Jenny McCarthy’s Banging Donnie Wahlberg

July 15th, 2013 // 22 Comments
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Remembah Mahkie’s olda brotha? Donnie? Da one dat was in dat movie where Jason Lee kept fahtin’ because an alien was in his butt, and Donnie was like this super retahd or somethin’ who had to fight the butt alien even though it was Brody from Homeland, his best friend growin’ up? Remembah dat? There was dat paht where Da Punishah’s tahkin’ into his hand like it’s a fahkin’ phone because he’s got like wickid telepathy? Anyway, totally bangin’ Jenny McCahthy. Fahkin’ People reports:

Steamy sparks flew between them in late March when New Kids on the Block and Blue Bloods star Wahlberg, 43, made an innuendo-filled appearance on her self-titled VH1 talk show.
The duo provocatively sucked on red lollipops while McCarthy, 40, asked “Do you talk dirty while you’re having sex?”
“I do,” he replied.
“You do – but some guys do it wrong,” she replied.
“Yeah, I don’t do it wrong,” he said seductively, as McCarthy looked as though she needed some air.

Later, they both agreed lollipops cause autism then made love in front of Jim Carrey‘s house, his face contorted in the window. Not so much because of the love-making, but because he can’t control it anymore. He knows that’s the sign of a stroke, right? I feel like someone should point that out.

UPDATE: If anyone cares, Jenny McCarthy is officially a co-host on The View now which I’m not writing another post about because it doesn’t involve things going in and out of her vagina. Or does it, Barbara Walters?

Photos: Getty


  1. EricLR

    I would say that someone should warn him that she doesn’t believe in STD vaccines either, but it would probably be funnier just to let him find out on his own.

  2. bbiowa

    An HPV petri dish with boobs.

  3. Donnie’s douchbag factor is about 1% of his younger brother, but the jeans and vest thing went out with garden party waiters.

  4. I wish her parents didn’t believe in vaccinations either and she was born when polio was still ravaging the world. I bet she wouldn’t be talking that shit then.

  5. Drew from Initech

    She gets around like a record WoooWooo!

  6. anonymous

    Well now that it’s been officially announced to the public, we can expect the break up in 3…..2…..1…..

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    Suuuuuure it is.

  8. I thought he was really slumming it, until I realized he was the incredibly white kid who always wore Public Enemy shirts in New Kids on the Block, and not the guy with a career.

  9. Jenny McCarthy Donnie Wahlberg
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    Now you see, Mrs. Gump, your boy’s IQ is right here…….

  10. right

    She looks good for her age, but some of her views on issues need work. Just stuff her panties in her mouth Donnie.

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    Usually when a guy says he is taking a lady to see a movie they actually go to a theater as opposed to just sitting in the living room looking at the film strip.

  12. dude

    Donnie’s a lot cooler than the idiot who wrote that first paragraph…i get it you think you’re funny but you come off as an idiot to me, I could give a fuck less what anyone else thinks.

  13. Jenn

    I liked Donnie in Dreamcatcher. The book was better, of course.
    Don’t fuck with Stephen King.

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    What’s Lesser Clooney doing in the middle?

  15. Hope they do break up i think donnie wahlberg could do better than her

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