Jennifer Lopez is concerned that a plot may be afoot to kidnap her newborn twins. Her husband Marc Anthony made sure security is tight at North Shore University Hospital, according to Life & Style:
The hospital reportedly stepped up its security drills, which involve locking down the hospital in case a baby is kidnapped or otherwise vanishes. “They practiced the alerts twice a week in early February,” says a staffer. “That definitely had to do with J.Lo.”
“Babies have been kidnapped before,” a friend notes. “Jennifer had obvious concerns about security.”
Who would want to steal J-Lo’s offspring? Either the government for some crazy X-Files shit. Or Ben Affleck. Yeah, that’s right, I said it: Ben motherfucking Affleck. He might look all innocent but that guy has baby-stealer written all over him. I saw Daredevil. He’s capable of some seriously messed up stuff. I’m blowing this case wide open!
UPDATE: Jennifer Garner just kicked down my cubicle and continually karate chopped me in the groin. I retract my comments about Ben Affleck. Also – no, I can’t say it. Don’t make me! *nad chop* Okay! Daredevil should’ve won an Oscar! Are you happy? Oh, God, I feel so dirty. I’ll never get over this. I – Ooh! Who brought donuts?
There’s a rumor that the real Skeletor is flying in from Eternia for a so-called “business trip.” Her people fear the worst. Skeletor will kidnap his rightful heirs to the Throne of Blood.
Oh, and Beastman has AIDS.
‘Seeked’ is not a word, dumbass.
‘Seeked’ is not a word, dumbass.
‘Movable-type’. . .
I think she’s turning Japanese, turning Japanese, I really think so!
“Welcome to the China Club! A chang a chang chang!”-Rick James
WOW she needs to stop watching his movies! Great movie BUT IT WAS A MOVIE!!!!
And he still looks like a cracked out monkey!
She’d better have those babies fast – CHOP, CHOP.
someone needs to kidnap that annoying broad
#19 LadyJane,
She is not a cunt. She is still just Jenny from the block. Come to think of it, anybody who sings a song about themselves explaining how they are still the same person they always were, is probably not only a cunt, but an egotistical cunt to boot. Take note JLO and Faith Hill.
Yeeeaaaah…….cuz celebrity babies are stolen all the time now… a new fad… pishaw… Can we say PARANOID?!
I have to give it to you. That was a beautiful story. The makeup under my mascara-laden crow’s feet ragged eyes – the eyes of a wandering transvestite – is flowing all the way down my happy trail soaking my shit-covered cock. (Damn what that guy said about all this being spied on and archived…)
Anyway
That trashy cunt is so full of herself. Who in the hell would want her ugly ass spawn?
Skanked up ho bitch hasn’t seen her name in the newspaper, so she has to make up shit. What a filthy disgusting beast she truly is! Who would want her spawn, like she’s so fucking special. Go to hell you self important piece of shit.
And more snarling sexy faces while mega pregnant…yeah, thats real class J-pig.
This story is such bullshit. As i type, I sit here at North Shore University Hospital (Manhasset) with my children in pediatrics. Free Internet, woohoo! :)
There are a total of 3….. that’s T-H-R-E-E minmum wage, cheap polyester uniformed security “guards” at the doors of the OB Unit.
The hospital is not on lockdown. you don’t even have to check in at the desk to go up to patient rooms. You simply walk in the door and head for the elevators!
Someone’s “inside sources” are humping…err.. pulling someone’s leg
Hey, Fish.. email me for ther “real” scoop. You can obviously confirm my IP.
Let’s all pray she’s not having two girls, you know they’ll be having little spics at the age of 10 and they will be fed with our tax dollars.
She is way over-rated!!
She is way over-rated!!
I think some hunter should put little animal traps in her babies beds so that when they snap ‘em up, they can skin them and make coats out of them.
I think it was a trade she made with the devil long ago.
Satan: “I will give you fir, you must give me the skin of your child.”
Lopez: “Fer sure, done. Now put that fucking badger on me.”
Don’t worry J-Lo, I don’t think anyone wants babies that are half crypt keeper.
She should not worry…with all the security they will be safe!!!!
LOL I just have to say that she is stunning with her new kids, she has that new mom’s look about her!!
just look….
http://www.starvsstar.tv/
for most of us, it’s a problem ! and many gals at pinkmingle.com v talked about it with her, and there r aa lot of her her hot pics
I cant believe how much people in this world like to trash on celebrities. Espescially Britney, Jlo and Aniston.
Why don’t all of you racist idiots get over it