she has the latter
horndog | August 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm
Chelsea handler is packing a trouser snake
Claire | August 16, 2010 at 1:03 pm
She looks great for her age. How old is she? 40s, right?
Oh. She’s only 37. Never mind.
Natalie | August 16, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Whats up with her face? She looks totally different. I’m assuming too much botox.
triggerfish | August 16, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Cocaine is a hellofa drug!
Deacon Jones | August 16, 2010 at 1:06 pm
She had work done, I think she got cheek implants.
Actually looks better than she has in years..
pimp | August 16, 2010 at 1:22 pm
she has bigger tits then my hand, i’d fuck her…
Smoochy | August 16, 2010 at 4:15 pm
+1
FuckedUpFaceFoSho | August 16, 2010 at 1:29 pm
Yeah, somethinig is weird about her face now. Starting to hit the wall it looks like. Tis a shame. She was the hottest of the hot BITD.
Jimbo | August 16, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Fish dude, Those big fake tits are real on the out side and that is all that matters. I would motor boat those bad boys for a month of Sundays
Douchariffic | August 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Once I was finally able to move up to her face I realized she’s had some horrific work done. Not that anyone will notice with the boobs. I’d be afraid of chipping a tooth on those.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 16, 2010 at 2:50 pm
she’s so last millennium.
fish do you ever see stuff of say new degrassi chicks at the beach. we need some decent fresh meat.. do the paps not care about canucks?
Me | August 16, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Jennie McCarthy has always been pretty ugly physically. Her face has historically looked weathered and bland. But mentally she is worse. She is one of those bitches that thinks she is funny. Somebody should tell her that women are rarely funny, and she fails like so many of the others.
Randal | August 16, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Fucking 17 year olds from behind while Jenny McCarthy shook her titties on MTV was alot of fun, now not so much.
sean | August 16, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Good God! Jenny has the face of a 50 year-old, and the layers of makeup barely hide it. Just shows you what havoc an immoral, Hollywood, pornography, fame-chasing life wreaks on a body. Girls, it’s not worth it because although it may feel good for about ten years if you’re lucky, you look like crap for the rest of your life and nobody gives a damn about you or what you used to look like or what you used to do.
Little Timmy | August 16, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Honestly, her face looks a lot like my aunt’s… and my aunt is around 50. So you are right.
sean | August 16, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
The girl with the rough tattoo | August 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Make sure you’re not looking at Jenny’s pic on your phone or you’re going to think those jowls belong to that old lady who nursed you back to health with those delicious chicken soups when you caught the measles. I think her name was Mama Pascuale
jenna | August 16, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Haha! nice! Chicken soup now disgusts me.
Rex Kramer | August 16, 2010 at 4:50 pm
dear jenny: swallowing my baby batter cures autism.
LuvdaBoobies | August 16, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Jenny is still fucking HOT AS HELL! I would still trade my left nut to pop my right nut off into her!!!
Freddo | August 16, 2010 at 6:33 pm
What the fuck happened to her?! Yiikes!
RasputinsLiver | August 16, 2010 at 7:37 pm
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Whoa!
The fake titties may remain the same even after she’s dead and buried. But that face is beginning to look as hard and haggard as Pam Anderson’s.
Man, gotta be rough when you’re an aging bimbo.
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timmy the dying boy | August 16, 2010 at 7:53 pm
What a pity they aren’t brains.
Bored with life | August 16, 2010 at 10:55 pm
I’d fuck her in the ass while I made her autistic son watch…
alisa | August 17, 2010 at 12:30 am
wow you’re pathetic
Aussie Mama | August 18, 2010 at 8:03 am
Oh man, that’s rough.
Leave the poor kid out of it.
By the way, he is no longer Autistic. He goes to a normal school and is cured. Chealation therapy, to get rid of all the mercury, heavy metals, poisoning onslaught of too much immunisation as a child, has been ridden from his body and the boy is ok. 36 shots, by age 5, with mercury (which causes brain damage), is too much for any little system!
captain america | August 16, 2010 at 11:28 pm
………..but as fake as “Santa Claus”, folks!!
Marcus | August 16, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Do-a-ble
jennjenn | August 17, 2010 at 4:39 am
such a nice body .
sdf | August 17, 2010 at 7:23 am
I would totally lick her bumhole, after she took a dump. Because that’s how I roll.
Aussie Mama | August 18, 2010 at 8:00 am
OMG, that’s so gross, it’s gut bursting funny!
bitingontinfoil | August 17, 2010 at 10:43 am
(To Lady GAG’s Poker Face)
B-B-B-Butter face, B-B-Butter face!
I’ve ALWAYS hated her goofy “lookit me – I’m a hot FUNNY girl!!”. HUGE chin, horse toothed slag.
D | August 17, 2010 at 11:20 am
“Huge”? “Giant”? How about “overstated”?
huree | August 17, 2010 at 1:25 pm
God I love this bitch !!
furry-tongue | August 18, 2010 at 2:00 am
Whatchu raggin on her dumb-ass for? It’s the dumber-ass parents who listened to her that should be shot. Is there no end to the stupidity?
Whenever the useful idiots in front of whole foods stop me to sign their global warming clipboard, I ask: what’s your scientific training? can you explain Boyle’s law to me? uh huh. I thought so. Go do something useful, like take another acting class. Now get out of my way.
Aussie Mama | August 18, 2010 at 7:59 am
Look she’s gorgeous, I’m sure no guy would kick her outta bed, BUT….at 38 years of age, unless your at the beach love, put it away.
Too old to be parading around like that, unless your Pammy Anderson Mutton, who has no shame. Keep it classy Jen, you have a great sense of humor, you don’t need to resort to flashing your bits, for attention. All a tad desperate.
joe | August 18, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Elle McPherson looks freakin
awesome at her age! What’s happening
to other broads?
joe | August 18, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Elle McPherson looks freakin
awesome at her age! What’s happening
to theses Hollywood broads?