Here’s Jenny McCarthy hosting the Palms Midsummer’s Night Dream Party Saturday night where, like any good scientist, she regaled guests with her giant, fake tits all up in their face.
DOCTOR: Oh, Ms. McCarthy, we were just discussing the possible effects of dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico. Would you care to weigh in?
JENNY: Shrimp makes me fart. *snorts*
DOCTOR: A ho ho, too funny, too funny. But, seriously, an academic such as yourself must have an opinion.
JENNY: …. *squeezes breasts together*
DOCTOR: Close enough. Can we get another book deal over here?
Photos: Splash News, WENN
those tits look stupid. she was great on singled out, seems like forever ago
her face looks like that of a corpse. WTF happened to her?
1st!
fail
Epic fail.
Those are freaking HUGE.
I hope that’s thru the magic of the push up bra and not the result of further breast augmentation.
So this is the bitch whose asinine rants full of pseudoscience have increased the levels of childhood illness across America because parents were convinced not to inoculate their kids against measles, mumps and rubella since a discredited study said that they might go full-on retard?
What, did they not want their kids to end up like her?
Big tits and a bruck-ass face that looks like it’s been run over by truck tires made of penises doesn’t exactly count her in anyone’s good books. After her humiliating and idiotic statements make her just an older, uglier, stupider cross between Megan Fox and Snooki.
I bet she wishes she’d gotten the genital wart vaccine.
So does Jim Carey.
It’s not even that simple. Mccarthy (and Jim Carrey, who I can slightly excuse for following the pussy) continued to spout misinformation about vaccinations LONG after having been shown repeatedly that her information was false. That’s what we call LYING. She’s an EVIL person, she knowingly told lies to millions of parents to try to get them to not vaccinate their children
Nobody seems to know why, but Jenny McCarthy intentionally and deliberately wants children to get sick with preventable illnesses.
AS IF the vaccine/pharmaceutical industry isn’t a giant fucking scam. The MMR dose has been around for a while and is probably legit, but come on, giving Hepatitis A vaccines to newborns? And the shitloads of other vaccines that are cropping up and are “required”? I can name three people I know right off the top of my head who have autistic kids, and I could probably come up with more if I thought about it for a bit. If you really can’t see how the field of medicine is a fear-based, money-making industry in this country then you’re either retarded or a Republican. Are you lining up to get your yearly flu shot yet? XD
My sister developed moderate/severe Autism from too many vaccines. :( It still makes me sad.
Autism has nothing to do with Vaccines. Even Penn & Teller did one of their BullShit shows on this.
There is absolutely no link between autism and vaccines. The most significant factor is in fact genetic.
If that’s the case, Burt, that autism is all genetic, then where were all the autistic kids 30 years ago? Absolutely no one in my peer group had it – it was practically unheard of in the 70s – and now I have 3 friends whose children are PROFOUNDLY autistic and that will probably have to be institutionalized as adults. Do you think that’s how genetics work, that in a couple of generations we evolve like this? Something has radically changed, now that 1 in 90 boys has it, and you know what has? The vaccine schedule. There are 3x the number of vaccines on the schedule than there were in the 80s, and a lot of ridiculous ones, like Hep B, a disease that only hookers and IV drug users get in this country. If the doctors are so convinced it’s not the vaccine schedule, then why can’t they answer what is? I am ALL ears.
All the “autistic ” kids weren’t allowed to go off and run wild. they were told to straighten up and fly right or else there would be consequences (and there were).
Today a parent wouldn’t think to scold little Billy. It’s not his fault…wah
You may want to consider other environmental factors- there are a lot more kiddies eating\drinking a lot more processed crap because mommy\daddy doesn’t have time to make them dinner.
Shes still semi hot…too bad shes such an idiot, political moron and mudshark, just like her retard twin Chelsea Handler.
Shes still semi hot…too bad shes such an idiot, political/medical moron and “Night Rider”, just like her retard twin Chelsea Handler.
chelsea handler’s no dummy. i believe she’s had a couple books top the nyt bestsellers list
they were auto-biographical so her books being on the NYT bestsellers only mean people give a shit about her life, not that shes a good writer…and you must never watch her show if you think shes smart. She admittedly doesnt know much about anything and routinely asks stupid questions. That and the fact that she worships rappers are why shes lost a lot of her viewership.
there’s book smarts and there’s shrewd smarts. screwing the ceo of E!’s parent company to get on tv, i’d say she has the latter
Chelsea handler is packing a trouser snake
She looks great for her age. How old is she? 40s, right?
Oh. She’s only 37. Never mind.
Whats up with her face? She looks totally different. I’m assuming too much botox.
Cocaine is a hellofa drug!
She had work done, I think she got cheek implants.
Actually looks better than she has in years..
it’s too bad she doesn’t do anal
she has bigger tits then my hand, i’d fuck her…
+1
Yeah, somethinig is weird about her face now. Starting to hit the wall it looks like. Tis a shame. She was the hottest of the hot BITD.
