Jenny McCarthy Still Has Huge Breasts

August 16th, 2010 // 71 Comments

Here’s Jenny McCarthy hosting the Palms Midsummer’s Night Dream Party Saturday night where, like any good scientist, she regaled guests with her giant, fake tits all up in their face.

DOCTOR: Oh, Ms. McCarthy, we were just discussing the possible effects of dispersants in the Gulf of Mexico. Would you care to weigh in?
JENNY: Shrimp makes me fart. *snorts*
DOCTOR: A ho ho, too funny, too funny. But, seriously, an academic such as yourself must have an opinion.
JENNY: …. *squeezes breasts together*
DOCTOR: Close enough. Can we get another book deal over here?

Photos: Splash News, WENN

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  1. those tits look stupid. she was great on singled out, seems like forever ago

  2. Jenny McCarthy
    dude
    Commented on this photo:

    her face looks like that of a corpse. WTF happened to her?

  3. Jenny McCarthy
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are freaking HUGE.
    I hope that’s thru the magic of the push up bra and not the result of further breast augmentation.

  4. Livinus Nwambe

    So this is the bitch whose asinine rants full of pseudoscience have increased the levels of childhood illness across America because parents were convinced not to inoculate their kids against measles, mumps and rubella since a discredited study said that they might go full-on retard?

    What, did they not want their kids to end up like her?

    Big tits and a bruck-ass face that looks like it’s been run over by truck tires made of penises doesn’t exactly count her in anyone’s good books. After her humiliating and idiotic statements make her just an older, uglier, stupider cross between Megan Fox and Snooki.

    • JungleRed

      I bet she wishes she’d gotten the genital wart vaccine.
      So does Jim Carey.

    • McFeely Smackup

      It’s not even that simple. Mccarthy (and Jim Carrey, who I can slightly excuse for following the pussy) continued to spout misinformation about vaccinations LONG after having been shown repeatedly that her information was false. That’s what we call LYING. She’s an EVIL person, she knowingly told lies to millions of parents to try to get them to not vaccinate their children

      Nobody seems to know why, but Jenny McCarthy intentionally and deliberately wants children to get sick with preventable illnesses.

      • give me a break

        AS IF the vaccine/pharmaceutical industry isn’t a giant fucking scam. The MMR dose has been around for a while and is probably legit, but come on, giving Hepatitis A vaccines to newborns? And the shitloads of other vaccines that are cropping up and are “required”? I can name three people I know right off the top of my head who have autistic kids, and I could probably come up with more if I thought about it for a bit. If you really can’t see how the field of medicine is a fear-based, money-making industry in this country then you’re either retarded or a Republican. Are you lining up to get your yearly flu shot yet? XD

      • jenna

        My sister developed moderate/severe Autism from too many vaccines. :( It still makes me sad.

      • Mr. Nice Guy

        Autism has nothing to do with Vaccines. Even Penn & Teller did one of their BullShit shows on this.

      • Burt

        There is absolutely no link between autism and vaccines. The most significant factor is in fact genetic.

    • Foxy

      If that’s the case, Burt, that autism is all genetic, then where were all the autistic kids 30 years ago? Absolutely no one in my peer group had it – it was practically unheard of in the 70s – and now I have 3 friends whose children are PROFOUNDLY autistic and that will probably have to be institutionalized as adults. Do you think that’s how genetics work, that in a couple of generations we evolve like this? Something has radically changed, now that 1 in 90 boys has it, and you know what has? The vaccine schedule. There are 3x the number of vaccines on the schedule than there were in the 80s, and a lot of ridiculous ones, like Hep B, a disease that only hookers and IV drug users get in this country. If the doctors are so convinced it’s not the vaccine schedule, then why can’t they answer what is? I am ALL ears.

      • Bo

        All the “autistic ” kids weren’t allowed to go off and run wild. they were told to straighten up and fly right or else there would be consequences (and there were).

        Today a parent wouldn’t think to scold little Billy. It’s not his fault…wah

        You may want to consider other environmental factors- there are a lot more kiddies eating\drinking a lot more processed crap because mommy\daddy doesn’t have time to make them dinner.

  5. Sheik Apul Madeek Aoud

    Shes still semi hot…too bad shes such an idiot, political moron and mudshark, just like her retard twin Chelsea Handler.

  6. Sheik Apul Madeek Aoud

    Shes still semi hot…too bad shes such an idiot, political/medical moron and “Night Rider”, just like her retard twin Chelsea Handler.

    • chelsea handler’s no dummy. i believe she’s had a couple books top the nyt bestsellers list

      • K.I.T.T.

        they were auto-biographical so her books being on the NYT bestsellers only mean people give a shit about her life, not that shes a good writer…and you must never watch her show if you think shes smart. She admittedly doesnt know much about anything and routinely asks stupid questions. That and the fact that she worships rappers are why shes lost a lot of her viewership.

      • there’s book smarts and there’s shrewd smarts. screwing the ceo of E!’s parent company to get on tv, i’d say she has the latter

    • horndog

      Chelsea handler is packing a trouser snake

  7. Claire

    She looks great for her age. How old is she? 40s, right?

    Oh. She’s only 37. Never mind.

  8. Whats up with her face? She looks totally different. I’m assuming too much botox.

  9. Deacon Jones

    She had work done, I think she got cheek implants.

    Actually looks better than she has in years..

  10. Jenny McCarthy
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    it’s too bad she doesn’t do anal

  11. pimp

    she has bigger tits then my hand, i’d fuck her…

  12. FuckedUpFaceFoSho

    Yeah, somethinig is weird about her face now. Starting to hit the wall it looks like. Tis a shame. She was the hottest of the hot BITD.

