At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody’s brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It’s a small service I provide for the community, but I don’t like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the part where kids get absolutely screwed. There were boobs, and the butter woman was all, “Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg, Solo. You weren’t molested. Ho ho ho ho.” Things got a little hectic.

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