What a shame–her face is starting to show her age. Her body however–especially her stomach– looks phenomenal.
It probably feels like leather or dried sausage casing.
Fish dude, Those big fake tits are real on the out side and that is all that matters. I would motor boat those bad boys for a month of Sundays
Once I was finally able to move up to her face I realized she’s had some horrific work done. Not that anyone will notice with the boobs. I’d be afraid of chipping a tooth on those.
she’s so last millennium.
fish do you ever see stuff of say new degrassi chicks at the beach. we need some decent fresh meat.. do the paps not care about canucks?
Jennie McCarthy has always been pretty ugly physically. Her face has historically looked weathered and bland. But mentally she is worse. She is one of those bitches that thinks she is funny. Somebody should tell her that women are rarely funny, and she fails like so many of the others.
Fucking 17 year olds from behind while Jenny McCarthy shook her titties on MTV was alot of fun, now not so much.
Good God! Jenny has the face of a 50 year-old, and the layers of makeup barely hide it. Just shows you what havoc an immoral, Hollywood, pornography, fame-chasing life wreaks on a body. Girls, it’s not worth it because although it may feel good for about ten years if you’re lucky, you look like crap for the rest of your life and nobody gives a damn about you or what you used to look like or what you used to do.
Honestly, her face looks a lot like my aunt’s… and my aunt is around 50. So you are right.
I like to have sex with 12 year old boys.
my sister met up with her there on friday night, they’re good friends…i got some fucking good stories.
Make sure you’re not looking at Jenny’s pic on your phone or you’re going to think those jowls belong to that old lady who nursed you back to health with those delicious chicken soups when you caught the measles. I think her name was Mama Pascuale
Haha! nice! Chicken soup now disgusts me.
Bless you fish,this is still my alltime favorite.
dear jenny: swallowing my baby batter cures autism.
Jenny is still fucking HOT AS HELL! I would still trade my left nut to pop my right nut off into her!!!
What the fuck happened to her?! Yiikes!
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Whoa!
The fake titties may remain the same even after she’s dead and buried. But that face is beginning to look as hard and haggard as Pam Anderson’s.
Man, gotta be rough when you’re an aging bimbo.
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What a pity they aren’t brains.
I’d fuck her in the ass while I made her autistic son watch…
wow you’re pathetic
Oh man, that’s rough.
Leave the poor kid out of it.
By the way, he is no longer Autistic. He goes to a normal school and is cured. Chealation therapy, to get rid of all the mercury, heavy metals, poisoning onslaught of too much immunisation as a child, has been ridden from his body and the boy is ok. 36 shots, by age 5, with mercury (which causes brain damage), is too much for any little system!
………..but as fake as “Santa Claus”, folks!!
Do-a-ble
such a nice body .
Holy Sh*t does she look good, she always had a great set, but I am thinking these are new. I wonder if her and Jen Aniston would consider getting together for a little MILF sandwich.
I would totally lick her bumhole, after she took a dump. Because that’s how I roll.
OMG, that’s so gross, it’s gut bursting funny!
Holy shit I saw her on tv earlier and could’ve sworn she was heidi montag. talk about fugly
I hate her. This douchebag keeps peddling her wackadoodle theories about vaccines and autism- of which has been disproven about a million times.
Just shut up and show us yer boobs, woman!
(To Lady GAG’s Poker Face)
B-B-B-Butter face, B-B-Butter face!
I’ve ALWAYS hated her goofy “lookit me – I’m a hot FUNNY girl!!”. HUGE chin, horse toothed slag.
“Huge”? “Giant”? How about “overstated”?
God I love this bitch !!
Damn she still looks good. Top of my list always.
Whatchu raggin on her dumb-ass for? It’s the dumber-ass parents who listened to her that should be shot. Is there no end to the stupidity?
Whenever the useful idiots in front of whole foods stop me to sign their global warming clipboard, I ask: what’s your scientific training? can you explain Boyle’s law to me? uh huh. I thought so. Go do something useful, like take another acting class. Now get out of my way.
Look she’s gorgeous, I’m sure no guy would kick her outta bed, BUT….at 38 years of age, unless your at the beach love, put it away.
Too old to be parading around like that, unless your Pammy Anderson Mutton, who has no shame. Keep it classy Jen, you have a great sense of humor, you don’t need to resort to flashing your bits, for attention. All a tad desperate.
Elle McPherson looks freakin
awesome at her age! What’s happening
to other broads?
Elle McPherson looks freakin
awesome at her age! What’s happening
to theses Hollywood broads?
she is still super hot. one of the best boob jobs ive ever seen, always thought that. milfy.
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That is hilarious. You are making fun of Jenny for not being intelligent, while you make a statement like: “such as yourself”. It’s “such as you,” moron.