Dr. Jenny McCarthy Will Make Fast Food Salads Look Like An Orgasm Now

Here’s Jenny McCarthy pretending she’s waited her whole life to promote Carl’s Jr. cranberry apple walnut grilled chicken salad which I actually believe because giving out deadly medical advice really isn’t all that time-consuming. On that note, I like how she’s hawking salads from a fast food restaurant because I’m sure those are full of all-natural ingredients right down to the dressing that doubles as formaldehyde in Guam. “You can barely taste the autism!” she’s God-willingly contracted to say.