  13. Jenny McCarthy
    Fuzzy
    Commented on this photo:

    What a shame–her face is starting to show her age. Her body however–especially her stomach– looks phenomenal.

  14. Fish dude, Those big fake tits are real on the out side and that is all that matters. I would motor boat those bad boys for a month of Sundays

  15. Douchariffic

    Once I was finally able to move up to her face I realized she’s had some horrific work done. Not that anyone will notice with the boobs. I’d be afraid of chipping a tooth on those.

  16. Me

    Jennie McCarthy has always been pretty ugly physically. Her face has historically looked weathered and bland. But mentally she is worse. She is one of those bitches that thinks she is funny. Somebody should tell her that women are rarely funny, and she fails like so many of the others.

  17. Fucking 17 year olds from behind while Jenny McCarthy shook her titties on MTV was alot of fun, now not so much.

  18. sean

    Good God! Jenny has the face of a 50 year-old, and the layers of makeup barely hide it. Just shows you what havoc an immoral, Hollywood, pornography, fame-chasing life wreaks on a body. Girls, it’s not worth it because although it may feel good for about ten years if you’re lucky, you look like crap for the rest of your life and nobody gives a damn about you or what you used to look like or what you used to do.

  19. Jenny McCarthy
    suckitTrebek
    Commented on this photo:

    my sister met up with her there on friday night, they’re good friends…i got some fucking good stories.

  20. The girl with the rough tattoo

    Make sure you’re not looking at Jenny’s pic on your phone or you’re going to think those jowls belong to that old lady who nursed you back to health with those delicious chicken soups when you caught the measles. I think her name was Mama Pascuale

  21. Jenny McCarthy
    Wrench
    Commented on this photo:

    Bless you fish,this is still my alltime favorite.

  22. dear jenny: swallowing my baby batter cures autism.

  23. LuvdaBoobies

    Jenny is still fucking HOT AS HELL! I would still trade my left nut to pop my right nut off into her!!!

  24. Freddo

    What the fuck happened to her?! Yiikes!

  25. RasputinsLiver

    *

    Whoa!

    The fake titties may remain the same even after she’s dead and buried. But that face is beginning to look as hard and haggard as Pam Anderson’s.

    Man, gotta be rough when you’re an aging bimbo.

    *

  26. timmy the dying boy

    What a pity they aren’t brains.

  27. Bored with life

    I’d fuck her in the ass while I made her autistic son watch…

    • alisa

      wow you’re pathetic

    • Aussie Mama

      Oh man, that’s rough.
      Leave the poor kid out of it.
      By the way, he is no longer Autistic. He goes to a normal school and is cured. Chealation therapy, to get rid of all the mercury, heavy metals, poisoning onslaught of too much immunisation as a child, has been ridden from his body and the boy is ok. 36 shots, by age 5, with mercury (which causes brain damage), is too much for any little system!

  28. captain america

    ………..but as fake as “Santa Claus”, folks!!

  29. Marcus

    Do-a-ble

  30. jennjenn

    such a nice body .

  31. Jenny McCarthy
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Sh*t does she look good, she always had a great set, but I am thinking these are new. I wonder if her and Jen Aniston would consider getting together for a little MILF sandwich.

  32. sdf

    I would totally lick her bumhole, after she took a dump. Because that’s how I roll.

  33. Jenny McCarthy
    holy shitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit I saw her on tv earlier and could’ve sworn she was heidi montag. talk about fugly

  34. Jenny McCarthy
    Dumbarse
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate her. This douchebag keeps peddling her wackadoodle theories about vaccines and autism- of which has been disproven about a million times.

    Just shut up and show us yer boobs, woman!

  35. bitingontinfoil

    (To Lady GAG’s Poker Face)

    B-B-B-Butter face, B-B-Butter face!

    I’ve ALWAYS hated her goofy “lookit me – I’m a hot FUNNY girl!!”. HUGE chin, horse toothed slag.

  36. D

    “Huge”? “Giant”? How about “overstated”?

  37. huree

    God I love this bitch !!

  38. Jenny McCarthy
    pullejo
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn she still looks good. Top of my list always.

  39. furry-tongue

    Whatchu raggin on her dumb-ass for? It’s the dumber-ass parents who listened to her that should be shot. Is there no end to the stupidity?

    Whenever the useful idiots in front of whole foods stop me to sign their global warming clipboard, I ask: what’s your scientific training? can you explain Boyle’s law to me? uh huh. I thought so. Go do something useful, like take another acting class. Now get out of my way.

  40. Aussie Mama

    Look she’s gorgeous, I’m sure no guy would kick her outta bed, BUT….at 38 years of age, unless your at the beach love, put it away.
    Too old to be parading around like that, unless your Pammy Anderson Mutton, who has no shame. Keep it classy Jen, you have a great sense of humor, you don’t need to resort to flashing your bits, for attention. All a tad desperate.

  41. joe

    Elle McPherson looks freakin
    awesome at her age! What’s happening
    to other broads?

  42. joe

    Elle McPherson looks freakin
    awesome at her age! What’s happening
    to theses Hollywood broads?

  43. Jenny McCarthy
    Commented on this photo:

    she is still super hot. one of the best boob jobs ive ever seen, always thought that. milfy.

    hollywood news

  44. Jenny McCarthy
    i loled
    Commented on this photo:

    wrinkles sun dmg fake tits, pretty NAST

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  46. Casey

    That is hilarious. You are making fun of Jenny for not being intelligent, while you make a statement like: “such as yourself”. It’s “such as you,” moron.

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